Curved cock or straight cock?

Okay, this might be slightly sidebar on topic, though bear with me.

When erect, I’m straight as an arrow.
If I wear a jockstrap I’ll position my cock straight up, though if flaccid it’ll naturally fall and curve to my right. The same when wearing briefs or boxers.

This put me on the pleasurable task of checking out other guys packages in pants, to see which way their cocks lay. From my extensive observation the majority of bulges seemed to lean towards the owners left.

Now, my only conclusion to this research is that as the majority of population being right handed, though myself left handed, with our multiple solo sessions during youth and developing years, this causes a sway to the opposite direction of the manipulating hand.

I also find it has its benefits when frotting cocks with a right handed guy. ;-)

I open my hypothesis to debate, either for or against.
 
Okay, this might be slightly sidebar on topic, though bear with me.

When erect, I’m straight as an arrow.
If I wear a jockstrap I’ll position my cock straight up, though if flaccid it’ll naturally fall and curve to my right. The same when wearing briefs or boxers.

This put me on the pleasurable task of checking out other guys packages in pants, to see which way their cocks lay. From my extensive observation the majority of bulges seemed to lean towards the owners left.

Now, my only conclusion to this research is that as the majority of population being right handed, though myself left handed, with our multiple solo sessions during youth and developing years, this causes a sway to the opposite direction of the manipulating hand.

I also find it has its benefits when frotting cocks with a right handed guy. ;-)

I open my hypothesis to debate, either for or against.
I love your theory, linking left or right cock curve to masturbation. However, there is actually a simpler physiological reason. You are correct in noting that most men lean to the left.

One testicle is generally lower than the other. This helps us out when walking, running, or sitting, to avoid crushing our balls. In most men, the left ball is lower. My right ball is lower. Whichever testicle is lower causes a man's cock to go that way when flaccid. Is a natural result of the position of our balls.

Check out photos of naked men, and unless their balls are pulled up tight, you'll see one is lower than the other. I'm sure that you'll see more men with a lower left testicle.

One historical sidelight of this fact. When a man was having a tailor make a suit, when it came to the suit pants, the tailor would ask if the man "dressed left or right". Whichever way he dick lay, the tailor would allow just a bit more room in the crotch on that side.

I bet you had a lot of fun checking out men's packages, especially if they were freeballing.
 
I love your theory, linking left or right cock curve to masturbation. However, there is actually a simpler physiological reason. You are correct in noting that most men lean to the left.

One testicle is generally lower than the other. This helps us out when walking, running, or sitting, to avoid crushing our balls. In most men, the left ball is lower. My right ball is lower. Whichever testicle is lower causes a man's cock to go that way when flaccid. Is a natural result of the position of our balls.

Check out photos of naked men, and unless their balls are pulled up tight, you'll see one is lower than the other. I'm sure that you'll see more men with a lower left testicle.

One historical sidelight of this fact. When a man was having a tailor make a suit, when it came to the suit pants, the tailor would ask if the man "dressed left or right". Whichever way he dick lay, the tailor would allow just a bit more room in the crotch on that side.

I bet you had a lot of fun checking out men's packages, especially if they were freeballing.
I will definitely take your advice, extending my research to the hang of testicles. Though I think it best to study the real thing rather than photos.

Indeed I have been asked the left or right question when having a suit tailored.

Totally agree, freeballing is always the best of views!!
 
I will definitely take your advice, extending my research to the hang of testicles. Though I think it best to study the real thing rather than photos.

Indeed I have been asked the left or right question when having a suit tailored.

Totally agree, freeballing is always the best of views!!
Definitely try to study the real things rather than photos. The one problem you might have is that when a man is really aroused, the scrotum tightens and pulls up his balls, making it difficult to tell if one hangs lower than the other. You may just have to suck him off and then study his balls as they relax after he cums.

I once did a web search of "visible penis line" to see what I could find. I love seeing the outline of a man's cock in his pants or jeans.

There's a funny line in the movie "The Sum of Us" with Rusell Crowe playing a gay man whose dad lives with him. Crowe is going out to meet someone, and he's wearing tight jeans. His dad comments on the tight crotch as says that "someone will see your religion".
 
Straight as in physical shape here! :)

Knowing my cock so well I never really thought about it but when I took these photos from that angle, the curve to the left was a bit enhanced so I started to wonder. I remember a gf who liked doggy better because my cock pressed on one side which she liked better (or the other side hurt, she never said) and another gf who was the opposite and preferred missionary (or at last facing each other). So the physical part of vaginal sex I can imagine. Having a partner on the left side makes it easier for a blow job. I guess a lot comes down to personal taste, what you find more attractive.

The gfs who wanted to try anal couldn't do it, and I've not been that far with a guy yet. Having sucked only one cock which was straight and small, the straightness was nothing special.

Are there any other preferences out there where straight or curved makes a difference? Is it more than just taste?

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ich liebe es, wenn sich die Vorhaut ganz langsam von der Eichel zieht! Ich liebe Eicheln wie auf dem zweiten Foto!
 
Straight as in physical shape here! :)

Knowing my cock so well I never really thought about it but when I took these photos from that angle, the curve to the left was a bit enhanced so I started to wonder. I remember a gf who liked doggy better because my cock pressed on one side which she liked better (or the other side hurt, she never said) and another gf who was the opposite and preferred missionary (or at last facing each other). So the physical part of vaginal sex I can imagine. Having a partner on the left side makes it easier for a blow job. I guess a lot comes down to personal taste, what you find more attractive.

The gfs who wanted to try anal couldn't do it, and I've not been that far with a guy yet. Having sucked only one cock which was straight and small, the straightness was nothing special.

Are there any other preferences out there where straight or curved makes a difference? Is it more than just taste?

https://ibb.co/GfQ93NVY
https://ibb.co/WWZ4Z3d8
You need to try a thick straight cut one. I think you will like it.
 
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