Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[Guest]

LMAO!!

 

[Guest]

I look at your face, and see your come to bed eyes,
Then look down below and laugh at your size.

 

[destinie21]

It's no supries I'm in love with you honey
now come in here and fuck me like a bunny

 

[damppanties]

Your bare, hairy chest kindled my fire
You dropped your pants, I lost my desire

 

[damppanties]

one for my AV

You made me believe in the existence of Cupid
How the hell could I have been so stupid?

 

[Icingsugar]

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I want thy hand in marriage fair
Or thy momma's, I don't care

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A thousand roses for your affection
I hope you don't mind crabs infection

~

 

[damppanties]

um... SubJoe...

(Joe: )
"Here, my darling, is my gift for you,
My dearest heart, my Valentine true."

(recipient: )
Opened the box, a fuse she blew
"You worthless rat! A chocolate shoe?!"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I want to part your legs and give you an intimate kiss,
but you'll have to wait a minute, coz first I have to piss.
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I want to take you in my arm and give you a hug,
then slip my hands up around your jug.
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Would you like to go on a date?
I'm tired of having to masturbate.
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If I want to be your Valentine?
Think again, you big, fat swine!
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I love your brains, your charm, your wits,
now if only you had bigger tits...

 

[Octavian]

If a face could launch a thousand ships
Then yours might float a bucket!

I know it doesn't rhyme but it doesn't have to---it's modern poetry!

Octavian

My Stories

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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Would you like to go on a date?
I'm tired of having to masturbate.
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-lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

You have the nicest tits and face
But why is there a cock in your naughty place?
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Here's the roses, box of chocolate and a $500 purse
Now get on your knees bitch and gimme my moneys worth
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Baby, you never looked any better
In that coffin you went from pug to irish setter

 

[Icingsugar]

One last one

My baby, you are like a beautiful rose
You're smelly and thorny, and will decompose

 

[Svenskaflicka]

You're ugly and boring, in fact you're a bitch,
but I love you all the same, 'cause your father is rich.
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I kiss your nipples, I kiss your face,
who cares that you're not of the human race?
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What a booty! What an ass!
Too bad it's always leaking gas.
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You're sweet and kind, and we really click,
but sorry, I need a man with a bigger dick.
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You'd look really pretty, were it not for your nose.
The damned thing looks like a garden hose!

 

[snooper]

On hearing of the first cloned human embryo

Roses are red, of various tones,
I don't need you, I made 30 clones.

 

[Guest]

I ache, I burn, when I think of you Lydia
I wish you'd warned me you had clamydia.

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For SF:

You called me love, your inamorato,
I called you Sven, and now I'm castrato

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He loved her so, but he didn't fit her,
So now he takes her up the sh!%tter.

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A ma maitresse

Standing in her thigh length boots, her velvet gloves molest me
I better take them all off now - before the cops arrest me.

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[Svenskaflicka]

For SF:

You called me love, your inamorato,
I called you Sven, and now I'm castrato

 

[Dingus Guy]

You give me all I need my sweet Valentine
Hell with your needs bitch, I got mine.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You give me all I need my sweet Valentine
Hell with your needs bitch, I got mine.

Is this in the handbook for Male Living that you guys get as kids?

curiously,
~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You are the sun, the moon, the stars above
The delivery boy's a better lay, than you, my love.

 

[Guest]

One for lucky:

I see your av, my love, and I become a stammerer
I wish wasn't you, my dear, but me behind that camera

 

[lucky-E-leven]

One for lucky:

I see your av, my love, and I become a stammerer
I wish wasn't you, my dear, but me behind that camera

LOL!

I'll fight you for her

 

[Guest]

The geezer:

A bit of rough, who makes me laugh, and wears his eyepatch jaunty,
I hope he never figures out I'm only after Monty.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Absolutely not

Is this in the handbook for Male Living that you guys get as kids?

curiously,
~lucky

I was just going with the flow
Forgive what I do not know
It's just words my dear E-leven
If it was you, I would be in heaven

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Absolutely not

I was just going with the flow
Forgive what I do not know
It's just words my dear E-leven
If it was you, I would be in heaven

My dear Dingus, *snickers*

I liked your first two lines just fine...just sparked a thought and crappy memory.

These four lines are a better bet,
This just in: I'm getting wet.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Absolutely not

My dear Dingus, *snickers*

I liked your first two lines just fine...just sparked a thought and crappy memory.

These four lines are a better bet,
This just in: I'm getting wet.

~lucky

A snicker if fine, but a smile is better
Imagine my fingers then you might get wetter