Confessions: What Are Yours? Part IV

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I confess that I wear sunglasses in part to let me be more of a crotch watcher.

ICT made me blush and smile. I thought women weren't into looking at genitals, or at least kept it hidden. Not sure why however, I like a woman who likes checking me out.
 
ICT I feel sooo much better when I go to the gym on Monday mornings! I can tell already this is going to be a GREAT week! :)
 
ICT I'm too horny to sleep. And it's because she is still a fantasy come to life. And the longer we've dated the more I've fallen in love with her. She keeps saying she's lucky for the small things I do when I have to be away. I'm the lucky one because of how she loves me and as a bonus how she makes my cock ache to return to her.
 
ICT I'm too horny to sleep. And it's because she is still a fantasy come to life. And the longer we've dated the more I've fallen in love with her. She keeps saying she's lucky for the small things I do when I have to be away. I'm the lucky one because of how she loves me and as a bonus how she makes my cock ache to return to her.
I am glad you are happy. It's good to see.
ICT I think I'm done. Need to say goodbye to some people and not look back

ICT- I hope the assholes have not scared you off. You are very sweet and kind. :rose:
 
ICT I’m gonna text my ex friend with benefits who works in my office and has a girlfriend that I like his tie today and I want him to choke me with it.

In related news my boss is on vacation and I have not done shit all week.
 
ICT I’m gonna text my ex friend with benefits who works in my office and has a girlfriend that I like his tie today and I want him to choke me with it.

In related news my boss is on vacation and I have not done shit all week.

I never get texts like that :(
 
I lose interest in pics after I hear a woman mention a boyfriend/husband

I also think that if I reply to a beautiful picture, it might be a deterrent, so I don't say anything anymore.
 
ICT I could probably get use to working days instead of nights pretty fast.

IACT I don't normally get to say to myself 'it's time for bed' at 11:30 at night but I could probably get use to that pretty fast too.
 
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ICT I have a crush. I have not had one in a very very long time. He is just funny and sweet. Maybe it is more admiration than a crush. Well, except I wonder what he looks like naked.
 
ICT I have a crush. I have not had one in a very very long time. He is just funny and sweet. Maybe it is more admiration than a crush. Well, except I wonder what he looks like naked.

ah.........call me crazy but I think that counts as a "CRUSH"!
 
ICT every night at work I imagine dozens and dozens of people on Lit having soooo much fun flirting and PM'ing but then tonight, when I finally get a chance to log on in the middle of the week and join the fun ... well ... darn ... is everyone in Britain and Australia and the East Coast on vacation or something? :(
 
Humor

ICT I can no longer take "matters into hand" because said hand is too arthritic. It was fun while it lasted...

There's a joke there.....A couple in an assisted living center goes down to the private area by the lake with a little bench. He asks if he could take his penis out and that she would hold it. She reluctantly agrees and after awhile it becomes a regular pattern daily.

Then one day she can't find her male friend and walks down to their secret spot to see another woman with the man holding his penis. The first woman thinks the woman is not as pretty as she, so she asks him "What does she have that I don't"

He answers

Parkinson's
 
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