Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[crazychemgirl]

You're getting me all wet... ummm... I mean salivating.

Ok … I read a super disturbing book yesterday and I can’t get the imagery out of my head.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yes! Chewy!!!!

"I like my oats like my favorite Star Wars character."

 

[crazychemgirl]

"I like my oats like my favorite Star Wars character."

 

[gga]

Hmmmm… and just reheat daily?

I can’t eat overnight oats cold… the consistency reminds me of donkey snot.

That's exactly the thing.

If I make overnight oats, I'm going to reheat them anyway, since I can't eat them cold. And if I'm going to reheat, I may as well just make it right then.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's exactly the thing.

If I make overnight oats, I'm going to reheat them anyway, since I can't eat them cold. And if I'm going to reheat, I may as well just make it right then.

I get that … I’ve been meaning to make overnight oats 3 times a week for the past 2 weeks …. And I’ve succeeded twice.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok … I read a super disturbing book yesterday and I can’t get the imagery out of my head.

I read one about a woman who was molested by her father a gazillion times as a child and developed multiple personalities (true story). There's one scene in the book that will haunt me forever. If I was there, I would have murdered him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I read one about a woman who was molested by her father multiple times as a child and developed multiple personalities (true story). There's one scene in the book that will haunt me forever. If I was there, I would have murdered him.

Mine was about necrophilia and dead baby cannibalism.

 

[gga]

Never made those. I don't use instant oats or oatmeal packets anymore either because I like my oats a little chewy. If they're mush, they're overdone.

Some of the oatmeal packets are also loaded with sugar.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Mine was about necrophilia and dead baby cannibalism.

You're getting so many wows out of me lately. Not the same kind of wows that Bonerface gets though, to be clear.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some of the oatmeal packets are also loaded with sugar.

Yeah true … I use them occasionally cuz it’s so quick convenient… like shower sex

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Some of the oatmeal packets are also loaded with sugar.

You know me, I'm ok with the sugar. I just can't deal with the snot consistency, like CC said.

 

[gga]

Mine was about necrophilia and dead baby cannibalism.

Never added that to my oatmeal.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Never added that to my oatmeal.

Ewwwwwwww. I've heard of people eating the placenta, etc and that is not my thing. At all. Ever. Nope, nope, nope.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never added that to my oatmeal.

When I make overnight oats… I do:

Oats
Oat milk
Plain 0% MF Greek yogurt
Bit of honey
Chia seeds
Frozen fruit

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ewwwwwwww. I've heard of people eating the placenta, etc and that is not my thing. At all. Ever. Nope, nope, nope.

Why would you even though …. Like I truly don’t understand that

 

[gga]

You know me, I'm ok with the sugar. I just can't deal with the snot consistency, like CC said.

I usually add baking cocoa, PB powder, fresh/frozen fruit, and a tiny bit of sugar free "maple" syrup, and it's more than sweet enough.

 

[gga]

When I make overnight oats… I do:

Oats
Oat milk
Plain 0% MF Greek yogurt
Bit of honey
Chia seeds
Frozen fruit

That reminds me. I need to buy more chia seeds! (Or ground flaxseed).

 

[crazychemgirl]

I usually add baking cocoa, PB powder, fresh/frozen fruit, and a tiny bit of sugar free "maple" syrup, and it's more than sweet enough.

I add cocoa and PB sometimes too

 

[Bry1313]

Yeah true … I use them occasionally cuz it’s so quick convenient… like shower sex

Which do you enjoy more?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Which do you enjoy more?

Oatmeal.

Shower sex is hard for me orgasm and water is terrible lube.

 

[gga]

I add cocoa and PB sometimes too

I'll need to try adding the yogurt. Unsweetened applesauce was also suggested to me.

The thing with frozen fruit is that I have to remember to use less water than I would with fresh fruit.

 

[Bry1313]

Oatmeal.

Shower sex is hard for me orgasm and water is terrible lube.

For some reason I guessed you were going to go that direction.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll need to try adding the yogurt. Unsweetened applesauce was also suggested to me.

The thing with frozen fruit is that I have to remember to use less water than I would with fresh fruit.

Yeah true … don’t want soupy oats

 

[crazychemgirl]

For some reason I guessed you were going to go that direction.

I mean … shower sex is like the “69” position … it’s good for when you’re in your 20s and you’re super flexible and just trying to get it done before roommates or parents come home.

Once you roll over into your 30s you start to go for sex that has more quality and are better at recognizing what positions are better for you and your partner

 

[crazychemgirl]

I tried this last night for the first time … was not what I expected …. Was good though.