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EveryColorOfFun

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I didn't think she looked all that hot when she was on One Day At A Time, mostly because it looked like her hair was way too greasy/oily, but watching her on Larry King Live now and she looks damn hot. And she's 48. She also seems to be really sweet and pretty down to earth, and right now is laying some semi-smack down on the current crop of celebrity sluts/skanks/hos ie; Britney/Paris/Lindsey.
 
She finally admits that she was cheating when she was married..

I am afraid to get married nowaday. A study shows that over 63 % of women admit they cheat and just think of the ones that lie and don't admit. I think I will stay single.
 
EveryColorOfFun said:
I didn't think she looked all that hot when she was on One Day At A Time, mostly because it looked like her hair was way too greasy/oily, but watching her on Larry King Live now and she looks damn hot. And she's 48. She also seems to be really sweet and pretty down to earth, and right now is laying some semi-smack down on the current crop of celebrity sluts/skanks/hos ie; Britney/Paris/Lindsey.
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She's fat.
 
Karen Kraft said:
She's fat.
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She's been doing Jenny Craig, or some shit.
Her other claims to fame are that sitcom from back in the day...meaning something completely forgettable...and being married to a Van Halen.
In short, she's famous for being famous.
 
atmas said:
She's been doing Jenny Craig, or some shit.
Her other claims to fame are that sitcom from back in the day...meaning something completely forgettable...and being married to a Van Halen.
In short, she's famous for being famous.
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Is she still with Ed?
 
Wow, there sure are a lot of willfully ignorant and mysogynistic people here at Lit, but having been here for over a year, I shouldn't be surprised by that.

CadeIsHere Umm, you do know that Eddie dicked around on her for years before she cheated on him, right?

stickwork, His name is Wolfgang and he plays the bass. He replaced Michael Anthony who was fired by Alex and Eddie for various muddled reasons possibly including but not limited too: creative differences, refusal to go into rehab and get clean, wanting more money/bigger cut of royalties, hooking up with Sammy Hagar.

atmas, Ahh, yet another GenY scumclown who thinks that they and only they know anything of any value, when in truth you don;t know shit. Bertinelli was in One Day At A Time as well as Touched By An Angel and more then 24 other tv miniseries/movies, so depite your bullshit lies, she is not
famous for being famous.
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Buncha dolts in this thread.

I like Bertinelli and she looks great now.

She might wanna get Wolfie on her superb Jenny Craig diet :rolleyes: Doesn't look good to be standing all newly thin next to your walrus-sized son.

JMHO.
 
Morcheeba said:
Buncha dolts in this thread.

I like Bertinelli and she looks great now.

She might wanna get Wolfie on her superb Jenny Craig diet :rolleyes: Doesn't look good to be standing all newly thin next to your walrus-sized son.

JMHO.
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I agree, I like that pic of her now. She's just about the same age as me, and well she looks better than me. It's a sexy pic.
 
I don't care what weight she is, Valerie Bertinelli has always been super cute.
 
TallGentleman27 said:
I agree, I like that pic of her now. She's just about the same age as me, and well she looks better than me. It's a sexy pic.
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I forgot to DVR her on Oprah Monday, went to Oprah.com last nite to see if there was a full clip, something anything and all they had were stills of her and text. Only video was the 30 second preview of her being on Oprah. What a shit site she has. If you miss a CBS show like 'Lost' - bam, you can get the full episode. Same with tons of other shows, apparently not with Oprah. Oh and when I clicked on another Bertinelli link from Oprah's site, it went to Rick Springfield singing "Jesse's Girl" when he wasn't supposed to be on until today. Once again, horrible Oprah site.

One more thing, she's way thinner now than what that beach picture shows of her. ANd I maintain that their son Wolfie needs to lose mega pounders.
 
Morcheeba said:
I forgot to DVR her on Oprah Monday, went to Oprah.com last nite to see if there was a full clip, something anything and all they had were stills of her and text. Only video was the 30 second preview of her being on Oprah. What a shit site she has. If you miss a CBS show like 'Lost' - bam, you can get the full episode. Same with tons of other shows, apparently not with Oprah. Oh and when I clicked on another Bertinelli link from Oprah's site, it went to Rick Springfield singing "Jesse's Girl" when he wasn't supposed to be on until today. Once again, horrible Oprah site.

One more thing, she's way thinner now than what that beach picture shows of her. ANd I maintain that their son Wolfie needs to lose mega pounders.
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I'm surprised that the Oprah site is bad, usually she has her act together about things. It would be nice to see that interview. I like to see sexy celebs on interviews with talk shows. She seems like a nice person, and that's important.
 
EveryColorOfFun said:
I didn't think she looked all that hot when she was on One Day At A Time, mostly because it looked like her hair was way too greasy/oily, but watching her on Larry King Live now and she looks damn hot. And she's 48. She also seems to be really sweet and pretty down to earth, and right now is laying some semi-smack down on the current crop of celebrity sluts/skanks/hos ie; Britney/Paris/Lindsey.
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I've allways thought she was hot. I've watched her since I was a kid. So what if she goofed on a few things? She seemed pretty much to keep it together. And to be 48 looking the way she does now.......many women should only pray to be so lucky. Her sweet and down to earth projection only adds to her hotness.
 
Doulton said:
63% of women admit to cheating? Bullshit
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Uh, yeah. I believe just as many women do it as the men, but are far more intelligent in the way they go about it. Part of it being keeping their yaps shut.

And, btw, which survey did you get the percentage from?
 
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