Conspiracy theories

Augustus George sat on the stoop of his pre-Colombian mountain home and considered taking out his tool belt from its hidden place with which he would at last mend the third timber along with mitre and peg.

Hillam Micheals Laid down his pen after signing his name to the document and wept bitter tears.

Carol stayed her hand on the upswing and re-adjusted her feet which were not less than a centimetre out of true, complicit with her intention. She raised the club once more and swung first her hips, which brought down her shoulder (right elbow straight, left slightly crooked) which, in turn, brought her thighs and bent knees in a very slight arc to face 40 degrees from original. The yellow pocked missile curved left and then, hitting the cross wind pulled itself magically right and bounced once, twice and thirdly to a roll of some four metres, to stand balanced on the lip, held only by the angled flag from dropping the short six inches to the bottom of the cup.

Gabrielle Sabatini-De-LaCroix hated her name, hated her life and hated the fact that she could not turn down the money. Very carefully, she folded the letter, put it safely into the inside breast pocket of her Dannini jacket and just as carefully removed herself from every register that carried her name. This was the difficult part, in practice the easiest, a mere key stroke, in strength of will, the hardest thing she had ever done in her easy, short life.

From the roof of The Empire, Gallasin rose up surrounded by three quarters of a million pounds worth of helicopter. He smiled his slick smile as he enumerated the successes of the venture (with just the one, always the one, exception)

As ever, and as is little known, the simplest plans are doomed to failure, the plans that carry the greatest success are those which carry the most complex, time consuming, energy dependant plots, this, of course, had been no exception.

Three years, three programmers, two Swedish and one Czeck, thirty eight thousand pounds and only a tiny amount of data forgery had been enough to send that hick woodsman back where he belonged with somewhat less than he had begun. The pre-Colombian home was a write off naturally.

The dividend from that, obviously, had seen the inauguration granted (at a very generous price) paid as usual, in bitter tears.

The prostitution (art, body, mind, no difference) cost only money as it ever does.

As for the hole in one, you can never account for natural ability coupled with nature's whim.
 
I think I am being stalked by Brits . . . .you know who you are, I saw you . . :D
 
LadyJeanne said:
*nods knowingly*
That's just mean. :D

hmmnmm said:
How did you know all of us were sitting? That's more than we (or I) know about you, Yui. And if you know we/I are/am sitting why don't you just tell us/me what it is that I/we know that I/we are not telling you?

I believe you/they/he/she/it are sitting because it is hard to type standing. ;)

Sub Joe said:
Psst, yui, you have cum on your hair.

Well, now, there's a fear.
 
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yui said:
I believe you/they/he/she/it are sitting because it is hard to type standing.



.

I can type standing - just did... standing... just typed it again. I can also type stooping... stooping... So there, whoever you/they/it are/is. I mean, "Yui"
 
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hmmnmm said:
I can type standing - just did... standing... just typed it again. I can also type stooping... stooping... So there, whoever you/they/it are/is. I mean, "Yui"

Did you see that!! Did you see that!! Hmmnmm just admitted he was stooping!! Now, for all our safety, we have to find out. What is he stooping to? :confused:
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Did you see that!! Did you see that!! Hmmnmm just admitted he was stooping!! Now, for all our safety, we have to find out. What is he stooping to? :confused:

He was only showing that he can/could type stooping. He can/could also type reaching... he could be stooping to type, if he had been standing before stooping. typing in prone position may be more difficult than typing stooping, standing, or reaching.
No one should panic over this.
 
hmmnmm said:
He was only showing that he can/could type stooping. He can/could also type reaching... he could be stooping to type, if he had been standing before stooping. typing in prone position may be more difficult than typing stooping, standing, or reaching.
No one should panic over this.

See!! See!! He's denying his guilt!! That proves he's guilty!! Guilty people always deny it.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
See!! See!! He's denying his guilt!! That proves he's guilty!! Guilty people always deny it.

