DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[SolarClint]

Can you bring your sister

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Don’t mind my cum rag

 

[Xerxes82]

De-lousing starts in five minutes.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only a little herpes.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Couldn't find a cat sitter

 

[Coyote100]

Have l told yoú about my stamp collection?

 

[kathyisgr65]

Have l told yoú about my stamp collection?

No but have u told u about my toenail collection

 

[Coyote100]

No but have u told u about my toenail collection

Sounds facinating. Have l told you l have a foot fetish.

 

[kathyisgr65]

O have 6 kids by 7 faddys

 

[Trubbycat]

I always reuse my condoms

 

[Rj_1954]

Can you smell the pus

 

[blondebreeze]

I just watched the news.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm sick, kiss me now

 

[Trubbycat]

The grandkids are here tonight

 

[Rj_1954]

The house is on fire...

 

[Trubbycat]

RJ is staying here tonight

 

[MindYaBitness]

I tested positive for covid

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I eat your brains?

 

[positiveflirt]

Accident free for 6 days

 

[EctoJohn]

Can my imaginary friend play?

 

[Rj_1954]

Does crotch cheese smell cheesy?

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

Doc says I'm not contagious

 

[deft]

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, Cand....

No, I can't

 

[Rj_1954]

Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle's

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not a T-800 cyborg.