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Saintly One i am Pagan ...

Dear Saintly One
I am Pagan and i am eldar guadian it is my job to stamp out inquistions hehe and i use force. (Grins evilly) Since i was speical forces eleite trainer in my Art (Ninjustu Master)
I can say this with certianty that i have sinned but the goddes told me so. (beats self with a willow reed on back) there i am forgiven myself but it is nicer and less pain full to get your forgiveness.
confession:
1:Dances around and all his whips and other toys go flying) i got PAID doing what i liked to do training people in BDSM. I also had to do some many cats craddles it is boreing now. If you dont know what a cars craddle is it is for a wiccan coven initation thing and what it dose it senroy depravation and bondage to gain enlightment. (Just turns on the night light)
2: i liked my ability to make other submit. (with out useing force) just emotions that i can envoke in someone. (The Dragon licks his long teeth)
3: Never fall for a staff slavegirl (big mistake on my part) she was taken to africa or somthing by the directors. (Oh sweet vivian my sweet slavegirl).
4: back to number one a whole bunch of times
nomar69dragon
 
Francisco "Well In my case I was appointed to that function by the purest member "

I can vouch for this. Just saying hi and making a fast exit; not wanting to fall to the Grand Ink.

:rose:

pure

J.
 
Re: Saintly One i am Pagan ...

Nomar69dragon said:
less pain full to get your forgiveness.

Well actually if you would have been an Altar boy your confession would have been a lot painfuller.

But since you are not and you are a pagan. I can not forgive you. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/grinser/grinning-smiley-018.gif

You have 2 tasks, first become one of my followers, and secondly become one of my altar boys.

http://www.gifanimations.com/Image/Animations/Computers/happy_1.gifSaint Francisco.
 
Pure said:
Francisco "Well In my case I was appointed to that function by the purest member "

I can vouch for this. Just saying hi and making a fast exit; not wanting to fall to the Grand Ink.

:rose:

pure

J.

Thank you Pure, for reaffirming my appointment stay around and have some fun.

Saint Francisco.
 
pagan checking in to make sure no one has fallen into the *saved* trap!!!

If you all are thinking of letting the *saintly* one and His henchmen (and women) save you. DON"T!!! Run from the thread screaming..."Goddess, protect and deliver me!!!"

pet:p
 
SweetCherry said:
Heh. Some of us are beyond saving, even by the best of 'em.

:p

No one is beyond saving,
Anyone can be absolved by a bit of pain and lots of pleasure. So before listening to advice from pagans.

This is some of the things you would be missing.

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Hmm, a bit of pain and lots of pleasure. Maybe the Jehovah's Witnesses should try that approach.

I don't think I'd be kneeling for the JWs and asking to be flogged tho.

Now, if my baby wants to, that's another thing totally.

:D
 
Mea Culpa...Mea Culpa

I take full responsibility for being impatient and petulant.

What shall be my penance?

Loved this thread...seems I need to look into some of the oldies more often.
 
Dear Saint Francisco,

I have tried very hard to be a bad girl lately, in order to gain some of your wondrous penitence and absolution, but recent events have conspired against me! I have been forced to eat my veggies, go to bed at a decent hour and on the whole, behave myself. May I please have some penitence and absolution anyway?

Thank for taking time out of your busy, saintly schedule to consider my request.

Your most humble yet disgustingly well-behaved wannabe penitent,

snowy
 
snowy ciara said:
Dear Saint Francisco,

I have tried very hard to be a bad girl lately, in order to gain some of your wondrous penitence and absolution, but recent events have conspired against me! I have been forced to eat my veggies, go to bed at a decent hour and on the whole, behave myself. May I please have some penitence and absolution anyway?

Thank for taking time out of your busy, saintly schedule to consider my request.

Your most humble yet disgustingly well-behaved wannabe penitent,

snowy

EATING VEGGIES, GO TO BED AT A DECENT HOUR AND BEHAVE?????

We will have to pray for your soul.

Blessed are the perverse in spirit:
for theirs is the pleasure of pain

Blessed are they that have fun in life:
for they shall have fun.

Blessed are the submissive:
for they are here for the pleasure of Dominants.

Blessed are the masochists:
for they shall obtain no mercy.​


And never forget NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms.

And now off to Rack so we bring some real penance into your soul and I can have some fun.

[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]

Francisco
 
Bless me Father

Dear Saint Francisco:

I am having these dreams and my mother says I should pray.

The dreams are the same. I am tied to this enormous bed a strange man uses a thing shaped like a man's appendage to teasemme, in my most private parts, you know, and then jsut when I think I can no long stand it, he stops and beats me with a flogger and I nearly loose my mind as I am in escstacy. And then he stick his penis in me. And I feel like I am floating floating and then sliding down back to reality.

My mother says we must pray to Saint Francisco for only you can help me understand. Can you help set me on the right path? I am a simple Catholic girl and this was never really covered in catechism.

Your humble servant
Miss Diva :)
 
catalina_francisco said:
EATING VEGGIES, GO TO BED AT A DECENT HOUR AND BEHAVE?????

We will have to pray for your soul.

Blessed are the perverse in spirit:
for theirs is the pleasure of pain

Blessed are they that have fun in life:
for they shall have fun.

Blessed are the submissive:
for they are here for the pleasure of Dominants.

Blessed are the masochists:
for they shall obtain no mercy.​


And never forget NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms.

And now off to Rack so we bring some real penance into your soul and I can have some fun.

[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]

Francisco

YAYAYAY! I mean EEEEEEEK! melodramatic screaming and weeping and such goodies!

Thank You, Oh Great Saint Francisco! I am sure I will be inspired to be a bad bad girl soon! I shall stay up late, composing Odes to Your Most Bloodthirsty Self and abusing my veggies in a most unwholesome way!

What's that behind You? :eek: OMG, it's the Inquisition!
 
Miss Diva said:
Dear Saint Francisco:

I am having these dreams and my mother says I should pray.

The dreams are the same. I am tied to this enormous bed a strange man uses a thing shaped like a man's appendage to teasemme, in my most private parts, you know, and then jsut when I think I can no long stand it, he stops and beats me with a flogger and I nearly loose my mind as I am in escstacy. And then he stick his penis in me. And I feel like I am floating floating and then sliding down back to reality.

My mother says we must pray to Saint Francisco for only you can help me understand. Can you help set me on the right path? I am a simple Catholic girl and this was never really covered in catechism.

Your humble servant
Miss Diva :)

My poor child, you have clearly been possessed by demons. We will have to perform an exorcism, Saint Francisco style.

First we will have to actually re-enact your dream so you can fully understand the horror of what you have been dreaming.
Then we will have to have regular sessions where we will pray for your soul together, followed by re-enactments of your dreams so that you can fully repent your sins.

I will say a prayer for your soul:

I give you this dream;
I offer you, now, all the pain you shall endure;
I offer you, now, all the pleasure you shall endure;
I offer you, now, all the ecstasy that you can endure;
I promise to accept, all of the difficulty, pain and pleasure I can take from you;
I will help you to conduct yourself in a manner pleasing to me.

Amen.

Saint Francisco.
 
snowy ciara said:
YAYAYAY! I mean EEEEEEEK! melodramatic screaming and weeping and such goodies!

Thank You, Oh Great Saint Francisco! I am sure I will be inspired to be a bad bad girl soon! I shall stay up late, composing Odes to Your Most Bloodthirsty Self and abusing my veggies in a most unwholesome way!

What's that behind You? :eek: OMG, it's the Inquisition!

Snowy don't become too bad a girl, you still have to sin a lot so I can have my wicked way with you.

Saint Francisco.
 
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