Johnny Mayberry
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CARDINAL BIGGLES!!! Fetch the Comfy Chair!!apet4you said:why would the Most High Inquistor need a comfy chair???
(shakes head in confusion)
I am so confused

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CARDINAL BIGGLES!!! Fetch the Comfy Chair!!apet4you said:why would the Most High Inquistor need a comfy chair???
(shakes head in confusion)
I am so confused

Johnny Mayberry said:CARDINAL BIGGLES!!! Fetch the Comfy Chair!!![]()
Johnny Mayberry said:CARDINAL BIGGLES!!! Fetch the Comfy Chair!!![]()
ances around and all his whips and other toys go flying) i got PAID doing what i liked to do training people in BDSM. I also had to do some many cats craddles it is boreing now. If you dont know what a cars craddle is it is for a wiccan coven initation thing and what it dose it senroy depravation and bondage to gain enlightment. (Just turns on the night light)Nomar69dragon said:less pain full to get your forgiveness.
Pure said:Francisco "Well In my case I was appointed to that function by the purest member "
I can vouch for this. Just saying hi and making a fast exit; not wanting to fall to the Grand Ink.
pure
J.


SweetCherry said:Heh. Some of us are beyond saving, even by the best of 'em.
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catalina_francisco said:LOL, thought this one had been in the cobwebs too long!!of course I am biased.
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brioche said:Catalina, thank you for brightening my day.
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i dont think i ever read this one. yay i have soemthing to do on a cold snowy day now.catalina_francisco said:LOL, thought this one had been in the cobwebs too long!!of course I am biased.
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snowy ciara said:Dear Saint Francisco,
I have tried very hard to be a bad girl lately, in order to gain some of your wondrous penitence and absolution, but recent events have conspired against me! I have been forced to eat my veggies, go to bed at a decent hour and on the whole, behave myself. May I please have some penitence and absolution anyway?
Thank for taking time out of your busy, saintly schedule to consider my request.
Your most humble yet disgustingly well-behaved wannabe penitent,
snowy
catalina_francisco said:EATING VEGGIES, GO TO BED AT A DECENT HOUR AND BEHAVE?????
We will have to pray for your soul.
Blessed are the perverse in spirit:
for theirs is the pleasure of pain
Blessed are they that have fun in life:
for they shall have fun.
Blessed are the submissive:
for they are here for the pleasure of Dominants.
Blessed are the masochists:
for they shall obtain no mercy.
And never forget NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms.
And now off to Rack so we bring some real penance into your soul and I can have some fun.
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
Francisco
Miss Diva said:Dear Saint Francisco:
I am having these dreams and my mother says I should pray.
The dreams are the same. I am tied to this enormous bed a strange man uses a thing shaped like a man's appendage to teasemme, in my most private parts, you know, and then jsut when I think I can no long stand it, he stops and beats me with a flogger and I nearly loose my mind as I am in escstacy. And then he stick his penis in me. And I feel like I am floating floating and then sliding down back to reality.
My mother says we must pray to Saint Francisco for only you can help me understand. Can you help set me on the right path? I am a simple Catholic girl and this was never really covered in catechism.
Your humble servant
Miss Diva![]()
snowy ciara said:YAYAYAY! I mean EEEEEEEK! melodramatic screaming and weeping and such goodies!
Thank You, Oh Great Saint Francisco! I am sure I will be inspired to be a bad bad girl soon! I shall stay up late, composing Odes to Your Most Bloodthirsty Self and abusing my veggies in a most unwholesome way!
What's that behind You?OMG, it's the Inquisition!