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cookiejar said:
You do have a sweet tooth...first my cookies, now my candy:eek:

That's because everything about you is just so sweet! :rose:
 
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barn888 said:
That's because everything about you is just so sweet! :rose:




Are you buttering me up barn? If so it's working....lol;)
 
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cookiejar said:
Are you buttering me up barn? If so it's working....lol;)

Just telling the truth, love. :kiss:
 
Report following random visit by Sweetness Inspector:

It was found that there was far too much sweetness to be found on the premises when inspected. An audit of previous posts also discovered that sweetness levels had far exceeded state-imposed levels for some time. The licensee, a Miss Cookie Jar, was interviewed and found to have a blatant disregard for current legislation. She offhandedly dismissed the scientific evidence that excessive sweetness could damage health and that sweetness, even passive sweetness, was life-threatening to diabetics.

I had no alternative in the circumstances but to issue said licensee a threat of closure and seizure warrant. Miss Jar was warned that there would be further spot checks on the premises and that failure to take remedial action would result in the afore-mentioned warrant taking effect.

Inspector Stump.
 
middlestump1 said:
Report following random visit by Sweetness Inspector:

It was found that there was far too much sweetness to be found on the premises when inspected. An audit of previous posts also discovered that sweetness levels had far exceeded state-imposed levels for some time. The licensee, a Miss Cookie Jar, was interviewed and found to have a blatant disregard for current legislation. She offhandedly dismissed the scientific evidence that excessive sweetness could damage health and that sweetness, even passive sweetness, was life-threatening to diabetics.

I had no alternative in the circumstances but to issue said licensee a threat of closure and seizure warrant. Miss Jar was warned that there would be further spot checks on the premises and that failure to take remedial action would result in the afore-mentioned warrant taking effect.

Inspector Stump.



awwwwwwww stump are u jealous ur not getting hugs

well here u go stump if football players can do it so can i bigggggggggggggggggg bear hugs to you stump
hehhehehehehe know thats not what u really wanted heheheheheh
 
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cookiejar said:
Are you buttering me up barn? If so it's working....lol;)


hugs and kisses my sweet wonderful beautiful cookie
i am so happy ur back

lots of hugs to one special lady


hugs kisses
bear
 
middlestump1 said:
Report following random visit by Sweetness Inspector:

It was found that there was far too much sweetness to be found on the premises when inspected. An audit of previous posts also discovered that sweetness levels had far exceeded state-imposed levels for some time. The licensee, a Miss Cookie Jar, was interviewed and found to have a blatant disregard for current legislation. She offhandedly dismissed the scientific evidence that excessive sweetness could damage health and that sweetness, even passive sweetness, was life-threatening to diabetics.

I had no alternative in the circumstances but to issue said licensee a threat of closure and seizure warrant. Miss Jar was warned that there would be further spot checks on the premises and that failure to take remedial action would result in the afore-mentioned warrant taking effect.

Inspector Stump.





Hey Inspector Stump can we discuss this? I'm not above a little bribery.....sugar-free sugar cookies, a little payment under the table? No? Well #$%@*&%$ you.....*stuffing chocolate chip cookies in Inspector Stump's mouth*....mean enough for you?:p
 
starting to have diabetic reaction
collapsing on floor
need ..........
the ......
kiss ........
of ........
life

trying to smile plaintively, but fading fast
 
middlestump1 said:
starting to have diabetic reaction
collapsing on floor
need ..........
the ......
kiss ........
of ........
life

trying to smile plaintively, but fading fast




OMG....clearing cookies out of Inspector Stump's throat. Here goes nothing..............................Hey wait! Do they kiss back when you give the kiss of life? Hmmmmmmmmm:confused:
 
cookiejar said:
OMG....clearing cookies out of Inspector Stump's throat. Here goes nothing..............................Hey wait! Do they kiss back when you give the kiss of life? Hmmmmmmmmm:confused:



dont do it cookie letthe inspector die and the real stump come back to us the way he was and not the cruel inspector


hugs and kisses sweetie
 
middlestump1 said:
hey Bear, butt out.
This Inspector disguise is working, lol.



*sitting back eyeing Inspector Clouseau suspiciously* Did I say Clouseau? I meant Stump....:p
 
middlestump1 said:
hey Bear, butt out.
This Inspector disguise is working, lol.



getting desprite stump have to go to disguiees now


hehhehhehehehehhhehee

how are u buddy
 
ohhhhh i get it now u read cookies story vanessa lady dick lol ur fantasizing ur the dectative arent you


good work but she''ll see through it
 
Not me unfortunately.
I think John Robert's needs to bump his horny thread up again.

Not doing too bad and you?
 
Horny ??? that is putting it lighty...

I am good....bored....but, good. One of these days I will lern to sleep like normal people....well.....then again, I am not exactly normal myself so......maybe not !
 
I hear you.
I haven't slept well in so long, but on nights where i work the next day i make myself get off here at a decent time so at least i can unwind.
Unfortunately for me it seems to pick up here after i go to bed.
 
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