AmberLGreen
Wise old cow
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- May 15, 2021
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Will you stop calling my ass that!When I hear "Early morning" I roll over and slap the hell out of the snooze bar!![]()
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Will you stop calling my ass that!When I hear "Early morning" I roll over and slap the hell out of the snooze bar!![]()
Awww aren't you the sweetest thing!When you go out to do your yard work, just remember
I see I need to enunciate a bit better..I called your ass floozie!Will you stop calling my ass that!
Well your mouth was a bit muffled so I forgive youI see I need to enunciate a bit better..I called your ass floozie!
Well I do take my work seriously!!!Well your mouth was a bit muffled so I forgive you![]()
*Reaches out and gives you a quick feel*Good morning you sexy fuckersAre you feeling it?
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I'd rather wrestle while I work... something that has a happy ending if you catch my drift.You all need a little bit of happy spirit in your working day. You need to work in my style
I have a team meeting this afternoon and if any of them start complaining about anything, I am going to sing this song to themI'd rather wrestle while I work... something that has a happy ending if you catch my drift.![]()
And I'd rather not use my breath for whistling right now. That might end badly.I'd rather wrestle while I work... something that has a happy ending if you catch my drift.![]()
Those are some cute birdsYou all need a little bit of happy spirit in your working day. You need to work in my style
If I can speak for the world.....we don't hate you one bit!Idk how fabulous this Friday is going to be when it starts out with the crappy worker saying "I'm not trying to get anybody into trouble, but..." Of course you are bitch! That's all you do when you actually "work".
Right after that my newbie sent me something incredibly complex to look over. Before coffee.
Sometimes I feel like the world hates me.![]()
Awww, thanks! It's gotten better, but I wish my workers would start slacking and stop asking me for stuff. LOLIf I can speak for the world.....we don't hate you one bit!
For real! These kids were trying to ruin my day. Someone suggested giving them the rest of the day off. DONE!Awww, thanks! It's gotten better, but I wish my workers would start slacking and stop asking me for stuff. LOL
I 2nd thisIf I can speak for the world.....we don't hate you one bit!
That is because you would rather sing while you workMy day has been fantastic, so far; but, I draw the line at whistling while I work.![]()
I can’t whistle eitherThat is because you would rather sing while you work
A little secret - I can’t whistle![]()
I lost the ability to whistle when I had braces, never got it backI can’t whistle either