Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[gga]

How can you get more naked than naked?

You don't want to see me what I'm (not) wearing at the moment.
Or do you?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Your just being practical, like why would you create washing if you don’t have to

He does the laundry, so he's saving himself the trouble. lol

You don't want to see me what I'm (not) wearing at the moment.
Or do you?

I thought you were getting your butt out of bed...

 

[gga]

I thought you were getting your butt out of bed...

I am out of bed.
But the house is empty. No meetings til this afternoon. And my office hasn't cooled down yet. So I'm dressed accordingly.

He does the laundry, so he's saving himself the trouble. lol

Someone knows all my secrets.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I am out of bed.
But the house is empty. No meetings til this afternoon. And my office hasn't cooled down yet. So I'm dressed accordingly.


Someone knows all my secrets.

And according to my husband I only spill about 99% of secrets.

FOR THE WOWS: I keep other people's secrets, but really suck at keeping my own.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

New job next week. Feeling weird. How's things here?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

New job next week. Feeling weird. How's things here?

Hi Honey! Good to see you! Good luck on the new job!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

Hi Honey! Good to see you! Good luck on the new job!

Thank you lovely! Very glad to see you too

 

[gga]

New job next week. Feeling weird. How's things here?

Hi Honey! Congrats on landing the new job and best of luck in it!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

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And I get off work at 2!!!

 

[HoneyMeadows]

And I get off work at 2!!!

for early darts!!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

for early darts!!

My boobs are going to be getting some xray action.

 

[HoneyMeadows]

My boobs are going to be getting some xray action.

Ah, well, great you're getting checked but not great for the discomfort...?

 

[gga]

My boobs are going to be getting some xray action.

Ah, well, great you're getting checked but not great for the discomfort...?

I offered to perform the checking, but was told that we'd do that another time.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I offered to perform the checking, but was told that we'd do that another time.

What are your qualifications? Do you have the right equipment?

 

[gga]

What are your qualifications?

I have a degree from the University of Tittsburgh (dot com).

Do you have the right equipment?

I have two very touch sensitive hands, as well as a device to test the amount of pressure imparted on said device when squeezing both breasts together against it. I believe that the official name is the tittyfuckometer.

Do I need to show my credentials and the aforementioned device?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I have a degree from the University of Tittsburgh (dot com).


I have two very touch sensitive hands, as well as a device to test the amount of pressure imparted on said device when squeezing both breasts together against it. I believe that the official name is the tittyfuckometer.

Do I need to show my credentials and the aforementioned device?

Did you really think I was going to say no?

 

[gga]

Did you really think I was going to say no?

Ummm, I may need to check with my boss.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Ummm, I may need to check with my boss.

I think you better.

 

[gga]

I think you better.

In hindsight, I have a feeling that some serious damage could be caused, including the loss of my current position, if a picture of said proprietary device was revealed.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ummm, I may need to check with my boss.

Why do the two men in my life call me boss?

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Why do the two men in my life call me boss?

Because they’re smart?

 

[gga]

Why do the two men in my life call me boss?

In my case, it's most recently due to the following...

I'll be your boss.

You already are.

Now I'm just waiting on us sitting(?) down for my performance review to see if I get a raise.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

In my case, it's most recently due to the following...



Now I'm just waiting on us sitting(?) down for my performance review to see if I get a raise.

Oh something will rise.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Why do the two men in my life call me boss?

You ever have random people call you boss or is that just a thing dudes do? I kinda hate when muh fuckers do that.