Dear Litster, once more

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Dear any Litsters who may have once taken a course in 20th Century poetry,

Yeah, I know--I was totally doing a bad impression of Galway Kinnell. Now please go and buy a copy of When One Has Lived a Long Time Alone. (There's some juicy bits in there.)

Repentantly,

Ethically Challenged English Major

 

[TTawhere]

Dear breakfast Litster,

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and should not be skipped. A filling breakfast is very important.

Sincerely,

USDA Triangle Pirate

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear man with the wonderful shoulders,
if you have to move, why can't it be closer to me?!

*Sigh*

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Dear me,

Bring on the snowpocalypse. I'll bring the blankets, you bring you and the rest of the world can fade away.

Always,
Jack Frost's Biggest Fan

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

I have a grilled cheese sandwich in the frying pan and FM in my ear. Makes me think of you!

Pulling myself together and having a little fun Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Writer,

I think you accomplished what you set out to do.

You did it very well, if I may add.

Yours,
Squirming Litster

 

[LikeableMe]

Dear Well Wishers,

Just wanted to say thank you to the few who know I haven’t been well, and have sent love and well wishes via PM. It’s appreciated more than anyone can know.

The humour and smiles are really keeping me going. Apparently laughter is the best medicine!

Thankful Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear you,

It was my pleasure. Now it is yours.

Me

 

[parker77]

dear XFit boasting Litster,

if you’re going to post the workout, it’s proper etiquette to post an image of the resulting physique. don’t let me down.

yours,

expecting more of you Litster

 

[BadAmy]

Dear threadMistressLitster...
I bow humbly at your creative prowess...
Meow

https://media2.giphy.com/media/SKjTHluaRvLG/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a83dce9271046e86afca5e600af2f70f867b9f7ab&rid=giphy.gif
Xxxo

 

[hotoldrguy]

Dear Lit,

Take the spoon out of my hands.
Hide it.


Thanks,
BadFara

Dear Spoony,

OK drop the spoon, on your knees hands behind your head and.....

 

[85Ironman]

dear XFit boasting Litster,

if you’re going to post the workout, it’s proper etiquette to post an image of the resulting physique. don’t let me down.

yours,

expecting more of you Litster

Sorry about that. Here you go.

https://www.***********/s/51hhw8gl80bdkae/tumblr_msoj2sGlQg1ry4q0lo1_400.gif?dl=0

Unless you were referring to Corbal. Then I've got nothing.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

Dear Spoony,

Stomping trolls is like using rat traps: messy but necessary. I prefer pitchforks for that myself.

Signed,
No Apologies Litster.

 

[parker77]

Sorry about that. Here you go.

https://www.***********/s/51hhw8gl80bdkae/tumblr_msoj2sGlQg1ry4q0lo1_400.gif?dl=0

Unless you were referring to Corbal. Then I've got nothing.

isn’t that C?

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Elephant-tamer Litster,

Sometimes there is no reason to worry about taming the elephant you see in the room. Check if it is an elephant. And, sometimes, even if it may look like an elephant, just snuggle it.

Sincerely,

Marlin Perkins Litster

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dear Litster who prefers to be called a Literotican,

Please don’t ever ask to lick my toes.

Sincerely,
Giddy Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear On-Top-of-the-World Litster,

The company was very good.

Smiling Litster

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Morning Message Litster,

What a lovely thought.

Sincerely,
Might stay in bed for that Litster

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Dear On a Break Litster who will probably never see this,

Everyone should be able to cuddle up with their dog in bed. It’s one of life’s great joys.

Signed,
Dog Lovin Litster

 

[TTawhere]

Dear dessert Litster,

Not all Oreos are cookies. Just sayin’.

Sincerely,

Jolly Roger Baking Co.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Sweet (and slightly naughty) Litster,

Two smiles on my face today. What more could a girl ask for?

Yours,

You know what I like Litster

 

[MsLead]

Dear respectful litster(s),

Much appreciated- you!

Love, MsLead

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Gretel Litster,

Just making sure the breadcrumbs lead home.

Leave Hansel in the woods. Don't need a threesome.

Pirate Baking Company, Ltd.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear self proclaimed Old Perv,

I hope you're doing well and I miss bullshitting with you; you sling it with such style.

Rump Roast



Dear My Girl,

It makes my heart skip a few beats to know that you're so happy- you deserve it!

With love,
Your Girl



Dear Professor Manfur,

Has the countdown to summer vacation started yet?

Country Bumpkin




Dear Sexy in Everything, even a brown paper bag,

Your positivity is infectious; you're a touch too open sometimes and it makes me giggle- keep on being unique and wonderful you.

With hugs,
Jogs with Caution of Bouncing Boulders

 

[TTawhere]

Dear Pretzel Litster,

Hope you're feeling better.

Fellow BotS Litster.