Brandnewbuddy
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Thought up one more idea:
Group of women have been friends for a long time and they get together at least once a month if not a week for a bit of debauchery…however some of their favorite plans don’t work in the modern world.
For example:
“Oh looks like the pizza is here! Well come in young…okay, not so young, man and get your tip taken care of.”
“Oh no, I’ve got like 12 more deliveries and you can just tip me in the app. If you could give me 5 stars I’d really appreciate it, just lost my full time job so this is what I do now.”
“…oh right they switched to grubhub”
OR:
“So, when is this orgy getting started?”
“Well, it looks like it will just be us.”
“WHAT? Did you put out the notice?”
“Yes, “older ladies in your area looking for company tonight.”
“Did you make sure to put out the white stone? Maybe they don’t think it’s time to come in yet.”
“Oh I did that, got a few people to show up but I think they thought we were running some kind of A-R-G”
OR:
*yawn* “I don’t know how I’ll get all of these bags to my car. Could you send some of your baggers to help me out? Especially that cute one on row 8?”
“Oh…they aren’t baggers they’re just taking their breaks. We can deliver them to you in a couple of days.”
“Is the delivery guy or gal cute?”
“I feel I would be violating HR guidelines if I said anything”
OR:
“All right, here’s all my credentials. Here’s the company I work with, I’ll be happy to be your babysitter and create a diverse educational plan for your little one.”
“You’re a bit more professional than I was expecting.” *pulls out a wad of cash* “I don’t suppose-“
“Oh you want to tip me so I don’t report you if you wanna knock the kid around a little. I’m game.”
“NO!”
OR:
“Excuse me, lifeguard, me and my friends feel a bit light headed, maybe you could give us some mouth to mouth resuscitation on your next break?”
“Uhhhhh…so the truth is I’m not first aid or CPR certified. Park wouldn’t pay for it so my instructions are just to call 911 if something happens. We haven’t had a trained lifeguard all summer.”
“LADIES GRAB YOUR KIDS AND RUN!!! We’re going to a splash park instead.”
Group of women have been friends for a long time and they get together at least once a month if not a week for a bit of debauchery…however some of their favorite plans don’t work in the modern world.
For example:
“Oh looks like the pizza is here! Well come in young…okay, not so young, man and get your tip taken care of.”
“Oh no, I’ve got like 12 more deliveries and you can just tip me in the app. If you could give me 5 stars I’d really appreciate it, just lost my full time job so this is what I do now.”
“…oh right they switched to grubhub”
OR:
“So, when is this orgy getting started?”
“Well, it looks like it will just be us.”
“WHAT? Did you put out the notice?”
“Yes, “older ladies in your area looking for company tonight.”
“Did you make sure to put out the white stone? Maybe they don’t think it’s time to come in yet.”
“Oh I did that, got a few people to show up but I think they thought we were running some kind of A-R-G”
OR:
*yawn* “I don’t know how I’ll get all of these bags to my car. Could you send some of your baggers to help me out? Especially that cute one on row 8?”
“Oh…they aren’t baggers they’re just taking their breaks. We can deliver them to you in a couple of days.”
“Is the delivery guy or gal cute?”
“I feel I would be violating HR guidelines if I said anything”
OR:
“All right, here’s all my credentials. Here’s the company I work with, I’ll be happy to be your babysitter and create a diverse educational plan for your little one.”
“You’re a bit more professional than I was expecting.” *pulls out a wad of cash* “I don’t suppose-“
“Oh you want to tip me so I don’t report you if you wanna knock the kid around a little. I’m game.”
“NO!”
OR:
“Excuse me, lifeguard, me and my friends feel a bit light headed, maybe you could give us some mouth to mouth resuscitation on your next break?”
“Uhhhhh…so the truth is I’m not first aid or CPR certified. Park wouldn’t pay for it so my instructions are just to call 911 if something happens. We haven’t had a trained lifeguard all summer.”
“LADIES GRAB YOUR KIDS AND RUN!!! We’re going to a splash park instead.”
