De-Lurking

[patient1]

Don't worry , Australian/American translations can be very fun. We have interpreters here.

Get used to blowing stuff out of your nose & mouth. We come here for the sex, & get hooked on the humor.

Welcome to Literotica.

 

[Jesus]

 

[KellyFong]

Hmm

Clicking on those links got me a few 'oops etc' messages. Maybe it's my link, which is painfully slow lately ( I think it's seeing someone else ) but thanks anyways!.

Even though they sometimes sound similar, I've always wondered just how different Australian and American are.. I'm pretty sure anyone who lives in a city that gets foriegn sailors visiting from time to time, can attest to that. ( no no no go away no )

But I'm glad there are experts around who can clear up any misunderstandings. Now I'm going outside to smoke a fag ... pssst someone translate for me quick, before I'm hung out to dry for being horrible.


Kel.

 

[estevie]

Heh!

Yep, you'll fit in great here!

 

[morninggirl5]

Re: Hmm

Clicking on those links got me a few 'oops etc' messages. Maybe it's my link, which is painfully slow lately ( I think it's seeing someone else ) but thanks anyways!.


Kel.

Sorry about that, i fixed the links. It's what happens when i'm not at my computer and try to get that post done.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Rules

Ok, naked posting till 100, gud eglish, a naughty pic at 100 hmm, and no feeding the trolls. Got it.



er.. naked pic, what would my grandma think?

Kel.

Please feed the trolls. We trolls need love and affection and the occasional nibble to keep us going.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Hi all.. new to the boards.. be gentle.. please

Kel.

Well hello. Do you need a menu, or will you be drinking your dinner?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Lukky, I saw her first. I was just warming up my pitiful troll routine. Give me some space.

Kel...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

 

[KellyFong]

You don't sound like a troll to me! No random capitalisation of words, nor did you shout the whole message. You're just a troll poseur Either that... or.... or ... French!


Aww maybe thats a bit harsh.. I really shouldn't go around just accusing random strangers of being french but whats your friend doing behind the curtain? Or don't I want to know?.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Lukky, I saw her first. I was just warming up my pitiful troll routine. Give me some space.

Kel...pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

My, my, such a greedy hound...

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You don't sound like a troll to me! No random capitalisation of words, nor did you shout the whole message. You're just a troll poseur Either that... or.... or ... French!


Aww maybe thats a bit harsh.. I really shouldn't go around just accusing random strangers of being french but whats your friend doing behind the curtain? Or don't I want to know?.

Non!!! Mon Dieu, who could say such a theeeng about moi?

And you REALLY dont want to know what he's doing Kel. Some things are best left unsaid & unknown. Especially for a newbie.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I don't know from curtains, but:

Never push the blue button.