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[snip]... in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
Happy Whatever I want Wednesday. Today I want to make y'all look at my nails. The bored mom nail theme of the week was zoo animals. I went with the Indochinese leopard, the Indian peacock, and the Sunbeam snake because they are all very pretty and very cool.
in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
That ice cube looks to be boiling in the last picture.
Yum!!
Do you feel the review process is obviously flawed when your reviewer is someone you have never talked to and never met? When I was in the Army, my first four Officer Evaluation Reports (OER) were absolutely glowing, as was everyone else's. It was just expected that everyone would be on the right side of the bell curve, even though that is mathematically impossible. Then, after I requested to leave the service (this looks bad for my commanding officer when one of his officers doesn't want to be there anymore), my final OER was abysmal. You'd think I had raped the president's daughter the way they wrote that. (It was interesting that this was the first time I had not written my own OER text and simply given it to my CO so he could sign off on it, as I had every other year.)
Cultural Competence?
Haven't had that come up in my evaluations.
Oh and nice tits!!
ah yes, my company's attention to cultural sensitivity is so overdone that it is kind of offensive. well I can't say for a fact of how the different cultures take it, but I shared about the course material used for teaching how to interact with American women. Yes indeed I am an american who had to take a foreign taught course on how to interact with Americans and I am an American woman who had to have a special course taught by foreign men on how to interact with American women. Ah required HR training.
thank you. but nails, damn it, nails
ah yes, my company's attention to cultural sensitivity is so overdone that it is kind of offensive. well I can't say for a fact of how the different cultures take it, but I shared about the course material used for teaching how to interact with American women. Yes indeed I am an american who had to take a foreign taught course on how to interact with Americans and I am an American woman who had to have a special course taught by foreign men on how to interact with American women. Ah required HR training.
thank you. but nails, damn it, nails
Now in their defense, you are not a normal American woman. A seriously fucking sexy one but gloriously abnormal too.
We had a sensitivity course where visa holders were told, by an American woman, that the phrases "But in my country" and "But in my culture" are not allowed, and that we treat women as equals. And what's odd: The men fired for harassment were first and second generation Americans!
I'm not allowed to notice other women's nails until my wife can have a mani-pedi. Sorry.
oh boy. Well I will give them props on it being taught by an american woman at lease. Ours was a man in India who was freakishly infatuated with Jim Carey and viewed him as the ideal of how to conduct oneself with Americans. Like isn't Jim Carey Canadian? He also brought up his interactions with Jennifer Anniston as ideals to model to when interacting with American women. I actually have a strong dislike for Jim Carey, like just looking at him irrationally annoys me, so I was not aware of the references but yes I can only assume most of what he knew about American's was from our media.
haha. and um sorry. I take it nail salons are not essential businesses there. I think they closed here like April 4th.
Happy Whatever I want Wednesday. Today I want to make y'all look at my nails. The bored mom nail theme of the week was zoo animals. I went with the Indochinese leopard, the Indian peacock, and the Sunbeam snake because they are all very pretty and very cool.
in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
Happy Whatever I want Wednesday. Today I want to make y'all look at my nails. The bored mom nail theme of the week was zoo animals. I went with the Indochinese leopard, the Indian peacock, and the Sunbeam snake because they are all very pretty and very cool.
in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
Lovely nails, and functional under different environmental conditions. I score you 10.Happy Whatever I want Wednesday. Today I want to make y'all look at my nails. The bored mom nail theme of the week was zoo animals. I went with the Indochinese leopard, the Indian peacock, and the Sunbeam snake because they are all very pretty and very cool.
in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
lol no ice cube in the last picture
thank you.
in theory yes, in actuality no. My boss's supervisor was the one conducting the review, but he didn't join, only my boss joined, and my boss actually wrote the review for him. Granted I don't speak to my boss that much, and I have never met him, but we talk some and I have worked for him for several years.
