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whatsinaname
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Ed Zachery Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr.Chang said,"OK, take off all crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me,"so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
[Edited by whatsinaname on 12-06-2000 at 11:13 PM]
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr.Chang said,"OK, take off all crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me,"so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
[Edited by whatsinaname on 12-06-2000 at 11:13 PM]
whatsinaname
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Testing
There was a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave an example of a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you. When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested." Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
There was a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology. He gave an example of a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you. When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this. On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that "Every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is PERSONALLY tested." Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."
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A Texan walks onto a plane and says to the stewardess, "My name is Brown, spelled B-r-o-w-n. I'm 6' 2" tall, I weigh 240 lb's. and I'm white from the top of my head to the tip of my toes and I'm from Texas!"
As he saunters down the isle he stops and goes through the same speech to every person he meets. Upon finding his seat, he turns to the small dapper man in the seat beside him and does it again.
"Hi, my name is Brown, spelled B-r-o-w-n. I'm 6' 2" tall, I weigh 240 lb's. and I'm white from the top of my head to the tips of my toes, and I'm from Texas!"
The smaller man eyes the Texan and replies, "Me name is Patrick Michael Finnigan. I'm 5' 4" tall and weigh 135 lb's. I'm Irish and I'm white, except for me asshole, which is brown. Spelled B-r-o-w-n!"
As he saunters down the isle he stops and goes through the same speech to every person he meets. Upon finding his seat, he turns to the small dapper man in the seat beside him and does it again.
"Hi, my name is Brown, spelled B-r-o-w-n. I'm 6' 2" tall, I weigh 240 lb's. and I'm white from the top of my head to the tips of my toes, and I'm from Texas!"
The smaller man eyes the Texan and replies, "Me name is Patrick Michael Finnigan. I'm 5' 4" tall and weigh 135 lb's. I'm Irish and I'm white, except for me asshole, which is brown. Spelled B-r-o-w-n!"
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The phone rings at Federal Drug Enforcement Agency headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his
firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood,
find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug
Enforcement guys come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the Federal Drug Enforcement Agency?"
"Yes. What can we do for you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding cocaine in his
firewood."
"Thank you, this will be noted."
Next day, the Drug Enforcement agents come over to Tom's house. They
search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood,
find no cocaine, swear at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house. "Hey, Tom! Did the Federal Drug
Enforcement guys come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood for you?"
"Yeah, they did."
"Okay, now it's YOUR turn to call. I need my garden plowed."
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A city slicker is driving through the country when his car breaks down. It's a five mile walk to the nearest gas station, and while he is hiking, he sees some things that shock him.
"You wouldn't believe some of the things I saw," he said to the gas station attendant, "I no sooner got out of my car when I saw a teenage boy fucking a rabbit"
"Well, you know how teenagers are," the attendant said without displaying the slightest race of shock.
"The wasn't the worst thing," the city slicker said. "About a mile from here, I saw a man lying naked by the side of the road. He must have been ninety years old, and he was masturbating."
The gas station attendant just shrugged and said, "Well, you can't expect a man that old to catch a rabbit, can you?"
"You wouldn't believe some of the things I saw," he said to the gas station attendant, "I no sooner got out of my car when I saw a teenage boy fucking a rabbit"
"Well, you know how teenagers are," the attendant said without displaying the slightest race of shock.
"The wasn't the worst thing," the city slicker said. "About a mile from here, I saw a man lying naked by the side of the road. He must have been ninety years old, and he was masturbating."
The gas station attendant just shrugged and said, "Well, you can't expect a man that old to catch a rabbit, can you?"
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A teacher was trying to teach a group of 1st graders about taste. She gave the all 3 pieces of candy and told them to start with the first piece and raise their hand when they had a guess. Right after they put the first piece in their mouth little Mary raised her hand.
"Yes, Mary?"
"It's cherry, Ms Smith,"
"Very good, Mary. Now class taste the second one"
This one was a little harder, but in a minute or so, Billy raised his hand.
"It's apple, Ms. Smith."
