Craziest Place you've had sex?

[khemchee]

.....

 

[newhere2learn]

Her pants, too?

So she pissed herself?

Spilled her drink?

No smart arse. She just got very aroused.

 

[LAHomedog]

Well, the classic answer to this question is from "The Newlywed Game:"

"That would be in the butt, Bob."

Me? My wife blew me in my hospital room's bathroom the night before I had major surgery.

 

[newhere2learn]

Were you wearing your mothers knickers at the time?

No, your wife leant me hers since you've not been in them for so long.

 

[newhere2learn]

She goes commando.

Try again, senor bullshit.

I haven't the time, or crayons to humour your trolling tbh. Have a good day.

 

[thighhiman]

A grade school merry-go-round in the middle of the night in summer.

 

[harryss]

Victoria Secret dressing room in Las Vegas....Clerk came to the door and said "everything ok in there"?

 

[newhere2learn]

Away from home currently, staying on a city hotel. Checked the local hookup sites and there was a young guy, same hotel looking for fun.

Since I was chatting to a female friend who likes to set challenges for my bi side it was agreed that;

* He'd come to my room, commando
* I'd be naked waiting in a dark room
* I'd be on my knees
* Wed not speak
* I'd stroke him, suck if comfortable
* He'd cum, all over me, and leave without a word
* I'd send her pics of my cum covered self afterwards


So 1.15am, that's how I ended up knelt round the feet of a chubby 22yr old lad, wanking his small cock (was tiny) while I spotted a raging hard on, making him cum.

I'd told him on advance her requests for me, he was well into it.


If I can repeat tonight, want the hotel door open into the hallway.


As a result in horny as hell.

 

[Musket2]

How about on the bonnet/hood of someone's Citroen car in Piccadilly Passage just off Piccadilly proper in London. The year would have been 1974. Not impressive, then add that it was right outside the Police Station House!

 

[Musket2]

I haven't the time, or crayons to humour your trolling tbh. Have a good day.

Loved all your responses on this, clever, funny, and they work!

 

[hanban24]

Hard to say, maybe mall dressing room

 

[DCJealous]

Hard to say, maybe mall dressing room

Tried this once with an ex-gf, but we were discovered before anything really got started.

So I’ll go with the rooftop of my prestigious office building in the middle of the day.

 

[hanban24]

Tried this once with an ex-gf, but we were discovered before anything really got started.

So I’ll go with the rooftop of my prestigious office building in the middle of the day.

Gotta be stealthy and make sure it is an area people aren’t in and out of frequently. A lot of the bigger stores have dressing rooms on the outskirts that aren’t well attended to.

 

[DCJealous]

Gotta be stealthy and make sure it is an area people aren’t in and out of frequently. A lot of the bigger stores have dressing rooms on the outskirts that aren’t well attended to.

That was the problem — it was in a big city. The attendant saw her walk in the dressing room with me to try on a pair of pants and chased her away.

 

[khemchee]

.....

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

Broke into a summer cottage at a rental site so we could fuck while no one was around.

 

[Crownvic]

In the seat of an old dump truck..parked in the barn....

 

[hotterthanhot]

.............................

 

[jkeran123]

Elevator going up to the 54th floor Canoe restaurant in the TD skyscraper on Wellington St., Toronto. Crazy idea - it was short and sweet with no orgasms. That came much later (no pun intended!)

 

[Dougos]

Front seat of a girlfriends car while another couple were in the back seat going at it.

 

[wifewatcher1997]

Around midnight at a public park in college. Girlfriend and I at the time went to look at the stars and one thing lead to another and before long she was on her back on top of a picnic table, heels on my shoulders, and I was going to town. Fun times

 

[rc1989]

Me and my girlfriend would go to a dark area by a local river and she would get on my lap. We kept getting busted by police to get out of the area. So we started parking by the police station under a tree where it was darker and we would get in the backseat and have a good time. Never got busted.

 

[zoso682001]

It may have been on a popular hiking trail in a nearby local park . At some point we came upon a bench beside the trail and I sat down for a minute . After some fun conversation she pulls my pants down , kneels down , and starts giving me one of her world class blowjobs . This in the middle of a beautiful summer Saturday when there are many people enjoying the day !
I only noticed one couple , middle aged , walk by . The wife was elbowing her husband , who couldn't look away , and she smiled at me and licked her lips . They stopped a short ways down the path and watched until I blew my load in her mouth .
I think that woman wanted it in hers .

 

[Lilsweet311]

Craziest place.... hmmmm

2 come to mind....

1. In a bar while playing pool.
2. Hose bed of a fire engine

 

[GeekGyrl4Eva]

I would say on some railroad tracks.