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Speaking of large displacement, how much do you weigh these days?
The people have spoken as to their preference between the two.
Like hell I do, that's a lie you perpetrate, Gimp.
Yeah, I drive a 60K shit box, which is far superior to any of your shit piles.
Speaking of large displacement, how much do you weigh these days?
The people have spoken as to their preference between the two.
Using your mentality, you would just as soon have a Yugo. Great pick one up, who cares? But let's not pretend there's any kind of equivalence.
Fuck off, trash heap.![]()
My Corvette can break 190 Mph and gets 31 mpg on the highway at 70 miles an hour. If I want to seat 4, I'll drive my Honda Accord which still out performs you on gas mileage and speed. If I want to piss off people like you, I'll drive my truck.![]()
I had five, I sold one, and gave another away.
Now, go wrap presents or something.![]()

Disgustipated, what the hell is wrong with you?
Disgustipated, what the hell is wrong with you?
His clumsiness made him a gimp, and to him it's all my fault. If I hadn't been posting on Lit, he wouldn't have been thinking about me, instead of how to safely walk down his driveway pushing his bin full of used diapers.
Actually, it is very much true. This comes around every Christmas, and Easter. The Christmas Holiday is derived from pre-Christian pagan celebrations around the time of Winter Solstice, just as Easter is taken from pagan celebrations of the Summer Solstice.
December 25 is referred to in documents as Christmas Day in A.D. 324 for the first time. Under the Roman emperor Justinian [A.D. 527-565] it was recognized as an official holiday. An old Roman festival played a a major part in the choice of this particular day. December 25 in ancient Rome was the 'Dies Natali Invictus,' 'the birthday of the unconquered,' the day of the winter solstice and at the same time, in Rome, the last day of the Saturnalia, which had long since degenerated into a week of unbridled carnival.
The Christmas tree was common in Pagan Rome and Egypt. In Egypt that tree was the palm tree; in Rome it was the fir; the palm tree denoting the Pagan Messiah, as Baal-Tamar, the fir referring to him as Baal-Berith. The mother of Adonis, the Sun-God and great mediatorial divinity, was said to have been changed into a tree, and when in that state to have brought forth her divine son. If the mother was a tree, the son must have been recognized as the 'Man the branch.' And this accounts for the putting of the Yule Log into the fire on Christmas Eve, and the appearance of the Christmas tree the next morning. he Christmas tree rereinforces the idea of tree worship. Gilded nuts and balls symbolizing the sun. All the festivities of the [heathen] winter solstice have been absorbed into Christmas Day. The use of holly and mistletoe to the Druidic ceremonies; the Christmas tree to the honors paid to Odin's sacred fir.
The idea of decorating homes on holidays is both worldwide and age-old. So the Saturnalian laurel, the Teutonic holly, the Celtic mistletoe, and the Mexican poinsettia have all attached themselves to this celebration. Plants used at Christmas are SYMBOLS OF FERTILITY.
Evergreen (fir, yew, laurel) with its ability to return verdure in the barrens months is appropriate, but by far the most interesting are the holly, the ivy, and the mistletoe. Holly, with its pricking leaves, white flowers, and red berries symbolizes the male reproductive urge. In fact, in the English carols...the holly is the male and the ivy is the female. This use of the plants was most likely borrowed (stolen) by the Christians along with other customs of Saturnalia.
#Ascribing personal fantasies again