Daily Poll #37

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well I guess we could order pizza . . .

thattaboy!! Gotta keep her happy..lmao..

 

[Miles Long]

A perfect date would be something like this:

She is in the kitchen cooking up steak and grilled asparagus wearing nothing but stiletto heels and sexy apron-themed lingerie. I'm in the living room watching the game, but I have on my best sweat pants because hey it's our anniversary and this shit is important. During a commercial break I wander into the kitchen and smack her on the ass, giving it a good squeeze while I say something like, "Something smells damn good in here, baby!" At halftime we dine - mmm steak and asparagus - while conversing about all that deep romantic shit girls love so much. For dessert I have some chocolate ice cream, while she crawls under the table and sucks my cock for her dessert. Then halftime is over, so we move back to the living room. She brings me a beer for the second half and resumes sucking my cock like a good little slut. We win the game (of course we win, perfect date duh!), and I take her into the bedroom where I tie her up and do filthy things to her all night long before we collapse on each other in a sweaty, satiated heap of limbs and panting and kisses. Romance, bitches.

 

[Ellafun]

A perfect date would be something like this:

She is in the kitchen cooking up steak and grilled asparagus
<snip>
Romance, bitches.

ASPARAGUS?? Not on your life, romantic man. Ain't going down on you after asparagus. Here, have some pineapple....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

ASPARAGUS?? Not on your life, romantic man. Ain't going down on you after asparagus. Here, have some pineapple....

*barking laughter*

WhatEVER do you mean, El???

I mean...it's so HEALTHY for you.. And everything is so very FRAGRANT after you eat it. ..

*snerk*

 

[suckonsimon]

ASPARAGUS?? Not on your life, romantic man. Ain't going down on you after asparagus. Here, have some pineapple....

Miles hasn't even digested his asparagus by time the gal's having her 'dessert' so all is good. And, it being the ideal date, when later and he has, the next loads are all deep inside eh miles? - that's the take of an asparagus grower anyway!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I think Miles should write one of those self-help books for romantically-handicapped guys like me. There are a lot of us guys in dark about all these details (asparagus, who knew?) who could benefit from his wisdom. 'Romance Bitches, could become a best seller. Oprah would be all over this one.

 

[may_I_please]

Dinner and a movie

Home cooked meal and cuddling on the couch to watch a film with the fire lit and the kids elsewhere

 

[ydahecnot]

Is that doable with hockey, Miles? The Canadian contingent wants to know

 

[suckonsimon]

Dinner and a movie

Home cooked meal and cuddling on the couch to watch a film with the fire lit and the kids elsewhere

So, ideally, May: you cook, he cooks, or you both cook?

 

[tiny_tits]

Summer night, grill some fish, light salad, Pinot Grigio, Baseball game on the TV, end up screwing on the sofa.

 

[ydahecnot]

You'd end the night assembling Ikea furniture?

 

[may_I_please]

So, ideally, May: you cook, he cooks, or you both cook?

He likes to cook whenever he gets the chance

I like to be spoiled whenever I get the chance

 

[beachbaby179]

Is that doable with hockey, Miles? The Canadian contingent wants to know

OMG it is sooooo doable with hockey. Two intermissions.

 

[may_I_please]

You'd end the night assembling Ikea furniture?

Arf

 

[IhateClowns]

really.


it's shocking how well you know me

Guess you didn't get to answer this poll then. Hopefully the next one and it's options are more to your liking.

 

[IhateClowns]

I must have aged myself with the drive in option lol

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks for all of the votes and posts. Assume of the days suggested I will have to make happen. Keeping things spontaneous and fresh is certainly a key to our marriage.

 

[Wolfias]

An actual multiple choice poll worth a vote and a comment. Who knew? I actually had to think about what my vote would be. Hiking and a picnic won out over Night in with take-out.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Wine, dine and 69.

I love to cook. I like wine. I think both could lead to some 69.

 

[Miles Long]

Miles hasn't even digested his asparagus by time the gal's having her 'dessert' so all is good. And, it being the ideal date, when later and he has, the next loads are all deep inside eh miles? - that's the take of an asparagus grower anyway!

Exactly, Simon. You eat asparagus and then when you're about to cum you ask her if she wants you to cum in her mouth or in her pussy. She'll be begging you to cum deep in her pussy. That's a win for everybody.

I think Miles should write one of those self-help books for romantically-handicapped guys like me. There are a lot of us guys in dark about all these details (asparagus, who knew?) who could benefit from his wisdom. 'Romance Bitches, could become a best seller. Oprah would be all over this one.

Romance Bitches is a great idea for a book and I will thank you in the foreword, AF. A lot of guys want to romance their bitches but they just don't know how. They don't understand you gotta make her feel special. That's what human beings need.

Is that doable with hockey, Miles? The Canadian contingent wants to know

It is very doable with hockey! Just remember to keep your stick on the ice.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I must have aged myself with the drive in option lol

not really. we got a drive in down here.

Motorcycle ride, either through the mountains or along the coastline.

 

[DoRaMe]

dancing, I don't care what kind. I just love to dance!

 

[cowslinger64]

dancing, I don't care what kind. I just love to dance!

As long as you didn't make ME dance...no way I'm gettin in yer pants after you see that.

 

[DoRaMe]

As long as you didn't make ME dance...no way I'm gettin in yer pants after you see that.

Its not the dancing that will impress me, but the fact that you tried. And I don't care if it is salsa, slow, or two step. Just get me on the dance floor!

 

[cowslinger64]

Its not the dancing that will impress me, but the fact that you tried. And I don't care if it is salsa, slow, or two step. Just get me on the dance floor!

Youre damn right it won't impress!! I'm as white as they come!!


I am a terrific slow dancer tho.


how bout you find another hot woman and dance FOR ME?