"Very good, Billy. And now class, try the last piece."
The last piece was very difficult for them. It was honey, and finally she decided to give them a hint.
"Ok, a little hint, this is something your Mommy might call your Daddy."
Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Spit it out, it's an asshole."
"Yes, Mary?"
"It's cherry, Ms Smith,"
"Very good, Mary. Now class taste the second one"
This one was a little harder, but in a minute or so, Billy raised his hand.
"It's apple, Ms. Smith."
"Very good, Billy. And now class, try the last piece."
The last piece was very difficult for them. It was honey, and finally she decided to give them a hint.
"Ok, a little hint, this is something your Mommy might call your Daddy."
Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Spit it out, it's an asshole."
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Q. Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A. His dick was stuck in the chicken.
A. His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Chuckus
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Ticklish Girl said:
LOL ROFLMFAO
>Redneck Computer Terms
>
>
>BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods.
>
>BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down in the local tavern.
>
>BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick.
>
>BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
>
>CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps.
>
>CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
>
>TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker.
>
>CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
>
>DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers.
>
>DISKETTE - Female disco dancer.
>
>FAX - What you lie about to the IRS.
>
>HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
>
>HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
>
>INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
>
>KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
>
>MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food.
>
>MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers.
>
>MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
>
>MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
>
>NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
>
>ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
>
>ROM - Where the Pope lives.
>
>SCREEN - Helps keep the Skeeters off the porch.
>
>SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink after breakfast.
>
>SUPERCONDUCTOR - AMTRAK's Employee of the Year.
>
>SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear.
>
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Chuckus
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> Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from
> school past a 4th grade girl's house.
> One day he is carrying a football, and he
> stops to taunt the little girl.
>
> He holds up the football and says,
> "See this football? Football is a boy's game
> and girls can't have one!"
>
> The little girl runs in the house crying and
> tells her mother about the encounter.
> Her mother promptly went out and bought her
> daughter a football.
>
> The next day the boy is riding home on his
> bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling,
> "Nah na nah na nah".
>
> The little boy gets mad and points to his
> bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike, and
> girls can't have them!"
>
> Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl
> is riding a new boy's bike.
>
> Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts,
> and says,
> "You see THIS?
> Only BOYS have these and your
> mother can't go buy you one!"
>
> The next day as he passes the house he asks
> the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
>
> So she pulls up her dress and says,
> "My mother told me that as long as I have one
> of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
> school past a 4th grade girl's house.
> One day he is carrying a football, and he
> stops to taunt the little girl.
>
> He holds up the football and says,
> "See this football? Football is a boy's game
> and girls can't have one!"
>
> The little girl runs in the house crying and
> tells her mother about the encounter.
> Her mother promptly went out and bought her
> daughter a football.
>
> The next day the boy is riding home on his
> bike, and the girl shows him the football, yelling,
> "Nah na nah na nah".
>
> The little boy gets mad and points to his
> bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike, and
> girls can't have them!"
>
> Next day, the boy comes by and the little girl
> is riding a new boy's bike.
>
> Now he is really mad. So he drops his pants, points at his private parts,
> and says,
> "You see THIS?
> Only BOYS have these and your
> mother can't go buy you one!"
>
> The next day as he passes the house he asks
> the little girl, "Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
>
> So she pulls up her dress and says,
> "My mother told me that as long as I have one
> of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"
Chuckus
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Now a joke from Washington DC.....
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.
This wasn't for any religious reasons. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas.
This wasn't for any religious reasons. They simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin.
Chuckus
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The greatest Country-Western song titles of all time!
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else
Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
And my all time favorite:
* I'm So Horny It's Almost Like Having You Here.
