Cozy Comparatively Catatonic Chat 🐈😻

[Michael682]

I may have watched this gif for way too long.

Happy weekend!

It is such a nice one isn't it.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Equally, there is a reason why you can buy matching sets of bra, knickers and suspender belt, but nobody has made sets of matching Y-fronts and Argyle socks.

With a mankini option for those romantic nights away

 

[AmberLGreen]

I may have watched this gif for way too long.

Happy weekend!

I imagine that is how you start the morning. Just mixing your muffin batter

 

[Mei5ter]

With a mankini option for those romantic nights away

Mine's underwired.

I'm not telling where.

 

[ydahecnot]

Good morning you sexy fuckers . Hope your weekend is as dirty and crazy as you all are


https://media.tenor.com/mu5IQEvDAf8AAAAM/oh-yeah-weekend.gif

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

There’s a thread in the Author’s Hangout where people were saying it’s weird to wear socks to bed.

I used to think so too until I found this to have merit:

https://www.byquanna.com/en-us/blogs/qurious-club/does-wearing-socks-during-sex-help-you-orgasm

“According to a study conducted at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands. Working with 13 heterosexual couples aged 19 to 49, researchers found that when couples were given socks, about 80% were able to achieve orgasm, compared with 50% when they lacked the socks. That's a 30% climax difference, friends.”


It also says that circulation and feeling cozy is key.

What do you think?

I'm 100% guaranteed not to orgasm if he's wearing socks.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Morning
I guess it depends on the socks?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I imagine that is how you start the morning. Just mixing your muffin batter

Not me mixing and bouncing and thinking of you lemon poppyseed?

 

[Mei5ter]

Morning
I guess it depends on the socks?

I always practice safe, sane and consensual socks.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I always practice safe, sane and consensual socks.

That’s one of the things I like about you

 

[gga]

I'm 100% guaranteed not to orgasm if he's wearing socks.

Challenge accepted.

 

[Booboobear84]

I'm 100% guaranteed not to orgasm if he's wearing socks.

Spoken like a southerner. In New England it keeps you from freezing you partner

 

[Mei5ter]

I'm 100% guaranteed not to orgasm if he's wearing socks.

Depends where, surely?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Morning
I guess it depends on the socks?

No socks … ever. Nope.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Spoken like a southerner. In New England it keeps you from freezing you partner

It gets cold down here too, but it's still a no even in the arctic.

 

[Booboobear84]

It gets cold down here too, but it's still a no even in the arctic.

you just don't get the Joy of Sox

 

[AlexBailey]

Why the hate for socks?
The Red Hot Chili Peppers were disinvited to appear on Sesame Street because of these album covers

How can you complain about the cold and then not like socks in bed?

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[AlexBailey]

“Isn’t it time you gave socks to me?”

 

[barefootgirl69]

@AlexBailey I'll complain about the cold, I'm not wearing socks or anything else to bed. That's what blankets are for!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am getting myself some of these sexy ones. Keeps toe play as an option

 

[AlexBailey]

I am getting myself some of these sexy ones. Keeps toe play as an option

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Those are for wearing with these


https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/7079130bcd2bb46ecb2535934b1b1b3632ab1ee7/0_0_962_1088/master/962.jpg?width=700&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=6d5faffc5017b7ec06254b3200ac1892

 

[barefootgirl69]

Y'all are creeping me out!

 

[Photog1rl]

Y'all are creeping me out!

Same:same BFG.
I love the idea of warm cozy socks but in reality I’ll just cuddle into the blankets and cozy up to someone to keep warm

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

All these socks make me think of feet and I hate feet.

Can we talk about butts instead?

 

[gga]

All these socks make me think of feet and I hate feet.

Can we talk about butts instead?

Butt, butt.. I have feet, and not much of an ass.