There is a reasonable explanation to/for all of this.
If one (a s/he/it) wanted - or felt the need - to type (what they will type does not matter) but they were standing when they wanted/needed to type, they may feel/have felt that what they wanted/needed to type did not call for them to sit for to type what they wanted/needed to type. Therefore, they (he/she/it) could very well remain standing as they typed, but the keyboard they would/will type on or with may be in such a position (not necessarily a prone position) that causes them to at least somewhat stoop in order to type whatever it is they wished/needed to type.
There should/shall/ought not be further confusion on this matter.
Thank you, I need/want a drink
 
hmmnmm said:
There is a reasonable explanation to/for all of this.
If one (a s/he/it) wanted - or felt the need - to type (what they will type does not matter) but they were standing when they wanted/needed to type, they may feel/have felt that what they wanted/needed to type did not call for them to sit for to type what they wanted/needed to type. Therefore, they (he/she/it) could very well remain standing as they typed, but the keyboard they would/will type on or with may be in such a position (not necessarily a prone position) that causes them to at least somewhat stoop in order to type whatever it is they wished/needed to type.
There should/shall/ought not be further confusion on this matter.
Thank you, I need/want a drink
See what happens? *shaking head* You should have just gone with my sitting theory.
 
'What's a krewe with a "k"?':eek:

'Oh, you know.' Rose:eek: waved hands airily. 'Mardi Gras.':eek:

'No, I don't know.' Robert:eek: was irritated:eek:. Rose always seemed to assume that you understood what she was talking about.

'Krewes are the orders who organize Mardi Gras for Comus, the Roman god of festivities. They're very old and very secret.:eek: And they've all got different names, like Iris and Osiris and the Caliphs of Cairo. It's to celebrate the day before the start of Lent. The day the devil walks the earth.':eek:

- from "Roofworld" by Christopher Fowler
 
There's aliens called "Cling-ons" who circle Uranus
 
Look! Honey is back! WHERE HAS SHE BEEN? WHAT HAS SHE BEEN DOING? Maybe she's in on it. You can't trujst anybody these days.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Look! Honey is back! WHERE HAS SHE BEEN? WHAT HAS SHE BEEN DOING? Maybe she's in on it. You can't trujst anybody these days.

Of course I'm IN ON IT..everyone is...geez...where you been?? Oh, wait a minute, that's right...we're really all after YOU... ;)

Actually you ever wonder if it's really just Laural and Manu you speak with on Lit and NO ONE ELSE????
 
Honey123 said:
Of course I'm IN ON IT..everyone is...geez...where you been?? Oh, wait a minute, that's right...we're really all after YOU... ;)

Actually you ever wonder if it's really just Laural and Manu you speak with on Lit and NO ONE ELSE????

Actually, I think it is probably somebody else. I don't speak to Laurel or Manu but I do send and receive an occasional email. I don't see how two people can handle all the work involved in a site such as this, such as reading all the submissions and tracking for stolen stories.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
Actually, I think it is probably somebody else. I don't speak to Laurel or Manu but I do send and receive an occasional email. I don't see how two people can handle all the work involved in a site such as this, such as reading all the submissions and tracking for stolen stories.

but don't you see, they want you to think that...they are very clever, those Cling-ons...hanging around where you can't find then...and then BAAM! they pop out when you least expect..or want them too...
 
i think it was the old man trying to file for zoning changes that infected the office with some kind of illness...
i believe i read his thoughts, they went something like this:

i'll get those whipper-snappers, starting with the blonde...hehehe...oh what glee to make them all sick! fuck you, younguns!

or maybe im just not feeling well...hard to tell
 
Honey123 said:
but don't you see, they want you to think that...they are very clever, those Cling-ons...hanging around where you can't find then...and then BAAM! they pop out when you least expect..or want them too...

You might be right but how do I know you are not some part of an evil conspiracy, blaming the innocent Laurel and manu for the terrible things you do or want to do. Do you realize that an anagram of "clingon" is "cloning"? Maybe that's what they are really up to, taking over the world with an army of clones. And maybe you know, and maybe you are the head clone. That might be why the real Honey123 was away for a while.
 
Boxlicker101 said:
You might be right but how do I know you are not some part of an evil conspiracy, blaming the innocent Laurel and manu for the terrible things you do or want to do. Do you realize that an anagram of "clingon" is "cloning"? Maybe that's what they are really up to, taking over the world with an army of clones. And maybe you know, and maybe you are the head clone. That might be why the real Honey123 was away for a while.


You nipping that bottle too much, baby? :kiss:
 
vella_ms said:
i think it was the old man trying to file for zoning changes that infected the office with some kind of illness...
i believe i read his thoughts, they went something like this:

i'll get those whipper-snappers, starting with the blonde...hehehe...oh what glee to make them all sick! fuck you, younguns!

or maybe im just not feeling well...hard to tell

The real blonde? Or the L'Oreal one?
:rolleyes:
 
Is it working?

I need to know if I should take notes. I'm no good at this seduction thingy, but would like to learn.
 
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