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your
Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else
Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John
Was Breaking My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From
Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
And my all time favorite:
* I'm So Horny It's Almost Like Having You Here.
for the cat lovers,,, and those lovers of kittens
Cats Favorite Christmas Songs
1. Up on the Mousetop
2. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
3. Joy to the Curled
4. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
5. The First Meow
6. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
7. Silent Mice
8. Fluffy, the Snowman
9. Jingle Balls
10. Wreck the Halls
Cats Favorite Christmas Songs
1. Up on the Mousetop
2. Have Yourself a Furry Little Christmas
3. Joy to the Curled
4. I Saw Mommy Hiss at Santa Claus
5. The First Meow
6. Oh, Come All Ye Fishful
7. Silent Mice
8. Fluffy, the Snowman
9. Jingle Balls
10. Wreck the Halls
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
* Hello?
* Honey, It's me.
* Sugar!
* Are you at the club?
* Yes,
* Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
* What's the price?
* Only $1,500.00
* Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...
* Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
* What price did he quote you?
* Only $96,000...
* OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
* Great! Before we hang up, something else...
* What? * It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
* How much are they asking?
* Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...
* Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?
* OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!
* Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
* Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
* Hello?
* Honey, It's me.
* Sugar!
* Are you at the club?
* Yes,
* Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?
* What's the price?
* Only $1,500.00
* Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...
* Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
* What price did he quote you?
* Only $96,000...
* OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
* Great! Before we hang up, something else...
* What? * It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year ... It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property...
* How much are they asking?
* Only $450,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover...
* Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?
* OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!
* Bye... I do too...
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
* Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Ticklish Girl
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later Bill was really worried. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
One day a few weeks later Bill was really worried. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh...she got fired too."
A young pretty female school teacher had been telling her class about
the value of being observant and said, "Now children, look at the
clock; what does the clock have that I have too?"
One little girl stood up and said, "It has a face."
Another girl raised her hand and said, "It has hands."
"Splendid," said the teacher, "now what has the clock that I haven't
got?"
After a long silence, little Johnny rose and said, "You ain't got no
pendulum, Miss."
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.
By mistake, however, he went to 365 West East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised, but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover, and that someone would be with him soon.
The man loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair, and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered the room and found the man sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," replied the man, "if you're going to complain about a couple of inches, then I'll take my business elsewhere!"
the value of being observant and said, "Now children, look at the
clock; what does the clock have that I have too?"
One little girl stood up and said, "It has a face."
Another girl raised her hand and said, "It has hands."
"Splendid," said the teacher, "now what has the clock that I haven't
got?"
After a long silence, little Johnny rose and said, "You ain't got no
pendulum, Miss."
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A salesman in a strange city was feeling horny and wanted release. He inquired for the address of a good house of ill repute. He was told to go to 365 East West Street.
By mistake, however, he went to 365 West East Street, the office of a podiatrist. Being met by a beautiful woman in a white uniform surprised, but intrigued him. She directed him to an examining room and told him to uncover, and that someone would be with him soon.
The man loved the thought of the table and the reclining chair, and was really getting aroused because of the strange and different approach this house offered. Finally, the doctor's assistant, a really gorgeous redhead, entered the room and found the man sitting in the chair with his generous member in his hand.
"My goodness", she exclaimed, "I was expecting to see a foot."
"Well," replied the man, "if you're going to complain about a couple of inches, then I'll take my business elsewhere!"
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"Mothers & Daughters"
A mother and daughter are sitting down over
afternoon tea. The mother wants to show
her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries
to get her daughter to open up and talk about
dating boys and what it's like for her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating,
what's it like getting intimate with young men?
Daughter: Oh, you know how it is, boys are
always insensitive and never care if intimacy
isn't working for me.
Mom: How
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think
that it's important for mothers and daughters
to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once
and I can remember what dating boys was
like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get
their cum out of your hair?
A mother and daughter are sitting down over
afternoon tea. The mother wants to show
her daughter that she's a hip parent and tries
to get her daughter to open up and talk about
dating boys and what it's like for her.
Mom: So.... now that you've started dating,
what's it like getting intimate with young men?
Daughter: Oh, you know how it is, boys are
always insensitive and never care if intimacy
isn't working for me.
Mom: How
Daughter: Oh, stuff....
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think
that it's important for mothers and daughters
to talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know.....
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once
and I can remember what dating boys was
like for me, believe me, I remember.
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get
their cum out of your hair?
