Comments that leave you shaking your head

[TarnishedPenny]

You poor writer.

I know, right? The shame of it all!

 

[SimonDoom]

This is why, after 8 years and many, many comments of every possible type, I just roll with it, have fun with the good comments, and don't get bothered by the bad.

These are the last two comments I've received to my story "Mom, You're a Hucow":

Good story very entertaining. Beautiful pussy description and the animalistic fucking between mother and son was awesome.

Fix the tags, this is just another super slut, hooker Mom story. Gross.

 

[THBGato]

From our dear friend Anon on I have touched love:

"WIERD. No other word for it."

 

[TheLobster]

From our dear friend Anon on I have touched love:

"WIERD. No other word for it."

For the life of me, I cannot figure out what could compel someone to call a story “wired”.

 

[WhiteTailDarkTip]

“If only you were real. It’s not that I love long drawn out romantic encounters I’m dying of boredom-
With love always”
I can only conclude they were mistaken, both to theme and context

 

[GeTee]

His "lol" really makes it the perfect confidently incorrect example.

Ask him if he knows the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Chevy Belair with a 327 engine and a 4-barrel carb.

Old reply, but Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55, the 327 didn't come out till '62. And it wasn't offered in the Bel Air with a four-barrel carb till '64. However, in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

And My Cousin Vinny is one of my favorite movies so had to make the reply.


On topic: When I see people leave a comment that makes no sense to the story, I assume they accidentally commented on the wrong story and may have multiple tabs open.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

I was once chastised by a reader for a math error in a story. Admittedly it was a really, stupid error, but geez.

 

[GeTee]

I was once chastised by a reader for a math error in a story. Admittedly it was a really, stupid error, but geez.

How could they possibly be in the mood when there are math errors present?

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

How could they possibly be in the mood when there are math errors present?

What's more, it didn't involve any measurements of body parts...

 

[GeTee]

What's more, it didn't involve any measurements of body parts...

Lol, everyone has their own things I suppose, however you can still claim the character made the math error.

 

[Actingup]

What's more, it didn't involve any measurements of body parts...

I was assuming that it was just that common issue of conversion between 12 cm and 12 inch - getting that one wrong has sent many characters to hospital.

 

[WCSGarland]

It takes a certain skill to ruin an mff threesome. Sadly, it's not a good skill, and you have it.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

I was once chastised by a reader for a math error in a story. Admittedly it was a really, stupid error, but geez.

If it makes you feel any better, you're in good company. Consider the first three lines of that incredibly-popular classic Christmas short story by O Henry, The Gift of the Magi.

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.

Feeling better now?

 

[mildlyaroused]

Thought it might be time to bring this thread back to the light.

I've been called out for my pseudo-intellectualism on my most recent story... It's time to hang up my pen.

"Atrocious pacing. Like absolutely boring. It took you 4 paragraphs to say what could have been said in 2 sentences.
Sudo-intellectual wordplay that’s truly defined by the weak and reaped sentence structure.

This felt like you were trying to fill out a 20,000 word essay for English class."

 

[StillStunned]

I've been called out for my pseudo-intellectualism on my most recent story... It's time to hang up my pen.

You mean your "sudo-intellectualism".

Not sure what a "reaped" sentence structure is, though.

 

[mildlyaroused]

Not sure what a "reaped" sentence structure is, though.

It's probably a genuinely intellectual statement which we sudo-intellectuals can't understand.

 

[sinfantasy]

As per my dear friend anon, I should quite writing. But I thought I did pretty well and I have no clue why they think i hate men

by Anonymous user on 10/02/2024

Two stories and a whopping 13 followers. You should find another hobby. What a joke. I guess you're just looking or an outlet to hate men.

 

[spicydemoncatgirl]

I guess should immediately stop writing then. I have 2 stories up and only 4 followers.

 

[spicydemoncatgirl]

While I’m here recently got this comment on my last story.
“Use he or she and not they. Need to know the sex of all involved for a better story.”

For context, the story is in first person and the pov character never got their gender specified. I do not mention their genitalia or even secondary characteristics once. You can read it how ever you want. But I don’t think that’s what they refer to.
Around the middle of the first sexual act there is a person that catches the pov character and the guy they are currently giving a hand job to in the act. I describe that person as ‘they’ for the simple reason it doesn’t matter what gender they have. That character returns at the end and it still doesn’t matter. I was very tempted to reply to that comment (even though I’m not sure how to do that) and just tell them that, that character is now canonically non binary.
I don’t really care about the comment but when I read it, it left me shaking my head and slightly confused.

 

[onehitwanda]

It's probably a genuinely intellectual statement which we sudo-intellectuals can't understand.

sudo make me a sand-witch (and give her nice boobies).

 

[AlexFourways]

My take on the following...

"by Anonymous user on 10/02/2024

Two stories and a whopping 13 followers. You should find another hobby. What a joke. I guess you're just looking or an outlet to hate men."
As per my dear friend anon, I should quite writing. But I thought I did pretty well and I have no clue why they think i hate men

&

I guess should immediately stop writing then. I have 2 stories up and only 4 followers.

I had a similar comment on my third story (3 followers) - 52 stories and 13 months later I feel pleased to have 107 followers. Now not the 1,000s that others have, but it makes me happy and I have some good friends and fellow travellers here, so let the Trolls go back under their bridge, especially the Anon ones!
YMMV

 

[sinfantasy]

This one is in its own league... part and parcel of posting in L/W ... Learning for me, BTB is "scorched earth policy"... nothing less will work

Sooo... which part was the BTB? The one where she wasted his "golden years" and he didn't have any kids? The one where the brain dead idiot let her win everything in divorce (in one of 0.001% cases where cheating victim COULD at the very least win a lot of money, not quite revenge, but this was the literal opposite of revenge). The one where he helped other cheating wives cheat instead of burning them? I'm giving this 1 star for supposed happy end for him, but no more than 1/5 for lying and claiming it was a "BTB".

 

[RoperTrace]

I was once chastised by a reader for a math error in a story. Admittedly it was a really, stupid error, but geez.

Math Nazi's.

 

[Bramblethorn]

sudo make me a sand-witch (and give her nice boobies).

Do you want sand in your nethers? This is how you get sand in your nethers.

 

[Bramblethorn]

If it makes you feel any better, you're in good company. Consider the first three lines of that incredibly-popular classic Christmas short story by O Henry, The Gift of the Magi.

One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies.

Probably author error, but it's not impossible. She could've had a two-cent piece, or less plausibly four three-cent pieces, or four half-cents.

All of those would've been rare; the story is set about thirty years after the last 2c and 3c were made, and almost fifty years after the last half-cents. But I could believe a solitary 2c coin; Australia stopped making 1c and 2c coins more than thirty years ago and I think I still have a few of those somewhere around the house.