Dear Litster, once more

Dear Lister,

I know every now and again we can get the case of the Mondays. The weekend has come and gone, and we are just counting down the days until we get Monday again. Thankfully, there are some awesome people here who will help count down the week with you. If you haven't explored yet, and depending on what you were into, might I suggest:
Mons Monday
Titty Tuesday
Wet Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
And then it is Friday, so then it's the weekend, and we can all be happy 😁

Sincerely,
A fellow Lester (or you could just read my name at the top of this, but it's kind of cool to sign off.)
Dear Litster named Lester(!?),

Have you forgotten Full Frontal Friday? Please show @Mr_bogey your cock for an invitation. Or just ask for the link or search it yourself, I guess, but where’s the fun in that?

Sincerely,
Weekend Wanton
 
Dear Litster
You have been on my mind this morning. I've been thinking how glad I am to have 'met' you. You are one of my dearest friends here on Lit and have stuck by me throughout all my ups and downs.
Always truthful and honest with me and I love you for that!
Your friendship means the world to me and I always smile when I see your face in a pic. An email from you brightens my day ( love hearing about the naughty things you get up to🤭😉)

Always your loving Miss Tress
S xx
 
Dear Estranged Litster

It's been hard seeing your AV pop up everywhere except my inbox.

I genuinely hope you are okay and are working through the things that trouble you.

I'm not sure now I actually want to hear from you. I thought we were better friends than this.

I'll give you the benefit of doubt for another week and I hope you get in touch - even if it's to say goodbye - but then I'll have to put you on iggy because this just sucks so much

Sad & Confused Litster

Dear Sad & Confused Litster,

You are a wonderful person and a steadfast friend. You deserve to be treated better than this. 🫂🌷🩷

I will never understand people Litster
 
Dear Litster,

Two years later, after you ghosted me, I still occasionally pine for you. Especially during hard times, when I am lonely, like now. You were, I thought for a time, the kindest man I'd ever met, and you helped me through some difficult trauma. My life collapsed after you vanished, and I haven't been the same since (though I can't blame you for all of it--I've had a black curse on me since 2020).

I've spent the past two years trying to heal. You had vanished and there was no way to contact you. You never said goodbye.

Today, I had been using the forums again, after a long hiatus. You--a person who only frequented the chat--suddenly showed up and started posting. My heart fell out of my chest, what was left of it. I once offered its black, smoldering wreckage to you. I don't know how to feel.

I am bereft. I want to let go, but I am grasping to the ghost of a memory, fleeing from my fingers in wisps of nothing, nothing. I wish it hadn't ended like that, but you never gave me a chance to say goodbye.

Painfully,

Rejected and Dejected
 
Dear Litster,

Two years later, after you ghosted me, I still occasionally pine for you. Especially during hard times, when I am lonely, like now. You were, I thought for a time, the kindest man I'd ever met, and you helped me through some difficult trauma. My life collapsed after you vanished, and I haven't been the same since (though I can't blame you for all of it--I've had a black curse on me since 2020).

I've spent the past two years trying to heal. You had vanished and there was no way to contact you. You never said goodbye.

Today, I had been using the forums again, after a long hiatus. You--a person who only frequented the chat--suddenly showed up and started posting. My heart fell out of my chest, what was left of it. I once offered its black, smoldering wreckage to you. I don't know how to feel.

I am bereft. I want to let go, but I am grasping to the ghost of a memory, fleeing from my fingers in wisps of nothing, nothing. I wish it hadn't ended like that, but you never gave me a chance to say goodbye.

Painfully,

Rejected and Dejected
🫂🫂
 
Thank you very much. I was not expecting it at all. I'd been thinking about him a lot lately. :(

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Ah I feel for you so much
If what I’ve seen and heard about various relationships like yours is anything to go on, he probably cared about you far more than his behavior suggests
I’ve heard various reasons why people might ghost like that. Perhaps he couldn’t bear to say goodbye
But it’s cruel, and tells you this was about him, not you. Be strong, you deserve happiness
 
Dear Litster,

Two years later, after you ghosted me, I still occasionally pine for you. Especially during hard times, when I am lonely, like now. You were, I thought for a time, the kindest man I'd ever met, and you helped me through some difficult trauma. My life collapsed after you vanished, and I haven't been the same since (though I can't blame you for all of it--I've had a black curse on me since 2020).

I've spent the past two years trying to heal. You had vanished and there was no way to contact you. You never said goodbye.

Today, I had been using the forums again, after a long hiatus. You--a person who only frequented the chat--suddenly showed up and started posting. My heart fell out of my chest, what was left of it. I once offered its black, smoldering wreckage to you. I don't know how to feel.

I am bereft. I want to let go, but I am grasping to the ghost of a memory, fleeing from my fingers in wisps of nothing, nothing. I wish it hadn't ended like that, but you never gave me a chance to say goodbye.

Painfully,

Rejected and Dejected
I know it’s hard, and it’s going to be. But you also have shown bravery in your willingness to come back. And I for one am glad you did and am glad to have had our short chats so far.
Time is the great healer, but friends and family are important too.
Stay strong,🫂
 
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Ah I feel for you so much
If what I’ve seen and heard about various relationships like yours is anything to go on, he probably cared about you far more than his behavior suggests
I’ve heard various reasons why people might ghost like that. Perhaps he couldn’t bear to say goodbye
But it’s cruel, and tells you this was about him, not you. Be strong, you deserve happiness
Thank you so very much. I do feel it was my fault, as I got skittish and asked to end it, out of fear. We spoke some more, and he told me he'd always be there for me. Then, when I hit the most physically debilitating depression from the fallout, I tried to contact him, and he had vanished. A year later, he spoke with me for a bit, but pretended nothing had happened. I haven't heard from him since. To observe him yesterday was icing on a terrible cake.

