collection of favorite sayings

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Re: Rita Rudner

When lost I always ask directions...

Um Wolf the day you and Alice were lost for two hours going to Delray on the beach, what took you so long finding it and I had to give a discount.........euwwwwieeeee ALICE??? Thats like doing JAP!!!!!! Ah gag me please somebody gag me

 

[Erotica_Writings]

SOMEBODY KILL THEM AND PUT THEM OUT OF OUR MISERY......LOL not sure who said it

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Re: Re: Re: Rita Rudner

Um Wolf the day you and Alice were lost for two hours going to Delray on the beach, what took you so long finding it and I had to give a discount.........euwwwwieeeee ALICE??? Thats like doing JAP!!!!!! Ah gag me please somebody gag me

..your just plain ole mean!!! lol

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Rita Rudner

..your just plain ole mean!!!

Yeah I know.........isn't it fucking great. and the quote from pee wee herman

(shaking my ass with hands on hips,) I know you are so what am I ? LOL

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rita Rudner

Yeah I know.........isn't it fucking great. and the quote from pee wee herman

(shaking my ass with hands on hips,) I know you are so what am I ? LOL

har har ho ho hee hee..your so funny I forgot too laugh..lol

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rita Rudner

har har ho ho hee hee..your so funny I forgot too laugh..lol

It is better to laugh with then laugh at.......haven't a clue in hell who said it

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rita Rudner

It is better to laugh with then laugh at.......haven't a clue in hell who said it

no idea..but I always liked..it's better to be pissed off than pissed on..maybe the same person said it..lol

 

[Erotica_Writings]

GOOD MORNING! 10 QUOTES TO START THE DAY

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
George Best.
2. "The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."
Denis Leary.
3. "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
Homer Simpson.
4. "I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now."
Bill Hicks.
5. "A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn't even the courtesy to thank her."
WC Fields
6. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day."
Dean Martin.
7. "What contemptible scroundrel stole the cork from my lunch?"
WC Fields
8. "I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping."
Mark Twain.
9. "What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."
Diogenes.
10. "I always keep a stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."
WC Fields