DanielleKitten please stop harassing me!

I'm happy

You forgot your soapbox at the comment thread of "How to Become an Alienated Author"...

Before you went on your little tirade, I was nice and deleted the comment that pointed you out and made a derogatory comment about you. I did that because as a fellow author I would expect the same level of respect.

btw, I hardly think that the sheer volume of stories is evidence of great writing. I applaud you for your effort, albeit perhaps a little obsessive, to win the Survivor contest. You go, boy!

I joined the Survivor contest as a challenge to myself. You see, I have a life outside of Literotica. I'm a freelance writer. While my articles for clients are not getting me any closer to winning Survivor, the pay does beat the top prize of $1.37/day for which you are striving.

So, good luck in the contest! I'm quite happy with my personal motivations to write. I am having fun in the contest. Are you?

I don't write for the prize money. I donated my winnings to the homeless shelter where I spend my time on Sundays passing out a hot meal to those who need it and there are more and more every year.

I write because I must. I write because it's fun.

When I started writing here, I didn't know about the contests. I was just happy to find a place to display what I write. Having Literotica to post my stories makes me write everyday.

I never said I was the best writer. I'm a terrible editor and a worse speller. Yet, I refuse to have someone edit my stories. That's too much like work, like accounting, and having an editor would ruin the fun for me.

I'm sure that if someone wants to publish my stories, as did Erotic Excursions, they'll edit them and they did for free.

I've always said that I love to write and that I found my passion. All of this other stuff, this board, the bashing, and you are just a diversion. I used to be a boxer. I can take a punch. So, knock yourself out swinging. You can't hurt me. Sticks and stones...

I'm happy. I'm writing. I have a good life, a great house, a girlfriend I love, a wife I love, and a mistress I love. I love my children and I love my dog. I love my cars. I don't want for anything. Life has been good to me. Now, this writing is a bonus. I've been blessed.

Then, as another bonus, someone sent me a check for $5,000 last year with a note that read "You should have won the Survivor Contest." It was at the time that I was writing all my Paparazzi celebrity stories. The Fedex envelope came overnight from Colorado.

Let me tell you...you never know who reads this stuff.

"Oprah! I'd love to go on your show."

I have no idea who sent me the money but I was greatful. Do you know how much food $5,000 buys? You have no idea? It buys tons of food. I donated that money, too. I don't need the money.

Then, there are the two E-books. Yeah, I'll never get rich with an E-book, but I don't write for the money. I write because I must and because it makes me happy. I love writing my little stories.

I hate playing games on these boards. I'm honest and upfront. I don't play games unless when I'm playing board or card games.

Then, Nancy Armstrong bought the rights to one of my stories for her book coming out next year, The Big Bad Ass Book of Sex.

I'm happy for you that you are a freelance writer. I don't want to do that. Freelance writing would ruin my creative writing. I like it better how I write whatever I want and whenever I want. I'm free. I'm not tied to a paycheck forced to write for someone. I do that with my accounting. I don't want to hate writing and I would hate to write if I had to write for money. The money will come for what I want to write, hopefully, one day.

I have stories all over the world. People steal them. They are in every language. I don't care. Let them take them. Let them have them. Some give me credit and others take the credit for themselves. Yet, if I find they've made money from my stories, I can sue them. I own the rights to them and I can prove it.

Still, it's not about that. That's all petty stuff. That's all negative shit and bad Karma. It's about the story with me.

There are better writers on this board, without doubt, but there are few writers who can match my imagination and creativity. I've grown as a writer since a year ago. I'm a better writer today and will be even better next year.

It doesn't bother me that Emap read one of my stories and didn't like it. I don't write for Emap. I write for me.

Now, the Survivor Contest is fun and I won't allow you or anyone to ruin my fun.

I like your AV by the way.
 
And in the end,
The love you take
Is equal to the love
You make.

(guitar and wah-pedal flourish)


Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't have a lot to say.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
But she changes from day to day.
I wanna tell her that love her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine.
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
Some day I'm gunna make her mine
Oh yeah.
Some day I gunna make her m--

:kiss:
 
Bostonfictionwriter, The Alienated Author

Bostonfictionwriter, The Alienated Author. I like it. It has a nice ring to it.

I've always imagined myself much like Sean Connery's character, William Forrester, in Finding Forrester.

Aha, if only I could write as good as his character could.

Well, I'll just have to keep practicing. I figure in another 25,000 stories, maybe this time next year, I'll be almost as good.

Bostonfictionwriter, The Alienated Author.

Thank you for the compliment.

"Gees, now they are even writing stories about me. Soon, they'll be songs and T-shirts and people will want my autograph. I'm a freaking star!"
 
Bostonfictionwriter, The Alienated Author. I like it. It has a nice ring to it.

I've always imagined myself much like Sean Connery's character, William Forrester, in Finding Forrester.

Aha, if only I could write as good as his character could.

Well, I'll just have to keep practicing. I figure in another 25,000 stories, maybe this time next year, I'll be almost as good.

Bostonfictionwriter, The Alienated Author.

Thank you for the compliment.

"Gees, now they are even writing stories about me. Soon, they'll be songs and T-shirts and people will want my autograph. I'm a freaking star!"
Tell me how you plan on being as good as that character if you can't take criticism and learn from it?

:confused:
 
Green E's

Ah, Zeb, methinks you confuse "constructive" criticism with personal attacks and bashing.

I'm always open to constructive criticism, but get stops accepting it when it is followed by a backhand or a shovel to the head.

Great job on your stories, by the way.

May you earn many more Green E's.
 
Ah, Zeb, methinks you confuse "constructive" criticism with personal attacks and bashing.

I'm always open to constructive criticism, but get stops accepting it when it is followed by a backhand or a shovel to the head.

Great job on your stories, by the way.

May you earn many more Green E's.
Thanks about the green E's.
 
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