Coralee's Room

[Purple Haze]

Nobody doesn't like Coraleeeeeeeeeee!

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Don't let the looneys scare you away.........

 

[lovetoread]

Where did the thread starter go?

Anyways welcome.

 

[miles]

Hi...let's be friends. Are you a Negroid, Caucusoid, Mongoloid or Australoid? How you answer that question is very important.

Please excuse Marxist. He's a Hemorrhoid.

 

[claude_moveml]

I think I'll jump on this possibly never-ending thread at the start..

Welcome Coralee, have fun.

 

[claude_moveml]

Yes! I killed me a thread! Woo hoo!

 

[koalabear]

OK where's the rent deposit for this room!

Three months in advance, CASH!

 

[Cipher]

Welcome coralee!!

 

[Coralee]

Hello again everyone,

Thanks for the words of welcome.

I apologize for making seem as though I've started a thread and then disappeared. Unfortunately I'm at the mercy of a tempermental phone connection coupled with an equally tempermental archaic computer.

Anyway, let's see how I do in getting rid of my virgin tag this evening.

 

[Coralee]

Hi...let's be friends. Are you a Negroid, Caucusoid, Mongoloid or Australoid? How you answer that question is very important.

Hi Marxist,

I'm not quite sure how to answer your question so I'll give you the best answer my overpriced university education can buy:

It depends...

It depends on a variety of factors. Most importantly, the context in which you speak: why is it important to you, does our being friends depend upon my answer and, at the end of the day, does it really matter.

It's nice to meet you Marxist.

Oh and thank you for being the first to reply to my thread.

 

[freakygirl]

The only way to rid yourself of that "virgin" tag is to post nudes.

oh yeah

Welcome to hell. Get a new computer and comfy chair.. you are in for a wild and long ride.

 

[Coralee]

It's important to Marxist.

Welcome.

Hello PH,

Thanks for the welcome

And just so we don't start a brawl in here, thank you for being the second person to reply to my post by two minutes.

Love your avatars by the way

 

[Coralee]

Hi, Coralee. Your room is getting crowded.

Hey Hamletmaschine,

I'm from the Maritimes, home of the kitchen party. Anyone familiar with kitchen parties knows there is always room for more!

 

[Coralee]

That's so rude.





So how fat are you?

You should never ask a lady that!!!



*sigh* If you really need to know, I'm large-ish but shrinking.

 

[Coralee]

My original thought for the morning:

Show us your tits.

I might seriously consider that if I had some way of doing so. No digital camera or scanner anywhere close and even if I did, I think I'd kill my computer by taking up space with pictures. I hardly have any as it is.

Would it help you to paint yourself a picture just to know that I'm a triple D?


Coralee

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Hey Hamletmaschine,

I'm from the Maritimes, home of the kitchen party. Anyone familiar with kitchen parties knows there is always room for more!

So, are you a Newfie?

I like kitchen parties. They have those down here, too.

 

[Coralee]

The only way to rid yourself of that "virgin" tag is to post nudes.

oh yeah

Welcome to hell. Get a new computer and comfy chair.. you are in for a wild and long ride.

If this is hell I think I'm going to enjoy myself.


Oh and getting a new computer is impossible:

I'm a student = I'm about one month's rent away from shittin' in a shoe box under the bridge! or in plain English - I'm broke!

 

[Coralee]

So, are you a Newfie?

I like kitchen parties. They have those down here, too.

I should have figured someone would ask me that!

But nope I'm not a Newfie, I'm a transplanted Cape Bretoner.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Same difference.

 

[freakygirl]

If this is hell I think I'm going to enjoy myself.


Oh and getting a new computer is impossible:

I'm a student = I'm about one month's rent away from shittin' in a shoe box under the bridge! or in plain English - I'm broke!

Well shit! You will be forced, as I have, to cruise the boards a virgin

Marxist likes virgins..

 

[Coralee]

Same difference.

I can't believe you said that!!!!!!!!

We're completely different!!!

Where are you from young man?? That sounds like Ontario talk to me!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Ontario? That's in California, isn't it? They have a race track there.

 

[Coralee]

Well shit! You will be forced, as I have, to cruise the boards a virgin

Marxist likes virgins..

I think I'll have to get to know Marxist a little better before I decide to play that game.

At the moment the virgin tag is just nauseating!

 

[Coralee]

Ontario? That's in California, isn't it? They have a race track there.

Yes smart ass there is one in California too!

But up here in the Great White North of polar bears and igloos there's like this really big province...that would be like a state to our Yank friends...full of a bunch of people who think that anyone east of Quebec is a Newf.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well, they just sound narrow-minded and provincial to me.

Provincial. That's like "province." Which is like what we call "state."

 

[Guest]

Hello and welcome.
I'm agoraphobic.
What are you?