Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[McKenna]

.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

She slid down her panties, and boy was I shocked;
Instead of a pussy, out came a cock!

(This would probably have worked better coming from a man. Oops.)

No...it rocks anyway.

good one

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

A snicker if fine, but a smile is better
Imagine my fingers then you might get wetter

Imagining your fingers is always just fine,
but my secret girlfriend's are much more divine.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

Imagining your fingers is always just fine,
but my secret girlfriend's are much more divine.

I am sure she knows what to do
But it would be better if it were two

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

I am sure she knows what to do
But it would be better if it were two

Better for you, I have no doubt
but when she's through with me I normally pass out.

 

[Liar]

You're my everything, baby - my heart and my soul
If you shut up and hand me the remote control

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

Better for you, I have no doubt
but when she's through with me I normally pass out.

Then as I have my way with you
I teach her a lesson to cum hard too

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Dingus Guy]

I'm going to give you that remote control...
Now bend over, and I'll shove it up your hole!

LOL
Claps hands at that last bit of poetry
I bet if you twist his dick you would get channel 3

 

[Guest]

Our love has grown, just look at us now,
Yes it's a full moon, go on give me a howl.

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

Then as I have my way with you
I teach her a lesson to cum hard too

Your hands on me might be quite nice
but if you even attempt it, she'll have your balls in a vice.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Channel 3, channel 9, HBO -and what's this?
The Weather Channel -it's raining!- when he takes a piss!

Touch his balls and pinch his ass and don't ask me why
But the TV goes to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

Now that is a stretch in bad poetry

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

Your hands on me might be quite nice
but if you even attempt it, she'll have your balls in a vice.

She just needs a little tenderness
Some chocolate, flowers and a deep kiss
Then we will both insert our digits
Into your holes and watch you fidgets

sad...sigh...sad...how low will I go...sigh

 

[Dingus Guy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

Your hands on me might be quite nice
but if you even attempt it, she'll have your balls in a vice.

I must attempt this again or I won't sleep a wink
My words have sucked so I will rethink
I don't know you nor do you know me
To be that nasty and fresh I don't wish to be
So with these Dr. Seuss like lines I attempt to beg
For your Valentine's day to be like a dooflehoorayweg
Green eggs and ham is not too romantic I must say
Have a special tomorrow and each and every day

 

[champagne1982]

Tu es mon amour, c'est si vrai,
Now get to the barn for that roll in the hay.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Absolutely not

I must attempt this again or I won't sleep a wink
My words have sucked so I will rethink
I don't know you nor do you know me
To be that nasty and fresh I don't wish to be
So with these Dr. Seuss like lines I attempt to beg
For your Valentine's day to be like a dooflehoorayweg
Green eggs and ham is not too romantic I must say
Have a special tomorrow and each and every day

Dooflehoorayweg's are much loved by me,
Your sugary sweetness speaks well of thee.

~lucky

what's so wrong with nasty and fresh?

Happy Valentine's Day to Dingus Guy...thanks for the romance.

 

[minsue]

Happy Valentine's to all, but especially to Lucky & Dingus! You cracked me up!!

- Mindy

 

[Guest]

I counted the ways in which I love thee,
number 5 is cos we shag against a tree.

 

[Guest]

I will love you forever, I take this vow,
now get off your ass and fix me some chow!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Happy Valentine's to all, but especially to Lucky & Dingus! You cracked me up!!

- Mindy

Psst...Min...Happy Valentine's Day to you, sweetie!
Think we should tell Dingus Guy about us, yet?

~lucky

living to crack up Minsue

 

[minsue]

Psst...Min...Happy Valentine's Day to you, sweetie!
Think we should tell Dingus Guy about us, yet?

~lucky

living to crack up Minsue

It would be kinder than letting him figure it out when his balls are in a vice...

- Mindy

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It would be kinder than letting him figure it out when his balls are in a vice...

- Mindy

So true, beautiful, but that would take all the fun out of it for you.

okay back to two lines...

Your hair so blonde your politics so loud
The smell of your desire, could disperse a crowd.

~lucky

 

[minsue]

LMAO!

 

[dirtylover]

.

I love you so, I hope it will last
cos I want to fuck you in the arse

(and change the channel too
cos I think this program's pooh)