Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[AmberLGreen]

Dirty dirty pervs … the lot of you.

Sidenote … the average number of sexual partners for women is 4 and men is 6

So apparently I’m a ho

I am half a virgin

 

[barefootgirl69]

Please be sure to read the memo on the (un)dress code for the 2nd floor.

I wrote that code.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am half a virgin

I don’t even know how to interpret that

 

[gga]

I wrote that code.

I should have guessed.
It's always the barefoot ones.

 

[gga]

I am half a virgin

Be sure to have enough lube around when it's time to resolve that other half

 

[gga]

I am half a virgin

 

[FranklyFrank]

Seems appropriate for the conversation

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Well isn't that appropriate...it's over the dining room!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well isn't that appropriate...it's over the dining room!

I’d “dine” on those…

Uhm… never mind

 

[FranklyFrank]

Or more than one in THIS crowd, I think

Guilty as indicated

 

[FranklyFrank]

I’d “dine” on those…

Uhm… never mind

Egggszactly! lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Egggszactly! lol

There were eggs? Deviled?

 

[gga]

There were eggs? Deviled?

From below they looked sunny side up

 

[crazychemgirl]

There were eggs? Deviled?

Mmmmm eggs … I miss eggs

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m getting a Cadbury cream egg on my way home!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I’m getting a Cadbury cream egg on my way home!

You can have mine. I prefer Reeses eggs.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m getting a Cadbury cream egg on my way home!

Do you shove it in whole or bite the top off and lick the cream out?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You can have mine. I prefer Reeses eggs.

The Reese eggs are like fucking crack

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Do you shove it in whole or bite the top off and lick the cream out?

Licking the cream is ALWAYS preferred. When it cums to candy... yeah, candy.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dirty dirty pervs … the lot of you.

Sidenote … the average number of sexual partners for women is 4 and men is 6

So apparently I’m a ho

Where's your peer reviewed and verified resources? Citations? Hmmmmm?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

The Reese eggs are like fucking crack

Damn, I'm a crack hoe.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you shove it in whole or bite the top off and lick the cream out?

Depends on the mood … but usually lick the cream out. That way I can enjoy it longer. Plus my mouth isn’t that big.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Where's your peer reviewed and verified resources? Citations? Hmmmmm?

CDC … lol

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/n-keystat.htm

 

[AmberLGreen]

Depends on the mood … but usually lick the cream out. That way I can enjoy it longer. Plus my mouth isn’t that big.

Who said anything about the size of your mouth

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who said anything about the size of your mouth

Those eggs are HUGE … I would choke 100% … and that is NOT the headline associated with my death.

Local woman chokes to death on cream egg.

 

[gga]

Damn, I'm a crack hoe.

And I'm your supplier.