Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are you telling me I spend too much time messaging ?

And not enough squeaking.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You had me at stripper.

Did I forget to mention she's a paint stripper?

 

[gga]

Did I forget to mention she's a paint stripper?

I'm desperate.

 

[Bry1313]

@AmberLGreen, you want to tell her or should I?

The sink?

You should tell her……lol

 

[gga]

And not enough squeaking.

Le sigh.

 

[gga]

Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning’

Concerning to who? Or is it to whom?
(Whatever. I'm too lazy to figure it out.)

I've done my share of the work and binged junk food and stayed sedentary.

Why am I not seeing results?!?!?!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning’

Concerning to who? Or is it to whom?
(Whatever. I'm too lazy to figure it out.)

I've done my share of the work and binged junk food and stayed sedentary.

Why am I not seeing results?!?!?!

You also have to click on those ads on PornHub. Duh!

 

[gga]

You also have to click on those ads on PornHub. Duh!

No comment

 

[Bry1313]

You also have to click on those ads on PornHub. Duh!

I prefer having a working phone, no clicking here…..lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No comment

I'll be talking to your lawyers.

I prefer having a working phone, no clicking here…..lol

Smart!!!

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Whoops, wrong thread.
I thought this was Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Catholic Chat, the one hosted by Father Guido Sarducci… never mind…

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Whoops, wrong thread.
I thought this was Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Catholic Chat, the one hosted by Father Guido Sarducci… never mind…

To my knowledge only one of us is Catholic.

 

[gga]

I'll be talking to your lawyers.

You still have the number, right?

 

[Dalelaw2164]

To my knowledge only one of us is Catholic.

I’m a recovering Catholic.

 

[AlexBailey]

I’m a recovering Catholic.

There are many of us victims of Catha-holism.

 

[Photog1rl]

Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning’

Concerning to who? Or is it to whom?
(Whatever. I'm too lazy to figure it out.)

I've done my share of the work and binged junk food and stayed sedentary.

Why am I not seeing results?!?!?!

But 24% in three decades that is unbelievable from an evolutionary stand point.
I wonder what other things have changed that rapidly?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning’

Concerning to who? Or is it to whom?
(Whatever. I'm too lazy to figure it out.)

I've done my share of the work and binged junk food and stayed sedentary.

Why am I not seeing results?!?!?!

This could be due to the measurements actually being taken in person, by a real doctor, 30 years ago and now they are using the measurements that guys give on sites like this

 

[Bry1313]

This could be due to the measurements actually being taken in person, by a real doctor, 30 years ago and now they are using the measurements that guys give on sites like this

Ummm, my nurse practitioner has never done a formal measurement. That would definitely change the nature of our relationship even if it was for science

 

[AlexBailey]

This could be due to the measurements actually being taken in person, by a real doctor, 30 years ago and now they are using the measurements that guys give on sites like this

Am I the only one who gets turned on by the the thought of getting my measurements taken?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ummm, my nurse practitioner has never done a formal measurement. That would definitely change the nature of our relationship even if it was for science

That would be the one time you would be praying “please get hard, please get hard”

 

[AmberLGreen]

Am I the only one who gets turned on by the the thought of getting my measurements taken?

The thought of measuring yours is probably turning a lot of people on

 

[AlexBailey]

Ummm, my nurse practitioner has never done a formal measurement. That would definitely change the nature of our relationship even if it was for science

TMI warning!

I’ve always known my testicles were small, but it was a nurse practitioner when I went in for a vasectomy who really brought it home for me.

My wife came to the appointment and was laughing her ass off when the nurse was groping me, trying to find my vas deferens. OMFG! She was tugging, pulling, stretching…

She asked me a couple of times, “So you already have kids, right?” Like she was surprised that they were up to the job.

An of course living in a small town and all I often run into that same nurse while shopping…

 

[Photog1rl]

That would be the one time you would be praying “please get hard, please get hard”

I wonder about this though. Like in theory, yes, present yourself in your best light but I know for me I am always praying my body doesn’t totally react during my breast exam. I know they are professionals and all but it still is awkward AF

 

[Bry1313]

I wonder about this though. Like in theory, yes, present yourself in your best light but I know for me I am always praying my body doesn’t totally react during my breast exam. I know they are professionals and all but it still is awkward AF

It hasn’t been an issue for now, but for measuring purposes? I guess I’d want my best number

 

[AlexBailey]

Speaking of working testicles…

If figured out what I’m doing instead of working for the day!

My daughter just had her wisdom teeth pulled, so she asked if she could come and hang on our couch all day. So I’m making fluffy scrambled eggs, and anything else she asks for.

Our nest has been empty for almost six months so this is a huge treat!