Corrupt My Wish Game

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Alright, we'll see if this catches on.

Make a wish, any wish at all. The point is to grant the wish of the person above you, but twisting it in such a way as to make it undesirable. Follow up the corrupted wish with a wish of your own and the thread just moves along.

I'll post a few as an example.

Have fun!

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

I wish there was a beautiful woman curled up next to me on my couch right now.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, but her giant of a husband is at the door and he's mad as hell.

I wish there was a fireplace in my apartment.

(get the idea? Have fun geniuses)

 

[dear_prudence]

Granted, but her giant of a husband is at the door and he's mad as hell.

I wish there was a fireplace in my apartment.

(get the idea? Have fun geniuses)

Granted, but Santa got stuck last year and the smell in your apt is pretty pretty bad....

I wish I had a new truck.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, but Santa got stuck last year and the smell in your apt is pretty pretty bad....

I wish I had a new truck.

Granted, but it's engine just died and you're stranded on the highway in the rain.

I wish every day was as warm as today.

 

[VisualExplorer]

Granted, but it's engine just died and you're stranded on the highway in the rain.

I wish every day was as warm as today.

Granted, the but the ice caps would all melt and millions of people will die.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

(you forgot your wish so I'll corrupt your non wish...)

Granted, but your silence has made the genie very angry and he smites you with a laser beam out of his eye.

I wish I had someone to make me dinner.

 

[sexyvixen1987]

(you forgot your wish so I'll corrupt your non wish...)

Granted, but your silence has made the genie very angry and he smites you with a laser beam out of his eye.

I wish I had someone to make me dinner.

You come home to a beautiful woman cooking you a gourmet five course supper. Unfortunately, she's there to rob you and the food is poisoned.

I wish for a massage.

 

[dear_prudence]

You come home to a beautiful woman cooking you a gourmet five course supper. Unfortunately, she's there to rob you and the food is poisoned.

I wish for a massage.

Granted, but you only get one minute on the upper arm of your choice.

I wish for a magic carpet.

 

[sexyvixen1987]

Granted, but you only get one minute on the upper arm of your choice.

I wish for a magic carpet.

Granted, but the carpet is only big enough to carry a set of keys on it.

I wish for my homework to be all done.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. You worked very hard on it and it will probably set the curve. Congratulations. Unfortunately, as you light a cigarette to celebrate, you drop a bit of ash on the homework, and poof, up it goes. Looks like you'll have to start over.

I wish this thread gets a million hits.

 

[sexyvixen1987]

Granted. You worked very hard on it and it will probably set the curve. Congratulations. Unfortunately, as you light a cigarette to celebrate, you drop a bit of ash on the homework, and poof, up it goes. Looks like you'll have to start over.

I wish this thread gets a million hits.

Granted, unfortunately those hits are by the so-called 'thread killers' and your thread gets totally derailed and you never return to lit because you're feelings are wounded forever.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, unfortunately those hits are by the so-called 'thread killers' and your thread gets totally derailed and you never return to lit because you're feelings are wounded forever.

I wish I could go on a shopping spree.

Granted, but it's at the superstore that only sells socks. Have fun.

I wish I could grow a garden in my apartment.

 

[sexyvixen1987]

Granted, but it's at the superstore that only sells socks. Have fun.

I wish I could grow a garden in my apartment.

You're garden is a huge success...until you lose control and the plants grow over every surface, into the walls and cracking the foundation.

I wish I always had fresh flowers on my table.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

You're garden is a huge success...until you lose control and the plants grow over every surface, into the walls and cracking the foundation.

I wish I always had fresh flowers on my table.

Granted: Giant People Eating Venus Fly Traps. Still wishing for flowers now?

I wish my phone would stop vibrating. Enough text messages already!

 

[prometheus829]

Granted, because all your friends decided to move 5 states away and stop calling.

I wish a cushy job landed in my lap.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, because all your friends decided to move 5 states away and stop calling.

I wish a cushy job landed in my lap.

(lol. Most of my friends do love five states away. But it's because I moved.)

Granted but it's an actual man who's legal name is Cushy Job. He's a construction foreman and wants you to start working right away.

I wish I wasn't so hyper.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Bump. Oops.

 

[call_me_Melody]

(lol. Most of my friends do love five states away. But it's because I moved.)

Granted but it's an actual man who's legal name is Cushy Job. He's a construction foreman and wants you to start working right away.

I wish I wasn't so hyper.

Granted, I take away all your caffeine and pixie sticks, which is a tragedy in and of itself, made more so by the fact that you are now so lethargic you never get out of bed and never get anything done again.


I wish the last of the sleepover girls would get picked up already.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted, I take away all your caffeine and pixie sticks, which is a tragedy in and of itself, made more so by the fact that you are now so lethargic you never get out of bed and never get anything done again.


I wish the last of the sleepover girls would get picked up already.

Granted, but she's picked up by the wrong parents. What kind of parents don't know their own kid? Now you and the real parents have to track her down in your own mini adventure.

I wish I had someone to shower with.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

Granted. Unfortunately its the senile old guy from up the street who has wandered into your house by mistake. His eyesight is bad and he keeps hanging the washcloth on your dick. Which begs the question, why is your dick hard in a situation like that anyway...Hmmmmm

I wish (since my wish is still outstanding from before) that the girl next door would come over in her bikini and ask me to rub sunscreen on her back.

(lol, Don't you love it when you just get passed over?)

Granted but you realize too late that you're allergic to the sunscreen. Your hands break out into terribly horrifying blisters and when she sees them she runs screaming from your house.

I wish the guys would stop painting my building and take a break.

 

[2cute2cyber]

(lol, Don't you love it when you just get passed over?)

Granted but you realize too late that you're allergic to the sunscreen. Your hands break out into terribly horrifying blisters and when she sees them she runs screaming from your house.

I wish the guys would stop painting my building and take a break.

Granted. They stop to freebase and burn all of it down.


I wish I was rich.

 

[kairotic]

Granted. They stop to freebase and burn all of it down.


I wish I was rich.

You now have 10 billion dollars -- in Confederate currency. Enjoy living in Alabama!

I wish I had super powers.

 

[AnonymousRendezvous]

You now have 10 billion dollars -- in Confederate currency. Enjoy living in Alabama!

I wish I had super powers.

Granted,, you now have the power to turn anything you want into a wheel of cheese. Don't know what you would use that for unless you didn't have a cheeseplate for a party or something.

I wish I had more time.

 

[2cute2cyber]

You now have 10 billion dollars -- in Confederate currency. Enjoy living in Alabama!

I wish I had super powers.

Granted. Your farts can kill at a 30 yard radius.

I wish I were President.