The truth about my job is my job is keep the client happy, know my shit, build it right, build it fast, build it in budget, make sure it don't break, and if it does, fix it fast and it stays fixed. If I am doing my job correctly, the people above me talk to me very little as there is no reason. Sure, occasionally people go over your head to speak of your awesomeness, which is actually the only time my boss hears about me, but usually, if someone goes over your head, it is because they are not pleased You either screwed up, you didn't fix a problem fast enough, don't seem competent of the task, or someone didn't like something you said. If you never screw up, you attend to any issues quickly, you hit all your timelines and budgets, you don't piss anyone off, and, in general, are always bulletproof, no one hears or thinks about you much. For me personally, the biggest compliment is their lack of attention. I have never met my superior, his supervisor, or anyone in the chain above me. They only show when they think they need to. I am the only area they have never scheduled a visit in. They don't contact me to reiterate timelines or check in to make sure I have no issue with a project scope. I think it is awesome when my boss calls because he realizes that it has been a couple months since we spoke and he feels like it is just wrong to go so long but then he excuses i t with he knows I have it so he doesn't think about checking in, and he is correct. It is kind of like how if my mother and I go long periods without talking, when we finally do she expresses some level of guilt, but states I am the kid she knows she never has to worry about and I am good. She is also correct
The biggest compliment is simply trusting I have my shit together, I always have my shit together, I will always have my shit together, you never need to worry, know I don't need anything, trust failure is simply not an option for me, and trust, no matter what, I have your back and the buck stops with me. That is why I don't think, in this case, it is a flawed process. He and those above him couldn't remain as hands off as they are without believing this. Otherwise, they would look bad if something went wrong.
How anyone who spends more than thirty seconds with you could call you "average" at anything is beyond my ability to comprehend.Happy Whatever I want Wednesday. Today I want to make y'all look at my nails. The bored mom nail theme of the week was zoo animals. I went with the Indochinese leopard, the Indian peacock, and the Sunbeam snake because they are all very pretty and very cool.
in other news, I have my yearly review today. It is being done via teleconference with a man that not only have I never met, I don't think I have ever spoken to. He wrote glowing things about me, well mostly.
All my scores related to people skills are a 10 out of 10 or 5 out of 5, which obviously, because of my glowing fucking personality. all my technical skills were rated either 4 out of 5 or 5 out of 5 or 9 out of 10 or 10 out of 10, and where I got 9s instead or 10s, it was deserving. they aren't my strongest areas. It says nice things like she has a passion yada yada, always timely and professional, project accuracy score of impressive 99.93% (target is 90%), an exceptional performer, model employee, is respected by peers, confident in her space, displays exceptional technical and interpersonal skills.....
then there is the one 3 out of 5. same one I got a 3 out of 5 last year. Cultural Competence. ie the ability to work across a diverse set of cultures, nationalities, races, ages, and genders. At this rate they will make me take another gender or cultural sensitivity course, and the last one was sooooo not good. ok maybe not, I guess 3 out of 5 is average. I am just not accepting of average in my work, ya know.
Oh, our then HR vice-president, now HR Goddess, took no shit from anyone! She does not have brass balls: She has a collection of them from those who have dared to cross her! I've seen her quote the state's guidelines on harassment to those offending right in their face. She's done it just before firing them publicly. She's also the one who "grounded me," told me to work from home 2 weeks before everyone else!
My wife has been in contact with the salon she frequents. She's on a list for the second day they're open LOL
The man doing the performance clearly has no clue how fantastic your nails look....
Gorgeous nails. Nicely done and very well presented in the photographs. I love the use of backgrounds in those pics.
***
I hate annual reviews as well. We have to write our own "Performance Plan" in December for the upcoming year, provide a six-month update in June and do the final evaluation in December. (We have to evaluate ourselves on a standard that we also set).
Ten weeks to go...
Lovely nails, and functional under different environmental conditions. I score you 10.
