Coming Soon, In the Land of Doh!

[dr_mabeuse]

Brush up on your OT here:

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/when_to_stone_your_children/dt21_18a.html

Highly recommended.

---dr.M.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Brush up your OT,
Start quoting it now.
Brush up your OT,
And those sinners you will cow.

If they say that your actions gives them qualms,
Just recite them one hundred or two psalms.

When there’s something you dislike to discuss,
Quote to them at length from Leviticus.

If your bankbook they declare that they should probe,
Do to them what was once done unto Job

If they don’t heed your tales about fire,
Throw a match while you quote Hezekiah

If they tell you your witness is truthless
Just be real sure you’re departure is Ruthless.

Brush up your OT,
As you disavow.
Oh, Thou!
As you disavow.