I sincerely appreciate your kind words. I wish I had gotten over it.
 
I know it’s hard, and it’s going to be. But you also have shown bravery in your willingness to come back. And I for one am glad you did and am glad to have had our short chats so far.
Time is the great healer, but friends and family are important too.
Stay strong,🫂
Thank you. I appreciate it. That is very kind of you.
 
Thank you so very much. I do feel it was my fault, as I got skittish and asked to end it, out of fear. We spoke some more, and he told me he'd always be there for me. Then, when I hit the most physically debilitating depression from the fallout, I tried to contact him, and he had vanished. A year later, he spoke with me for a bit, but pretended nothing had happened. I haven't heard from him since. To observe him yesterday was icing on a terrible cake.

I sincerely appreciate your kind words. I wish I had gotten over it.
Oh that’s even sadder. I’m so sorry you’ve been through that; and guess can understand his response a bit more then - perhaps he had to do healing so then let you down when you needed him
Communication is so important
Either way, that’s really tough for you to have been through
Good for you for being strong enough to be here, to share even with the really difficult feelings and situation. I hope you find a happy route through it
 
Oh that’s even sadder. I’m so sorry you’ve been through that; and guess can understand his response a bit more then - perhaps he had to do healing so then let you down when you needed him
Communication is so important
Either way, that’s really tough for you to have been through
Good for you for being strong enough to be here, to share even with the really difficult feelings and situation. I hope you find a happy route through it
Thank you, sincerely. :)
 
Dear fuckfest Litster

We all know you needed your vag serviced and are so very happy that his cock is getting deep in your pit (did you like my aviation reference there?). However, how can you jet off and leave the WoTW in such incapable hands? Your current PoJ is showing very little commitment, popping up and there (when her lazy arse can be bothered) and it is very clear that she isn’t wanking when absent from the thread.

The “usual” crowd of wankers are running amok and giving nominations for very dubious wanking efforts. It is almost at a point where somebody is going to be nominated for having a big toe FFS (and not for wanking with it either).

There is plenty of jizz (I don’t really like that word) flying around. Nobody knows whose it is or where it is going to land (that probably rules out most of the over 60s). There are that many cum trails, it looks like a bowl of plain cooked spaghetti has been dumped. All the certificates are going to be totally ruined and I think that is the intention of the PoJ. Still pissed that they didn’t get one. In spite of this, the wanking is well below the usual standard. I am refusing to wank until you are back at the top of the leadership ladder. Bring the Sausage with you because this is going to be one hell of a clean up.


On the plus side, it looks like @Bry1313 might finally lose the title of the worst PoJ and @crazychemgirl can add it to her list of honours 😁

Yours

Avoiding the flying jizz Litster
 
Dear fuckfest Litster

We all know you needed your vag serviced and are so very happy that his cock is getting deep in your pit (did you like my aviation reference there?). However, how can you jet off and leave the WoTW in such incapable hands? Your current PoJ is showing very little commitment, popping up and there (when her lazy arse can be bothered) and it is very clear that she isn’t wanking when absent from the thread.

The “usual” crowd of wankers are running amok and giving nominations for very dubious wanking efforts. It is almost at a point where somebody is going to be nominated for having a big toe FFS (and not for wanking with it either).

There is plenty of jizz (I don’t really like that word) flying around. Nobody knows whose it is or where it is going to land (that probably rules out most of the over 60s). There are that many cum trails, it looks like a bowl of plain cooked spaghetti has been dumped. All the certificates are going to be totally ruined and I think that is the intention of the PoJ. Still pissed that they didn’t get one. In spite of this, the wanking is well below the usual standard. I am refusing to wank until you are back at the top of the leadership ladder. Bring the Sausage with you because this is going to be one hell of a clean up.


On the plus side, it looks like @Bry1313 might finally lose the title of the worst PoJ and @crazychemgirl can add it to her list of honours 😁

Yours

Avoiding the flying jizz Litster
Dear Avoiding Litster,

Your "ramble on" was both entertaining and seemed to me to be a cry for help. Your consistent and constant references to wanking and jizz point to a deep-seated need for wanking and jizz. I fear you have opened the doors to a deluge in your inbox at the very least. Best of luck in the management of your opportunity.

Sincerely,

Analyzing Litster
 
Dear Avoiding Litster,

Your "ramble on" was both entertaining and seemed to me to be a cry for help. Your consistent and constant references to wanking and jizz point to a deep-seated need for wanking and jizz. I fear you have opened the doors to a deluge in your inbox at the very least. Best of luck in the management of your opportunity.

Sincerely,

Analyzing Litster
Dear Anal-yser Litster

There will be no “deep-seating” in any of the wankers’ jizz. My flood gates are closed and the inbox door has been firmly bolted.

Kindest regards

Not crying out for fear of getting a gob full of jizz Litster
 
Dear Anal-yser Litster

There will be no “deep-seating” in any of the wankers’ jizz. My flood gates are closed and the inbox door has been firmly bolted.

Kindest regards

Not crying out for fear of getting a gob full of jizz Litster
Dear Not,

I see you are playing hard to get now. What is a wanker to do with such mixed messages? Dear Lit and the forums in general are rife with such hard to interpret communications. I well appreciate your addition to the general state.


Sadly,

Wanking alone in a sock
 
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