Daydream Believer or Homecoming Queen?

[Expertise]

And i'm only speaking theoreticly.LOL

A drunk NH is exciting not frightening A wired NH who does "postal" things.

 

[Naked Hunny]

God sweetie why arent there men like you around here?

 

[Expertise]

Thanks for the compliment.

I'm sure there are. I am not exactly unique.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Sweetie where I live all the men either own cows and smell like manure or dont speak english and collect all the welfare money while sitting on their ass while people like me work their ass off and beg for that little bit of help each month!!

 

[Expertise]

Now i'm hurt.

So. You only want me for my money.LOL

I am just barely "well to do" so i'm thinking that you might be disappointed that you didn't search for greener pastures.LOL

In addition the conversion rate would kill me.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Im not looking for money just someone that doesnt smell like cow shit, who understand what im saying, and can hold a job that supplies enough money to contribute to the running of a household!!

 

[Expertise]

Where do you live NH? Midevil Europe? LOL

What about BT. Does he not offer some prospects?

 

[Naked Hunny]

If i said and lives in the United States that would exclude you and Mr. Toad.

I like Todd but im also realistic.


OH i need to add something to that!! Someone who wont look at me like im on crack when i want to go to my favorite Vietnamese resturant!! I like to try new things and i have become addicted to this place!!

 

[April]

NH, I'm curious about your "postal" job. What exactly do you do? I ask because I'm taking tests on Monday for a remote processing center, and I'm wondering what the hell I might be doing?

 

[Naked Hunny]

The only test i had to take was making sure that number and letters matched basically if you can read you can do my job!! Ok i worked in a direct mailing center!! Basically I sorted the mail after it all that junk was inserted into envelopes!! You learn more about addresses and zip codes and different types of mail than you ever needed to know!! I can even sort British and Canadian mail with my eyes closed and I only worked at that job for 3 months!! Its tedious and repetitive and tiring!!

 

[April]

It doesn't sound all that good. After you took the test, how long did it take before you got hired?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well after i passed the test with flying colors i had another interview two days later and then a drug test two days after that!! I started the next week then!! Training was one month which basically means you have another employee who is responsible for your mistakes! But you are on a probationary period for 3 months because of dealing with mail you know there are federal laws involved and such!!

 

[April]

I'm sorry that I keep pestering you. And I'm being selfish. I just want to find out if it's an okay job. My standards are kind of high. I quit a job after only four days because I didn't like having to straighten the shelves, and there was some unidentifiable unpleasantness about the place. Weird, huh?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Honestly I hate my job but love the people I work with!! It helps make the atmosphere a little better!! Of course ducking when the bats decided to swoop down wasnt any fun!!

 

[April]

Hmm, maybe I'll blow the test, then. The pay is good, but it doesn't sound like I'll like the job. To me, that's more important. Maybe I'll do a little scouting this weekend. Thanks, Naked Hunny.

 

[SighCoBeeitch]

Snikkerdoodle

They have halloween costumes at Walmart

 

[wolfie69]

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

Well I am not a homecoming queen but I do not see myself as a daydream believer anymore......somewhere I turned into a cynic

 

[Always]

I'm a Daydream Believer, although a cynic could also be used to describe this one.

 

[wolfie69]

Cool Shila

You have just described my soul!

And Witchypoo...lol poo on you! You are just too literal AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH love you hon