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adrina said:
There are far more entertaining things to do than nag men. You should have mastered being your own parent by now, man. :p ;)
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God why ya got to make this sooooooooo difficult? Can we have sex? It's so much easier than this! haha
 
Chris_Michael said:
Chloe, are you actually Asian? Just been curious about that.
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Half Chinese. On my mom's side. Culturally, well, a lot less Chinese than I look. Know enough Chinese to order in a Chinese restaurant and that's it. Those Chinese language classes didn't take, which is a shame, now. My grandparents on moms side came here as refugees from South Vietnam.
 
ChloeTzang said:
Half Chinese. On my mom's side. Culturally, well, a lot less Chinese than I look. Know enough Chinese to order in a Chinese restaurant and that's it. Those Chinese language classes didn't take, which is a shame, now. My grandparents on moms side came here as refugees from South Vietnam.
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Are you less complicated than adrina. I'm thinking of trading her in. Haha! :D
 
ChloeTzang said:
And you have to know what you're trading for, Chris. Don't blow this one.
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Damn, just break up with him. It will be painless. Just bring it up during dinner. Casual conversation - "Hey, wanna end this?" I'm sure he'll understand.


adrina said:
Two steps forward, one step back. It's like the cha cha. But without the fun ruffled dress. :p
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So you're saying you're going to be unclothed? :D

I see when I flirt with other women, you try harder. ;)
 
Chris_Michael said:
Damn, just break up with him. It will be painless. Just bring it up during dinner. Casual conversation - "Hey, wanna end this?" I'm sure he'll understand.
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LOL. Ummm, Adrina, help :eek: I need advice and you seem much better at this than me. I want to let Chris down easily, without destroying his budding relationship here with you. I'm not good at this coz Chris is kinda sweet and my usual method of dumping guys in the past has been, you know, pyschpathically violent and stuff coz, you know, that's how I am. Or I bring up Trump and how much I love him and that works to get rid of some guys, and where that doesn't work I kind of mention Hillary and how gorgeous she is and how I'd love to work for her an an Intern and that does it for the rest.... but I don't think that'll work with Chris.

What should I do here? Maybe talk guns? That scares some guys off? But I don;t want to scare Chris coz, you know, he's so cute.
 
Just tell me you believe that there are more than 2 genders (+transitioning) and I'll run for cover. Hahahaha!
 
Chris_Michael said:
Just tell me you believe that there are more than 2 genders (+transitioning) and I'll run for cover. Hahahaha!
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I go on physical attributes. A quick handcheck tells me all I need to know. Blood flow tells me the rest :D
 
ChloeTzang said:
LOL. Ummm, Adrina, help :eek: I need advice and you seem much better at this than me. I want to let Chris down easily, without destroying his budding relationship here with you. I'm not good at this coz Chris is kinda sweet and my usual method of dumping guys in the past has been, you know, pyschpathically violent and stuff coz, you know, that's how I am. Or I bring up Trump and how much I love him and that works to get rid of some guys, and where that doesn't work I kind of mention Hillary and how gorgeous she is and how I'd love to work for her an an Intern and that does it for the rest.... but I don't think that'll work with Chris.

What should I do here? Maybe talk guns? That scares some guys off? But I don;t want to scare Chris coz, you know, he's so cute.
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Dear Chris,

I like you as a friend. Don't be an asshat. :)

Thanks,
Chloe

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Howzat? :D
 
adrina said:
Dear Chris,

I like you as a friend. Don't be an asshat. :)

Thanks,
Chloe

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Howzat? :D
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I like that. Short and to the point. Yet friendly.

Pilot, I don't want to hurt him. You know teenage boys, they're so sensitive. And, well, Chris is a nice guy and what if he is over 18?

Dear John, uh, Chris, I mean Chris, uh, sorry, but uh, you know, I have this, you know, existing relationship thing going and, uh, I think you and Adrina seem to suit so well and, uh, like, I'd hate for Adrina to get Mad with me and stuff so, uh, you know, I'd like to, uh, just stay, you know, like, friends and stuff and, uh, I'm curious now and uh, you are over 18, right? Coz if you're not then, uh, I'm so worried that you're on lit without any adults here coz this is, like, the politics board and you need to be over 18 and stuff to be here or the bad people come for you and take you away and, you know, like, fry your brains and stuff and then you, you know, vote for weird people and stuff. So, uh, thanks Chris, maybe I better take you home after all. Coz, you know, maybe you can help me set up the targets and we can, you know, invite Adrina round and you guys can do some shooting together and you know, I can chaperone you.. Whaddaya say?
 
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adrina said:
Dear Chris,

I like you as a friend. Don't be an asshat. :)

Thanks,
Chloe

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Howzat? :D
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ChloeTzang said:
I like that. Short and to the point. Yet friendly.

Pilot, I don't want to hurt him. You know teenage boys, they're so sensitive. And, well, Chris is a nice guy and what if he is over 18?

Dear John, uh, Chris, I mean Chris, uh, sorry, but uh, you know, I have this, you know, existing relationship thing going and, uh, I think you and Adrina seem to suit so well and, uh, like, I'd hate for Adrina to get Mad with me and stuff so, uh, you know, I'd like to, uh, just stay, you know, like, friends and stuff and, uh, I'm curious now and uh, you are over 18, right? Coz if you're not then, uh, I'm so worried that you're on lit without any adults here coz this is, like, the politics board and you need to be over 18 and stuff to be here or the bad people come for you and take you away and, you know, like, fry your brains and stuff and then you, you know, vote for weird people and stuff. So, uh, thanks Chris, maybe I better take you home after all. Coz, you know, maybe you can help me set up the targets and we can, you know, invite Adrina round and you guys can do some shooting together and you know, I can chaperone you.. Whaddaya say?
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...I'm officially gay.

sr71plt said:
Tell him you don't date anyone under 18.
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AND THIS IS MY SEXY MAN!!!
 
ChloeTzang said:
Well! Adrina, he's misled us. Sob! The big tease! :rose::rose::rose: :D

I'm so glad you have a sense of humor Chris, this has been fun. And hey, Pilot joined in. A foursome! I feel very wicked now :cattail:
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Don't worry, Chloe. I know all too well what it's like to get rejected by women. :D

Besides, my gorgeous Yellow Lab is named Chloe and I say "I love you, Chloe" enough already as it is. =P

(Edit: The former owners named her. She was about 8 months old when we got her, I think)
 
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