Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

Dear, Sprinkles,,,,,can you bend over for me?

Why, YES ~ I can

 

[Nightbird]

You and a bunch of other guys.

Dear, Sprinkles,,,,,can you bend over for me?

 

[Sprinkles22]

You and a bunch of other guys.

Grow up!

Nightbird, you're not threatening me nor scaring me. Your antics are comical, altho a bit frustrating. Do you wish to defame my character? Would that make you feel better, make you feel more manly???

Please ... go ahead ... right here and now, in My thread ... tell the Lit world what you think of me!

*grabs a seat and a bucket of popcorn to watch the show*

 

[Nightbird]

Can I have some popcorn too please? No butter on mine though.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Can I have some popcorn too please? No butter on mine though.

No butter ... just arsenic.

 

[Nightbird]

Mmmm Tastey..

Tastes just like chocolate Sprinkles.. Pure poison.

No butter ... just arsenic.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Mmmm Tastey..

Tastes just like chocolate Sprinkles.. Pure poison.

Obviously you love the Sprinkles ... keep coming back for more and won't stay away.

Can we say "obsessed"???

 

[Nightbird]

Mmm Sprinkles and Ice Cream are yummy.

 

[Sprinkles22]

That's the only way you're going to get them.

 

[Nightbird]

Pish Posh, there you go again being shy.

That's the only way you're going to get them.

 

[cc'skittykat]

Dear Sprinkles,

Dear Sprinkles,

I am in love....

Want to share all the details with my best online friend....but she never emails me anymore.

I need her advice on the crazy mess that I am in...

What should I do?

signed,
Mixed up in Iraq

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

I am in love....

Want to share all the details with my best online friend....but she never emails me anymore.

I need her advice on the crazy mess that I am in...

What should I do?

signed,
Mixed up in Iraq

Dear Mixed up in Iraq,

"Dear Sprinkles" has been unavailable recently, but has it on first hand (on her ass) knowledge that your online BF has been incased in the loving arms of her Master for the past week. She has NOT forgotten of you, Sweetheart, and you and she have LOTS, LOTS, LOTS to discuss

I am so happy to hear you are in love ... if any woman deserves that happiness it is YOU, Dearest.

Your BF loves you VERY much .. and can't wait to chat again. From what "Dear Sprinkles" knows, she'll be home Sunday night.

p.s.... can you believe that your BF has chosen a Yankee for a Master? OMG, WHAT is the world coming to??

 

[Sprinkles22]

Sprinkles advise for Monday, the 19th of June, 2006 ~

Don't judge people's motives or thoughts by short phrases or sentences posted on a fucking porn board ... are we not all here to have fun and play???

If you don't think you'll like what you see ... then simply DON'T read the threads! D'uh!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

I am horny .... please help.​

 

[ms_pilot_cbm]

Swinging Question

Dear Sprinkles,
Can a foursome who didn't quite work because of jealously issues ever manage to stay friends?

Yours Truly,
Lonesome Flyboy

 

[Nightbird]

Oh ya, like THATS not an Alt..

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
Can a foursome who didn't quite work because of jealously issues ever manage to stay friends?

Yours Truly,
Lonesome Flyboy

Dear Lonesome Flyboy,

People who are unable to remain friends are nothing more than spoiled children. But, my best advice is that it's up to the male parties involved to speak one on one and not have the girls running interference ... the only way to clear the air is to be honest and upfront.

The last thing I would lose a friendship over is sex ... no matter how good it was

 

[Sprinkles22]

Oh ya, like THATS not an Alt..

Dear Nightbird:

You hate me .. I think everyone has gotten that idea ... it's no big surprise to anyone. Now, do us all a favor and leave me the fuck alone. I do not stalk you or comment directly to your postings. Stop stalking my posts all over the bulletin board. It's childish!

You want people to know what happened between us? OK .. I'll tell them:

We had a LIT lover's fling OMG, I'm sure people are shocked because that never happens around here. It didn't work (OMG, another shock) ... we drifted apart. I have a real life to focus on, a husband and family. NB has issues with that and obviously getting over me and letting me go has been difficult.

Poor NB, you've made yourself look incredibly immature and love struck. Am I a lying bitch slut? I dunno .. you seem to be the only one who thinks that *shrug*, but I can promise, you are NOT going to sway anyone else's opinion on that matter.

So ... do you feel vindicated now? I've publically posted that you think I'm a horrible person. Now, please ... grow the fuck up and find someone else to obsess over.

 

[Jail]

I am horny .... please help.​

*helps*

 

[Sprinkles22]

*helps*

*lights an after sex cigarette* Damn, that was good

 

[Jail]

*lights an after sex cigarette* Damn, that was good

*watches you smoke, cuz I quit*

MMMMmm it always is with you, babes


((((((((((((((((((Sprinklies))))))))))))))))))

 

[Sprinkles22]

*watches you smoke, cuz I quit*

MMMMmm it always is with you, babes


((((((((((((((((((Sprinklies))))))))))))))))))

You quit???? YAY!!!!!

((((((((((Heiffer)))))))))))), I am SO proud of you

 

[Jail]

You quit???? YAY!!!!!

((((((((((Heiffer)))))))))))), I am SO proud of you

Yup, I quit on Friday.

Thank you (((((((((((((((Bitch))))))))))))))))

 

[Sprinkles22]

Yup, I quit on Friday.

Thank you (((((((((((((((Bitch))))))))))))))))

It's a habit I never took up, thank God ... but my sympathies to anyone who has tried to quit smoking. It would be like me giving up my Cokes ... which just isn't going to happen in this lifetime!

 

[Jail]

It's a habit I never took up, thank God ... but my sympathies to anyone who has tried to quit smoking. It would be like me giving up my Cokes ... which just isn't going to happen in this lifetime!

I did quit before, but broke a promise to someone when I started up again. Sometimes I think that I shoulda just said "no" that day, and stayed quit. Oh well, I'm trying again.