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That's fourteen kinds of disturbing. You get one chance for a do-over. Just one.

As I was birthed into this world, I was hitting on the nurses at the hospital. Is that better?
Just picture a mother giving birth to a newborn baby and the baby is looking at the nurses saying, "Damn girls, whatchu doin' this weekend?"

Well it pulled you out of the ewww that's creepy zone. But it didn't quite land you in the sweet spot.![]()
If you just let me bend you over the bed, I can land right in the sweet spot.
See... Now you're just getting further away.

Man, this whole "playing hard to get" thing really sucks.![]()

I'm complicated.![]()

I noticed. You're going to lose all your friends if they catch you talking to me, though. So I understand.![]()
... there may be hope for you.Well to be fair, even if you did vote for Trump and demonstrate all the classic Angry Man traits... there may be hope for you.
It scares me that there are people in the world who take CNN seriously. This includes my parents.
No! Adrina. No, listen. I know this is going to be hard to believe, but I didn't vote for Trump.
Russians hacked my voting booth as I was trying to proudly hit the Clinton button and it only accepted Trump. I didn't vote for Trump at all!
And I didn't go to the Women's March because I thought I would be respectful to the wonderful women of America by making sure they didn't feel uncomfortable that a man was there.
IT'S TOTALLY TRUE!

I'm having a hard time accepting your sincerity. Perhaps if you gave me a token of good faith. Such as a picture of yourself in a pussy hat. You know, showing your commitment to the cause.![]()

So you want me to dress up like a pink furry? You bad girl you!![]()

Moderator: Please move this thread to the BDSM Personals board.
Pffft.![]()
I don't know, your picture looks kinda cute. And I like fur. Now if you like eating Chinese?
He's just jealous! He's mad because I can get along with somebody who doesn't agree with my life views.![]()

I work with several Trump supporters. At least for now.
This has been far more entertaining than the subject content of the original post anyway.![]()
You were doing so much better before you went off on the Angry Man rant. Sigh.
You mean a normal human being rant?
