Couples Flirting in Forums?

[Madcapsule]

Look here, no one has flirted with me in 14 minutes. What the hell?

Don't make me whip out the boobens.

Oh come on, either way you'll get those boobs out. It would be a crime any other way..*nuzzles Lori's neck*

 

[Madcapsule]

I curse you to a life of perpetually having 2 hot, rich women, drapped around you no matter where you go.

Is that the kind of curse you wanted?

No, but I can work with it. Right so what else can I stir?

 

[NattyBumppo]

No, but I can work with it. Right so what else can I stir?

How about mrno's cauldron?

 

[RyanBlack]

With all due respect, from what Kendra has already told me, you have you sights set on another, equally resistent, heterosexual male. Given that I am utterly devoted to Kendra and irrevocably heterosexual, I appreciate the faux interest, but I will have take a pass. Any number you find in a washroom is yours, because it sure won't be mine.

AWWWWWWWWWW my flagrant infatuation with Art Lover is desperatly unrequited

and irrevocable is a rather strong word--trust me a bottle of Mezcal and about 12 feet of rope and nearly anything can be revoked

 

[XsNrg]

Did I hear something about boobs?

 

[Lorilei]

Flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, nice legs Lori, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, nice boobens Lori, flirt, flirt, flirt....

...hey, does this make us committed flirters and unable to further banter to each other?

No worries there, I have a fear of commitment that you would NOT believe.

Oh come on, either way you'll get those boobs out. It would be a crime any other way..*nuzzles Lori's neck*

Mmmmm, I'm a big fan of nuzzling. Do you bite too?

 

[NattyBumppo]

AWWWWWWWWWW my flagrant infatuation with Art Lover is desperatly unrequited

and irrevocable is a rather strong word--trust me a bottle of Mezcal and about 12 feet of rope and nearly anything can be revoked

Arty's all yours.

No, irrevocable means no. And a 12 gauge shotgun will blow your bottle of Mezcal and 12 feet of rope away.

 

[RyanBlack]

Pssstttt...Ryan, look at the rest area on 75 near Vidalia...I'll leave a COUPLE numbers for you there.

Who loves ya.

I knwo that place!!!

I keep puttin my numbers up there in the ladies room---but they never call

 

[kendra1980]

I knwo that place!!!

I keep puttin my numbers up there in the ladies room---but they never call

Post a picture...that will do it A nice tip from your good buddy K.

 

[RyanBlack]

Arty's all yours.

No, irrevocable means no. And a 12 gauge shotgun will blow your bottle of Mezcal and 12 feet of rope away.

sheesh

thats whats wrong with this country

violence is the answer to everything!!! I feel the need to start a thread complaining about violent talk interfering with my incoherent flirting while hijaking a thread a bout not flirting and hijaking other peoples threads


just sayin

 

[Lorilei]

I knwo that place!!!

I keep puttin my numbers up there in the ladies room---but they never call

You should try the men's room.

 

[RyanBlack]

Post a picture...that will do it A nice tip from your good buddy K.

cant do it hun

I deleted my entire portfolio--every single solitary last one


the only pics of me left anywhere in the world are in old catalogues etc . . . .

 

[Madcapsule]

No worries there, I have a fear of commitment that you would NOT believe.



Mmmmm, I'm a big fan of nuzzling. Do you bite too?

Very much so. Biting, licking, sucking. All that.

 

[availableslave2u]

what if you're not a couple but you're still flirting in the forums? is that bad too?

 

[kendra1980]

cant do it hun

I deleted my entire portfolio--every single solitary last one


the only pics of me left anywhere in the world are in old catalogues etc . . . .

ahem...can I just say, I have a few saved?

 

[Lorilei]

Very much so. Biting, licking, sucking. All that.

Awesome.

 

[NattyBumppo]

sheesh

thats whats wrong with this country

violence is the answer to everything!!! I feel the need to start a thread complaining about violent talk interfering with my incoherent flirting while hijaking a thread a bout not flirting and hijaking other peoples threads


just sayin

This from the man who alluded to Mezcal and rope...I suppose that's your version of informed consent?

 

[husky4life]

L13 what was that you want to flirt to make someone jealous?

I think I am being used here

 

[RyanBlack]

well you are welcome to them

I have decided that pics of me are just FOUL

and I am going to live off my vocabulary instead

 

[Lorilei]

L13 what was that you want to flirt to make someone jealous?

I think I am being used here

Oh, I'll use you, sweetie.

Now c'mere.......

 

[kendra1980]

well you are welcome to them

I have decided that pics of me are just FOUL

and I am going to live off my vocabulary instead

Uhm, ok.

Your vocabulary is very nice.

How's that for a flirt

 

[RyanBlack]

This from the man who alluded to Mezcal and rope...I suppose that's your version of informed consent?

well sure

if you were conscious it wouldnt work out===I was thinking more along the lines of implied consent as opposed to informed

though I have probably ruined my chances of inviting you for a drink huh???

 

[Inrhapsody]

With all due respect, from what Kendra has already told me, you have you sights set on another, equally resistent, heterosexual male. Given that I am utterly devoted to Kendra and irrevocably heterosexual, I appreciate the faux interest, but I will have take a pass. Any number you find in a washroom is yours, because it sure won't be mine.

Is our beloved Art anywhere around here? He will flirt with me.

 

[RyanBlack]

Uhm, ok.

Your vocabulary is very nice.

How's that for a flirt

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

wait till you see me diagram a sentence


grammer is very sexy too

all those participles dangling . . . . .. .

 

[mwmnpa]

You should try the men's room.

ROTFLMAO! Well played lady. That one was just begging to be smacked out of the park.

Somehow this thread's taken a cryptic turn. Shot guns, mezcal and ropes....oh my...