Dear Santa...

[sch00lteacher]

I have been a good boy all year long.

This year I would be really happy if you were to bring me the following items:

A digital camera.
A new computer.
A big screen digital TV.
Warm fuzzy slippers.

Thanks Santa!

Schoolteacher

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

all I want for christmas is a healthy baby... and to have lots of drugs during delivery...

Oh one more thing can I have my figure back too...


Thanks
NSW

 

[JennyOmanHill]

This Christmas I would like:

to spend the holidays with my sweetheart, Oman;

a good, wonderful, fantastic new job (making lots of money!);
and

Peace on Earth.

 

[SweetCherry]

Dear Santa,

Could you please bring me Draco for Christmas? That's all I want. Just Draco. Nothing else could compare to him.

Thank you!
Love,
Cherry

 

[scylis]

i want some cigarettes.

Santa: will you shoot me if i get close enough to give them to you?

yes.














i love my headbones....

 

[Guest]

Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year......please may I ask for just one thing?

WORLD PEACE


(Sorry about that - I was watching "Miss Congeniality" last night)

LOL!

 

[plasticman33]

Dear Santa........

I've tried to be good, all I ask for is *bratcat* in my stocking! She'd fill it up, just the way I like it!

 

[juicylips]

I have been very, very good...

but I am not asking for much:

A years supply of fat free, no calorie chocolate that tastes absolutely heavenly.

Bubble bath...the kind that smells like peaches and cream and makes tons of bubbles.

New satin nightshirt. Strawberry red.

Gift set of Intuition..lotion, powder, perfume


Last but not least...

Someone who will take a bath with me, eat chocolate, give me a massage with my Intuition and help me into my nightshirt

Cassidy

 

[plasticman33]

Juicylips?

Can I volunteer?

 

[Cheyenne]

Broken record...

A working search function on key words at Lit.

 

[MunchinMark]

No point me asking. I haven't been good at all.

But I've had fun doing it

 

[JennyOmanHill]

but I am not asking for much:

Last but not least...

Someone who will take a bath with me, eat chocolate, give me a massage with my Intuition and help me into my nightshirt

Cassidy

Shouldn't that be helping you "out" of your nightshirt?

 

[juicylips]

Shouldn't that be helping you "out" of your nightshirt?

Yes, you are right. But I like to be dressed first, then have him take it off..button..by..button....

Cassidy

 

[Scabbers]

Buttons

I'll undo 'em anyway you like, but I'm not willin' to get shoved down your chimney.

Wait a sec., now I've written it, sounds kinda kinky.

 

[juicylips]

Re: Buttons

I'll undo 'em anyway you like, but I'm not willin' to get shoved down your chimney.

Wait a sec., now I've written it, sounds kinda kinky.

Kinda kinky???
I think you meant shoved UP my chimney

Cassidy,
still laughing.......

 

[lovetoread]

Dear Santa,

I would like a tiger stuffed in my stocking, my kids to never fight again, world peace,no more hunger,and if there is time I really really would like a shopping spree at BooksAMillion.

~lovetoread

 

[PeterBilt]

Oh one more thing can I have my figure back too...


Thanks
NSW

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six
again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they
went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the
park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear - everything
there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and
her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband
ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned
over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"
One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

 

[TigerClaw]

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[Phoenyx]

I want Peice, Love, to win the lottery and travell.

 

[MissTaken]

Dear Santa,

The only times that I have not been good, I have been incredible. So, for Christmas, I would like....

*Himself at my doorstep
*a new pair of handcuffs
*an automatic car starter since He won't do it for me!

Seriously,
I got everything I wanted throughout the year and wouldn't ask for one thing more.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Dear Santa

You can keep all of my presents if you will just make everyone here at Lit happy for the holidays. So many of my friends seem down right now. December is a time to be happy.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Re: Dear Santa

You can keep all of my presents if you will just make everyone here at Lit happy for the holidays. So many of my friends seem down right now. December is a time to be happy.

That's very generous and sweet of you, schoolteacher.

Hope we all get what we want this Xmas!

 

[TigerClaw]

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[celiaKitten]

Dear Santa,

I want the snow to stop, and/or the roads to be clear this week so I can safely go visiting to BR.

I wish for gas and cigarettes.

Simple things: no snow, safe roads, gas and smokes.

Not too much to ask, is it?

 

[lovetoread]

Re: Ok, This thread has to be bumped for Christmas!

I wish for my Honey to be here to spend Christmas Eve and Christmas Day with me!

I wish that too,darlin.