I just had online sensitivity training and scored 100 on my test. So, I guess I’m culturally competent when I’m online viewing naked pictures? I’d say I’m inclusive.
Its Nice to have your shit together.. Just wait for the times when you cant remember where you put your shit!!
How anyone who spends more than thirty seconds with you could call you "average" at anything is beyond my ability to comprehend.
Just sayin' ..
lol no ice cube in the last picture
thank you.
in theory yes, in actuality no. My boss's supervisor was the one conducting the review, but he didn't join, only my boss joined, and my boss actually wrote the review for him. Granted I don't speak to my boss that much, and I have never met him, but we talk some and I have worked for him for several years.
The truth about my job is my job is keep the client happy, know my shit, build it right, build it fast, build it in budget, make sure it don't break, and if it does, fix it fast and it stays fixed. If I am doing my job correctly, the people above me talk to me very little as there is no reason. Sure, occasionally people go over your head to speak of your awesomeness, which is actually the only time my boss hears about me, but usually, if someone goes over your head, it is because they are not pleased You either screwed up, you didn't fix a problem fast enough, don't seem competent of the task, or someone didn't like something you said. If you never screw up, you attend to any issues quickly, you hit all your timelines and budgets, you don't piss anyone off, and, in general, are always bulletproof, no one hears or thinks about you much. For me personally, the biggest compliment is their lack of attention. I have never met my superior, his supervisor, or anyone in the chain above me. They only show when they think they need to. I am the only area they have never scheduled a visit in. They don't contact me to reiterate timelines or check in to make sure I have no issue with a project scope. I think it is awesome when my boss calls because he realizes that it has been a couple months since we spoke and he feels like it is just wrong to go so long but then he excuses i t with he knows I have it so he doesn't think about checking in, and he is correct. It is kind of like how if my mother and I go long periods without talking, when we finally do she expresses some level of guilt, but states I am the kid she knows she never has to worry about and I am good. She is also correct
The biggest compliment is simply trusting I have my shit together, I always have my shit together, I will always have my shit together, you never need to worry, know I don't need anything, trust failure is simply not an option for me, and trust, no matter what, I have your back and the buck stops with me. That is why I don't think, in this case, it is a flawed process. He and those above him couldn't remain as hands off as they are without believing this. Otherwise, they would look bad if something went wrong.
ah yes, my company's attention to cultural sensitivity is so overdone that it is kind of offensive. well I can't say for a fact of how the different cultures take it, but I shared about the course material used for teaching how to interact with American women. Yes indeed I am an american who had to take a foreign taught course on how to interact with Americans and I am an American woman who had to have a special course taught by foreign men on how to interact with American women. Ah required HR training.
thank you. but nails, damn it, nails
Well happy Thursday. So thong like panty pictures are the traditional thursday offering. However, I know there was some desire to see a booty video on monday, or any video on Wednesday. so I will give you some silly thong gifs. enjoy my oh so sexy yoga pants and oversized peasant blouse
in other news, I have been having a grand old time with a new lovense toy. It is actually my first app controlled toy. It is a bluetooth wearable that you can program patterns to run on a loop, use an app to share control, create an anonymous url so someone can go to a plain jane website to control it, and they even have software to integrate it into cam model sites so people paying with tokens or tips or whatever can turn it on and make it do things. almost makes me want to join a cam site just because I so want to play with that software haha. but yes, it is great fun. And in case you were in doubt that there may not be a reddit for everything, there is indeed a reddit where people just post the control url so random people can just go and control toys. Yup, There is a reddit for everything and no I am not on that reddit, well except for knowing it exists.
Anyway, I might have to try more items from their line (I am cheap hence not playing with some of the other common app based ones) Of course, I also bought a new toy last night, not an app based, actually not a vibrator at all, also rather different from what I own, so, yeah, I should like wait a week or something. Stretch out the new thing so I have another reason to be excited for another package I do like new things.
