Dear Litster, once more

Dear Litsters,

A nomination thread has been created for this year’s Litties. I know it is silly and somewhat meaningless, but it brings a lot of the board together. At least for one night. So take the time to go onto the nominations page, copy and paste it, and email me your nominations. You do not have to have a nomination for every category. Just nominate those who you want for the categories you want to do.

Signed,

Or don’t.
 
Dear Littie Host, only if you promise not to pee on me with your nipple.

Signed,
Not into Water Sports
(But lobbying for lifetime achievement)
 
Dear Daddy Litster,

There was so much I wanted to say this morning, but for some reason, everything melted as soon as your lips touched mine. You make me feel like the luckiest girl in the whole world every day (yes, even the dark, difficult ones).

So, basically I want to say thank you again for every day, moment, touch, glomp, kiss, heart beat... everything... spent with you in my life.

Always yours,
That girl who loves you
 
Dear all litsters,

Apologies for being an attention whore lately. I'll try to rein it in. :eek:

Ashamed of self

Dear Whore-

This site is all about attention whoring. Own it. You seem pretty nice too. Whore it up.

Sincerely,

I’ve Been Known to Attention Whore Myself
 
Dear shameful,

I’ll be the whore and you just lay there and take all the attention I have to give, you deserve it all and then some.

With love,
One who wants to cover you in kisses...allllll over ;)

Dear Kissy Face,

Good god, you make me melt... I'm all drippy and stuff now. Clean me up?

With love,
Your girl

Dear Whore-

This site is all about attention whoring. Own it. You seem pretty nice too. Whore it up.

Sincerely,

I’ve Been Known to Attention Whore Myself

Dear Whore to Whore,

Yes, sir! *salute*

Sincerely,
Putting on my Whore-paint
 
Dear patient Litster,

The weekend was a blurrrrrr.....

The PP moving at the speed of... (Well not that fast)
 
Dear PP the Blurry Litster,

I hope this weekend goes just as fast...but that the week is a bit slower getting there!

Patient Petting Pygmi Goats Princess
 
Dear Litsters,

I know I don’t come here as much as I used to but you could still drop me an occasional, Hello.

Signed,

Thanks for not bringing up that I could just as easily drop you a, Hello. 🙂
 
Dear folks who sent in their nominations,

I appreciate everyone that took the time to send them in. I know a lot of people feel that it is a popularity contest, but most of life is. So honestly just deal with it. This is for fun. If you don’t like it, then by no means do you have to pay any attention to it.

Signed,

Trying to bring a little fun to the board.
 
Dear Fun Guy,

I know last years Litties were a lot of fun and I think it brought a lot of us together for a friendly good time.

Signed,

Enjoying the fun
 
Dear Host with the Most,
There's a saying where I come from. "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. " Don't worry about a thing. Just concentrate on spelling my name right on the ballots.

Signed,
Who am I kidding Litster
 
Dear litster,

You are def freakin' awesome.
Dont forget that!

Love, MsLead
 
Dear Sleeves,

I think I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.
Or I don’t want to.

Don’t catch me.

Sincerely,
Um, the girl you should all vote for for the best Av! 😇
 
Dear Litster,

You promised we’d be forever friends...so, where you in the fuck are you?

Sick of lying fucktards
 
Dear part of my family Litsters,

Sorry you got brought up in another rant...and called fake Daddy Doms! Okay, not really. I thought it was hilarious that someone would think that of you. Maybe I'm only allowed to have Dommy friends, you know. I might have to clear it with the Lit po po. I'll have to ponder this. (No, I won't.)

Signed,
You don't have to kiss my ass and stroke my ego to be my friend,
~bfg~
 
Dear Brown-Eyed Girl Litster,

The Box is locked and secreted away for good.

The Key vanquished to the depths. And I can't swim for crap...but that's okay.

Some treasures are worth more than gold.

Signed,
Won't Be Hiring a Locksmith Litster.
 
Dear Hurting Litster,

There's nothing in the world that I would love better right now than to make everything OK for you. Tell me when and where - I'll be there.

Love, me
 
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