Dear Cowardly Hole....

[TrueNorthDadBod]

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Alright, we have lift off!

 

[rjr_1954]

Holy sh.t
she got a chest cold?

 

[TrueNorthDadBod]

I’ll helicopter my tiny dick if 5 Lit ladies post their boobs


https://media.tenor.com/3MRwRK3gFE4AAAAM/gayshit-%D0%B3%D0%B5%D0%B9%D1%89%D0%B8%D1%82.gif

 

[Mrtenant]

And this is where @Mrtenant points out… he actually can do this… and regularly does to amuse Mrs T…
I cannot help it… I had to say it… I was required to type that in… not even a choice on my part… the giggling made it more of a challenge…

Actually...I have done this. Which is why, at 830pm, Mrs T fell asleep.

I need new material.

 

[Mrtenant]

Get em! Get that hole!

AB dun dug themself a hole. Good job

 

[BrendaBear]

Actually...I have done this. Which is why, at 830pm, Mrs T fell asleep.

I need new material.

 

[Mrtenant]

She is looking pretty swell.

 

[Mrtenant]

Let's talk about balls instead.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/cZ1zUsJbDW2we4vAfm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9523q7jzyxtebe63o7zrrn3hwk5oku15nu1ddqobhjm&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

What about them? Tell us all about your fetish for them.

 

[BrendaBear]

Get em! Get that hole!

I actually found my doggy daughter has dug herself a little den in my side yard where she can relax and see through the gate what is happening out front… adorable! Unfortunately, she is very smart and if she see’s my phone, she knows to move very fast so I cannot possibly get a picture of her being all cute, lying in her little den.

 

[AlexBailey]

AB dun dug themself a hole. Good job

It’s very quiet… need some boobs down here.

 

[Mrtenant]

I actually found my doggy daughter has dug herself a little den in my side yard where she can relax and see through the gate what is happening out front… adorable! Unfortunately, she is very smart and if she see’s my phone, she knows to move very fast so I cannot possibly get a picture of her being all cute, lying in her little den.

My animal escaped the backyard yesterday. She didn't know exactly what to do and just sat there by the gate wondering how she was gonna get back in.

 

[Mrtenant]

It’s very quiet… need some boobs down here.

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https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dancing-boobs-2.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C480

 

[BrendaBear]

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dancing-boobs-2.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C480

Just a guess… but if you put your thing in her cleavage, and she isn’t impressed… she can just rip that thing right off you… with her chest.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

What about them? Tell us all about your fetish for them.

They're fun to play with while giving a BJ and feel good while on the receiving end of doggy style. Other than those... I don't really feel one way or another about balls.

 

[Mrtenant]

They're fun to play with while giving a BJ and feel good while on the receiving end of doggy style. Other than those... I don't really feel one way or another about balls.

and I thought we were gonna have some involved discussion about volleyballs or softballs or something
#traumatized

Pretty sporty of you there

 

[BrendaBear]

and I thought we were gonna have some involved discussion about volleyballs or softballs or something
#traumatized

Pretty sporty of you there

RJ was hoping to hear about footballs… (just guessing here)

 

[rjr_1954]

That's one thing I've never had done to me. A BJ
Is it all it's cracked up to be?

 

[BrendaBear]

That's one thing I've never had done to me. A BJ
Is it all it's cracked up to be?

 

[AlexBailey]

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dancing-boobs-2.gif?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C480

I didn’t know prehensile boobs were a thing!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

and I thought we were gonna have some involved discussion about volleyballs or softballs or something
#traumatized

Pretty sporty of you there

I'm here for the boobs and the balls. I like to keep things fresh.

 

[Mrtenant]

That's one thing I've never had done to me. A BJ
Is it all it's cracked up to be?

Really? Geebus man....okay, immediately, you are under orders to go and get yourself a blowjob. Get this done within 48 hours.

This message will self destruct now....go get a blowjob man

 

[Mrtenant]

I didn’t know prehensile boobs were a thing!

Pretty amazing huh? In a million years there will be hands attached to them.

 

[AlexBailey]

Pretty amazing huh? In a million years there will be hands attached to them.

Isn’t that a Star Trek episode?

 

[BrendaBear]

Really? Gerbus man....okay, immediately, you are under orders to go and get yourself a blowjob. Get this done within 48 hours.

This message will self destruct now....go get a blowjob man

“Good evening RJ. Your mission, and you will accept it, is to go get yourself a blowjob within 48 hours. If you or any member attached to your body is violently removed from your body by your wife, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of you or this conversation.”

 

[rjr_1954]

Really? Geebus man....okay, immediately, you are under orders to go and get yourself a blowjob. Get this done within 48 hours.

This message will self destruct now....go get a blowjob man

Wifey doesn't do it and I don't think she would appreciate me getting one on my own. Certainly not after 45 years.