Dear All~Powerful Expertise...

[Expertise]

Yes ma'am I did. Still pondering my reply, but I liked it.

 

[April]

Take your time. As long as you liked it, I'm happy.

 

[Naked Hunny]

April is leaving with Expertise thats not fair!!!

 

[Expertise]

We are not leaving together, merely at the same time. Although truthfull I hope that it sounds more believable than the time a friend tried it on his soon after EX-girlfriend.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Ill believe you if i ever get my kiss damnit!!

 

[Expertise]

*Chastely gives NH a light kiss on the cheek and bolts before things get outta' hand*

 

[Naked Hunny]

That man is such a tease!!

 

[Expertise]

There is no way that you can say that with any amount of certainty. So .

And now, since your a "toadette", you shall never know for sure.

*walks away snickering smugly*

[Edited by Expertise on 09-18-2000 at 11:06 AM]

 

[Naked Hunny]

I am not a toadette!! I dont have a ring on my finger i am free to do who i please!!

 

[Expertise]

Was the "do who I please" part a Freudian slip from an intended "do what I please" or merely an unequivocal statement of your availability? *Hmmmm*

In either case I must defer to the member from Carleton County. Who, I humbly suggest, should get that fine catch to the boat ya' big tool! Geeezzzee whats the matter with you?

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Yes I did. Thank you for the stuff. BTW You have huge mailing lists. Jesus!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Expertise dear are you trying to say that im not free to do whom i please?

 

[Expertise]

No ma'am.

I am merely inferring a certain attachment from other "conversations". Due to that I made further assumptions.

You are free to do what ever you see fit to do NH. My appologies if I sounded like I was suggesting anything else.

*Hoping I sounded contrite enough, NH is someone I don't wanna' cross*

 

[Naked Hunny]

Expertise, sweetie, no matter my feelings for Mr. Toad i have a life to lead in this country and i plan on going on with that life as i see fit. Mr. Toad and I do discuss the going on in our lives and if i would do something he has a problem with i sure as hell hope he would come to me with his problem!!

 

[Expertise]

Yeah but i'm closer, easy driving distance even and I don't want to be the victim under the headline "Disgruntled Former Cyber Lover Rampages"(yikes).

And by his own admission the poor guy seems to be quite taken with you. Who am I to interfere with his and hopefully your joy.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Expertease,

Feel free to play with the fair maiden, Princess Hunny. I will not put you in the newspaper with the byline "Man killed do to infringing on Cyber lover" I hide the bodies all to well, you'll only be near the back in the missing persons report, and i prefer the slow torture to that off a quick painless death. So go, play, have fun with Naked Hunny, I won't be watching from behind the windows or in the closet. Don't be afraid of the little warty green slimy toad.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I am -

Jack of all shit and master of all recumbant contrapions with which bodily fluids are erotically removed from my mid-toso tuber.

I don't know Jack Shit or any of his buddies.

I do know his sister Dump though. Nice big pile of a woman.

 

[Naked Hunny]

See so play with me Expertise!! HEHE!!

 

[Expertise]

Yuh, just a sec while I don my kevlar lounge wear.

NH as attractive as the offer is..... by his own admission the guy used to have a propensity for torching places of worship.

Sorry but i'll have to take a pass sweetie. I spent too much time renovating my house to desire the ability to have its and my ashes shoveled in to a bag labeled "evidence"

 

[Naked Hunny]

BOBTOAD ITS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT!!

Expertise wont play with me because you had to open your goddamn big fucking toad mouth!!


*goes running from the room*

WAAAHHHH!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

Expertease,

I have changed its been 8 years since I have torched anything, and are you trying to say your house is a church?

 

[Expertise]

Just the bedroom...hee hee

I was only kidding BT. If I thought you would I wouldn't be talking to you.

I am sure you've changed. People that will admit to past problems aren't likely to repeat them (in most cases).

It was a cheap shot, sorry. But I just couldn't resist.
Foregiven?

 

[Bobtoad777]

I'll forgive you if you go and play with Naked Hunny

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yea play with Naked Hunny!!!