Dear Litster, once more

[Bry1313]

I mean there’s a lot I’d do for cake

But what would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[XShadynzX]

Dear Litster
Lit would be a better place without you in it
Love
You know who

 

[Photog1rl]

Dear Litster
Lit would be a better place without you in it
Love
You know who

Ooooh mystery.
you tell them shady!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Dear Litster
Lit would be a better place without you in it
Love
You know who

I’m sorry, I’ll go now.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I’m sorry, I’ll go now.

I was joking

 

[XShadynzX]

I’m sorry, I’ll go now.

Dear Litster
Oh no . Not you

 

[Indie]

Dear Litsters (the two above me)

Please share you bday pics.

Signed,

I’ll bring cake

I'll pass on the cake this time. Thx.

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Dear Personals Posting (Mostly Male) Litsters:

If you are going to go through the effort of posting a personal ad, actually put in effort. It's hilarious that men here, a majority of the population, half-ass their ads and then cry when there is no response. I am definitely looking at you, BDSM section.

You want a sweet, loving submissive woman? Great. But what do you have to offer her? What are you bringing to the table? Talking about your measurements ain't gonna cut it.

It's important to note that this is a text-based forum, so the better grasp of language you have, the better you are going to be able to attract responses. You are not entitled to anyone's time, here or in dating in general. If women have a chance to peruse pages of Domly adverts, what makes you stand out above the others? Think about it.

Also? Lit is not the type of site where you mention how you want your submissive to be a second mother to your current kids, and how you expect her to pop out more for you. Don't do that on a dating site either. It's gross.

I could rant more, but my main takeaway is this: If you want a hot, Bettie Page lookalike who also likes domestic duties, like...be someone worthy of that wonderful person. Be someone who has redeeming qualities. Don't just take, take, take. Dayum.

From my TED Talk to your eyeballs,

Bemused Reader

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Dearest Litster,

From the bottom of my black, black heart, I can only express with my prurient pen one sentiment: fuck you very much.

Most ardently,

DR

 

[MiaBabe23]

Dear Litser,
When the sun rises, I wish I was waking you with a soft kiss on your lips, a fingertip trailing down your spine, down to your hip, listening to your dreams
And when the sun sets, I wish I was holding you close, kissing your nape, listening to your day
And as the moon rises, I wish I was spooning you close, before mounting you, listening to your needs

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear former lonely litster

You see? I was right. You were worth the effort. And now you're happy and settled.

And you didn't need or want the reassurance from me. Or my friendship. You made that abundantly clear. I'm sad you gave up on trying to be my friend. I didnt ever think I was that difficult. But.

I'm glad you found your person.

Letting it go litster.

 

[Apisto42]

Dear Litster,

Flattery will get you everywhere.


Just sayin.

No it won’t.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No it won’t.

Dear No it won’t,


Did I tell you lately how funny and attractive and interesting you are?


Just sayin

 

[Apisto42]

Dear No it won’t,


Did I tell you lately how funny and attractive and interesting you are?


Just sayin

I thought you wanted to keep our PM discussion on the down low and here you are spreading it around!

And you’re typing “just sayin” incorrectly. It’s “Jus’ say’n”.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Personals Posting (Mostly Male) Litsters:

If you are going to go through the effort of posting a personal ad, actually put in effort. It's hilarious that men here, a majority of the population, half-ass their ads and then cry when there is no response. I am definitely looking at you, BDSM section.

You want a sweet, loving submissive woman? Great. But what do you have to offer her? What are you bringing to the table? Talking about your measurements ain't gonna cut it.

It's important to note that this is a text-based forum, so the better grasp of language you have, the better you are going to be able to attract responses. You are not entitled to anyone's time, here or in dating in general. If women have a chance to peruse pages of Domly adverts, what makes you stand out above the others? Think about it.

Also? Lit is not the type of site where you mention how you want your submissive to be a second mother to your current kids, and how you expect her to pop out more for you. Don't do that on a dating site either. It's gross.

I could rant more, but my main takeaway is this: If you want a hot, Bettie Page lookalike who also likes domestic duties, like...be someone worthy of that wonderful person. Be someone who has redeeming qualities. Don't just take, take, take. Dayum.

From my TED Talk to your eyeballs,

Bemused Reader

Dear Bemused,

Wanna get a choco shake and a side of spankings?

Signed,

Bemusing the bemused

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Bemused,

Wanna get a choco shake and a side of spankings?

Signed,

Bemusing the bemused

Dear Bemusing-

You had me at chocolate shake.
If I shake my booty enough can I get a full serving of a spanking?

Signed,
No side serving for me

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Bemusing-

You had me at chocolate shake.
If I shake my booty enough can I get a full serving of a spanking?

Signed,
No side serving for me

Dear no side,

You trying to tempt me into having a good time? When on Lit, time to do Lit stuff. Go to my dungeon.

Signed,

Dungeon master Litster

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster,

I miss my friend. You think staying quiet is making it easier for me. I appreciate that, but you are wrong.

With love,
Needs Friends now more than ever

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Dear Litster(s),

1. I can't look at your thread without feeling sad. I fucked up, a lot. A mind darkened with depression will do that. I will try not to look at it anymore, and will hopefully forget you.

2. You took your time about telling me your status. Why wait months and lead me on? Why make me hope when you could not remotely give me what I need?

Sometimes this site is just a series of painful longings and empty promises. I give the fuck up.

Never yours,

Sad and Alone

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Litster(s),

I’m so grateful for your friendship … you have been my friendly ear, my sounding board, my stand up comedian and are always there when I need you. You have become more than just a friend I met on the internet … and I wish that we lived closer so we could actually hang out in person. I wish everyone had the kind of super and true friendship that you provide.

When I say “you” I mean the multiple “you’s” that I talk to on the daily.

Thank all you you’s


Sincerely,
Spreading Love not Hate

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Litster from many moons ago, oh how we loved this thread

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Litster,
We don't interact often and this is coming completely out of left field, but I have this overwhelming urge to straddle your lap and grind against you till you become tongue tied and end up cursing. Like I said, so random, so out of the norm. So I shan't tell you. Nope, not a soul, I'll keep it to myself.
Signed,
Forgetful Me

 

[positiveflirt]

Dear Litster
How's it going?
Write me back,
Me.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,
If I offended you, I'm okay with that.

Since childhood, I've always been the rebel. Everyone liked Fords, so I like Chevy/GMC. Everyone in Georgia loves the Dawgs...I became an Alabama fan. I couldn't stand Dale Earnhardt or Jeff Gordon.

In other words, I'm not like everyone else and I'm not going to follow the majority. I'll make up my own mind and go my own way.

Trying to force me to be on your side might just backfire. I refuse to be manipulated like that.

Sincerely,
Like Dorie I'll keep swimming

 

[Grant55]

Dear Litster Dorie,

Chevey's and GMC's are America's car.

You go!

Let's have a moment of silence for John DeLorean


He created the GTO.

Sincerely,

A Chevette fan