Crushes On Lit Users

I find your vituperation very erotic.
I must proposition you immediately so you can rudely turn me down with a modicum of embarrassment and humiliation.
 
Come now. When you describe the only cobra in the warren, it's not too difficult to point her out.

Not just any cobra.
But a black diamond headed cobra with a devilishly forked tongue and excellent regurgitation muscles.
 
I just got a PM from someone that made me so embarrassed that I had to close my laptop and put my face in my pillow.

Why can't my crush person thing make me do that? :mad:
 
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