Harmless Pig said:Hugs right back
*Hand wanders to her ass, gently squeezing...*
Shit HP...you left hoof prints on my new skirt
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Harmless Pig said:Hugs right back
*Hand wanders to her ass, gently squeezing...*
cookiejar said:Oh Jack you are spoiling me....I'll even give you a bite. Don't worry I'm eating them before Spider sees them![]()
captjack said:
cookiejar said:You do have a sweet tooth...first my cookies, now my candy![]()

barn888 said:That's because everything about you is just so sweet!![]()
cookiejar said:Are you buttering me up barn? If so it's working....lol![]()

middlestump1 said:Report following random visit by Sweetness Inspector:
It was found that there was far too much sweetness to be found on the premises when inspected. An audit of previous posts also discovered that sweetness levels had far exceeded state-imposed levels for some time. The licensee, a Miss Cookie Jar, was interviewed and found to have a blatant disregard for current legislation. She offhandedly dismissed the scientific evidence that excessive sweetness could damage health and that sweetness, even passive sweetness, was life-threatening to diabetics.
I had no alternative in the circumstances but to issue said licensee a threat of closure and seizure warrant. Miss Jar was warned that there would be further spot checks on the premises and that failure to take remedial action would result in the afore-mentioned warrant taking effect.
Inspector Stump.
cookiejar said:Are you buttering me up barn? If so it's working....lol![]()
middlestump1 said:Report following random visit by Sweetness Inspector:
It was found that there was far too much sweetness to be found on the premises when inspected. An audit of previous posts also discovered that sweetness levels had far exceeded state-imposed levels for some time. The licensee, a Miss Cookie Jar, was interviewed and found to have a blatant disregard for current legislation. She offhandedly dismissed the scientific evidence that excessive sweetness could damage health and that sweetness, even passive sweetness, was life-threatening to diabetics.
I had no alternative in the circumstances but to issue said licensee a threat of closure and seizure warrant. Miss Jar was warned that there would be further spot checks on the premises and that failure to take remedial action would result in the afore-mentioned warrant taking effect.
Inspector Stump.

middlestump1 said:starting to have diabetic reaction
collapsing on floor
need ..........
the ......
kiss ........
of ........
life
trying to smile plaintively, but fading fast
cookiejar said:OMG....clearing cookies out of Inspector Stump's throat. Here goes nothing..............................Hey wait! Do they kiss back when you give the kiss of life? Hmmmmmmmmm![]()
middlestump1 said:hey Bear, butt out.
This Inspector disguise is working, lol.

middlestump1 said:hey Bear, butt out.
This Inspector disguise is working, lol.