I have to travel off site for work tomorrow, fun fun. Starbucks closed, didn't they? Whenever I visit this location, I always like to grab starbucks (it is next door), that is annoying. Well, I guess it is shrimp tacos from Hooters instead.
And yeah that about sums up the excitement in my life. Happy thursday.
That was all you, yummy.
Believe me, "cultural sensitivity" comes dead last in a review of a technical person. Your project metrics trump everything. That C.S. crap is in there because the HR weenies think that is important. Your bosses could give a flying fuck about that.
You have your ducks in a row and the boss likes that.
Well happy Thursday. So thong like panty pictures are the traditional thursday offering. However, I know there was some desire to see a booty video on monday, or any video on Wednesday. so I will give you some silly thong gifs. enjoy my oh so sexy yoga pants and oversized peasant blouse
in other news, I have been having a grand old time with a new lovense toy. It is actually my first app controlled toy. It is a bluetooth wearable that you can program patterns to run on a loop, use an app to share control, create an anonymous url so someone can go to a plain jane website to control it, and they even have software to integrate it into cam model sites so people paying with tokens or tips or whatever can turn it on and make it do things. almost makes me want to join a cam site just because I so want to play with that software haha. but yes, it is great fun. And in case you were in doubt that there may not be a reddit for everything, there is indeed a reddit where people just post the control url so random people can just go and control toys. Yup, There is a reddit for everything and no I am not on that reddit, well except for knowing it exists.
Anyway, I might have to try more items from their line (I am cheap hence not playing with some of the other common app based ones) Of course, I also bought a new toy last night, not an app based, actually not a vibrator at all, also rather different from what I own, so, yeah, I should like wait a week or something. Stretch out the new thing so I have another reason to be excited for another package I do like new things.
I have to travel off site for work tomorrow, fun fun. Starbucks closed, didn't they? Whenever I visit this location, I always like to grab starbucks (it is next door), that is annoying. Well, I guess it is shrimp tacos from Hooters instead.
And yeah that about sums up the excitement in my life. Happy thursday.
New toys.. Tacos from Hooters.. Damn does that ever sound like a lot of fun..
I don't believe I have introduced myself..
I am the CEO of the United IT Workers Union. And I have a problem that needs straightening out. I have been told that you are working on your International Merit Badge, and was hoping that you could cum and help me out.. Butt I understand if you are busy.
Please give me a chat sometime.
Company ext# 69U
Well happy Thursday. So thong like panty pictures are the traditional thursday offering. However, I know there was some desire to see a booty video on monday, or any video on Wednesday. so I will give you some silly thong gifs. enjoy my oh so sexy yoga pants and oversized peasant blouse
in other news, I have been having a grand old time with a new lovense toy. It is actually my first app controlled toy. It is a bluetooth wearable that you can program patterns to run on a loop, use an app to share control, create an anonymous url so someone can go to a plain jane website to control it, and they even have software to integrate it into cam model sites so people paying with tokens or tips or whatever can turn it on and make it do things. almost makes me want to join a cam site just because I so want to play with that software haha. but yes, it is great fun. And in case you were in doubt that there may not be a reddit for everything, there is indeed a reddit where people just post the control url so random people can just go and control toys. Yup, There is a reddit for everything and no I am not on that reddit, well except for knowing it exists.
Anyway, I might have to try more items from their line (I am cheap hence not playing with some of the other common app based ones) Of course, I also bought a new toy last night, not an app based, actually not a vibrator at all, also rather different from what I own, so, yeah, I should like wait a week or something. Stretch out the new thing so I have another reason to be excited for another package I do like new things.
I have to travel off site for work tomorrow, fun fun. Starbucks closed, didn't they? Whenever I visit this location, I always like to grab starbucks (it is next door), that is annoying. Well, I guess it is shrimp tacos from Hooters instead.
And yeah that about sums up the excitement in my life. Happy thursday.