DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Biggalute]

Necrophilia is just one kink....

 

[Justapet50]

Yes, that's my fart! Do you like it?

 

[SWR101]

But I'm not dead yet!

I don't want to go in the cart...

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

*hovers hands over keyboard*

Mmmmm, yes! Time to troll!

(Not me! The unarousy person in this scenario.)

 

[Biggalute]

The smell? That's my feet.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My dick in a box!

 

[Rj_1954]

Hummus, is that like tofu?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Your late book fine is...

 

[cascadiabound]

Ummm...the gutters are overflowing

 

[Photog1rl]

Ummm...the gutters are overflowing

well, they won’t clean themselves

 

[Sageboundtight]

I share a room with my Grammy.

 

[frappingwilly]

Hillary Clinton fingering her snatch

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

When someone De-arouses, but not for the reason they think...

 

[EbersMoll]

The instructions are here somewhere…

 

[Coyote100]

Don't you hate these mosquitoes.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I love trickle down economics...

 

[subdudeme13]

Those must be deer ticks
(That actually happened to me)

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

When I think about you...

(I poop myself.)

 

[lucy_anne21]

That’s quite small, isn’t it.

 

[Rj_1954]

Come here babe... I've got syphilis

(Couldn't make it shorter)

 

[Taegul]

Drinking my Viagra Ex-Lax cocktail.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Safe, sane, and consensual?

I have two of three!

 

[willlph]

Smegma the cheese of champions

 

[Rj_1954]

ureaplasma and interstitial cystitis pain

 

[RosewoodTulip]

James Corden is sooo funny!