Common Garnate misconceptions

[Garnate]

oh crikey

Every day I'm more and more like her. Just wait til I'm posting at age 50. Shit's going to be hilariously sad.

 

[Not Normal]

My drunk threads aren't sexy. I think the reason I take pics is because it's so rare these days that I put makeup on or do something with my hair. I have to do both if I'm going out drinking and I think it's important to commemorate the special occasion where I gave a fuck about my appearance for once.

Speaking of appearance, I freaking LOVE the corset av! rrRRRRrrr

 

[johnnieblue44]

That's probably because we all have low self esteem so we try hard. Very simple.

Well, it's obvious they all suffer from low self-esteem.

After all, they fucked me, didn't they?

 

[Garnate]

Speaking of appearance, I freaking LOVE the corset av! rrRRRRrrr

Excellent! It was totally worth putting on, then. I literally put it on so I could take a pic of it. I thought the mirror was doing me no favors so I snapped a pic instead. Good Christ I still need more coffee....

Also, I love you.

 

[Garnate]

Well, it's obvious they all suffer from low self-esteem.

After all, they fucked me, didn't they?

Where's my drum kit so I can bang on it.....

 

[dolf]

Omg. I can help you with all of this! Why must you live so far away?!

because fate doesn't want me to have fun. true story.

immigrate!

 

[Not Normal]

Excellent! It was totally worth putting on, then. I literally put it on so I could take a pic of it. I thought the mirror was doing me no favors so I snapped a pic instead. Good Christ I still need more coffee....

Also, I love you.

Worth putting on...worth taking off...if ya know what I mean.

 

[Disgustipated]

As far as Luke goes, there was a rumor in another forum about a poster with his exact username talking about the joys of a "sausage fest." Perhaps a Google search might bring the "impersonator" to light.

Can't you just hold it together for one day?

 

[yossi]

Will there be a poll regarding disgustipated's sexual habits? Polls lend a touch of class to the GB.

 

[Garnate]

because fate doesn't want me to have fun. true story.

immigrate!

I keep telling people that deep down I'm really a Brit. It wasn't a choice, I was just born this way. Immigration is probably this long process, isn't it....
I don't want to sound un-American but it would so be worth it.

 

[Garnate]

Can't you just hold it together for one day?

This made me laugh so hard....

 

[Adre]

Speaking just for my myself, I've had nothing but admiring dirty thoughts about you the whole time you were away. I'd now like my reward.

 

[Garnate]

Will there be a poll regarding disgustipated's sexual habits? Polls lend a touch of class to the GB.

I always add polls and I was going to do just that but I wanted to ask Disgustipated first.

What say you, Luke? Can we leave your sexual preferences up to the board?

 

[cowslinger64]

It's really bullsheeit that guy got an I love you for pointing out the obvious. I thought the slobbering was pretty equal..


Where's your complaint department?

 

[Garnate]

Speaking just for my myself, I've had nothing but admiring dirty thoughts about you the whole time you were away. I'd now like my reward.

I can offer you my standard prize: a 45 second lap dance with 2 costume changes and minimal crying.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I snapchated Garnate.


I have no opinion on whether or not Vette found Luke in a sausage fest on another forum. Such things are private.

 

[Garnate]

It's really bullsheeit that guy got an I love you for pointing out the obvious. I thought the slobbering was pretty equal..


Where's your complaint department?

I don't love him for his comment, lol. I love him because he's been my bestie for 5 years. He and his gf have eaten my cooking and played with my sons. Also because he's amazing.

 

[Garnate]

I snapchated Garnate.


I have no opinion on whether or not Vette found Luke in a sausage fest on another forum. Such things are private.

You lie so bad! Unless you snapchatted me without telling me who you were.

 

[yossi]

I always add polls and I was going to do just that but I wanted to ask Disgustipated first.

What say you, Luke? Can we leave your sexual preferences up to the board?

Wonderful! You'd better say yes, Luke...if you know what's good for you.

 

[cowslinger64]

I don't love him for his comment, lol. I love him because he's been my bestie for 5 years. He and his gf have eaten my cooking and played with my sons. Also because he's amazing.

Awww.. well that's different. If he's still alive after all that, he deserves yer love.

 

[dolf]

I keep telling people that deep down I'm really a Brit. It wasn't a choice, I was just born this way. Immigration is probably this long process, isn't it....
I don't want to sound un-American but it would so be worth it.

i can teach you the accent. you can teach me how to loosen my stiff upper lip.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You lie so bad! Unless you snapchatted me without telling me who you were.

You asked who I was, but I don't know how to put the labels on the pictures.

 

[Not Normal]

I don't love him for his comment, lol. I love him because he's been my bestie for 5 years. He and his gf have eaten my cooking and played with my sons. Also because he's amazing.

*blush*

You know how hard we both love you, right.

*humps leg*

 

[Disgustipated]

I always add polls and I was going to do just that but I wanted to ask Disgustipated first.

What say you, Luke? Can we leave your sexual preferences up to the board?

My pole. Your poll. Whatever.

 

[cowslinger64]

*blush*

You know how hard we both love you, right.

*humps leg*

I'm sorry... I was just jealous and bitter..