Dear Sprinkles ....

[skme]

I think it was more like you rolling your eyes and thinking to yourself "Man, these people are freaks!!!"

Whatever! I kept an open mind while i was there!Nothing really bothered me cept the guy getting his ass whooped until it was bleeding.....I really dont see anything sexual about that....but thats just my opinon!Other than that it was very interesting!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Whatever! I kept an open mind while i was there!Nothing really bothered me cept the guy getting his ass whooped until it was bleeding.....I really dont see anything sexual about that....but thats just my opinon!Other than that it was very interesting!

Hey, I agree with you about that scene. I didn't see anything sexual or stimulating about it either. That went beyond my personal tastes. However, the couple seemed to be enjoying themselves ... so that's what is most important. It was consensual ... at least to them.

Now ... there was other stuff that was just .... Me liked it!

 

[skme]

Cuffing you and bumping your sexy ass back to the top!!!!

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles,
I really want this guy to notice me what do you suggest I do???
signed,
always the bridesmaid

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
I really want this guy to notice me what do you suggest I do???
signed,
always the bridesmaid

Dear Bridesmaid,

Normally I would say to attract his attention you could ignore him ... but, LOL, I don't think that would work in this case.

Perhaps you should jump out there and announce yourself ... saying, "Hey ... I'm the Bridesmaid, and I'm everything they say I am ... and more!

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Sprinkles,
Long time no see so SSSSSSSPPPPPRINKLLLLLES!!!
No advice questions cause sometimes
asking advice can get you into trouble!!
See what happened to this guy!!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and All.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so Excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

 

[skme]

Dear Sprinkles,
Long time no see so SSSSSSSPPPPPRINKLLLLLES!!!
No advice questions cause sometimes
asking advice can get you into trouble!!
See what happened to this guy!!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and All.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so Excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Thats funny!

 

[DLL]

Dear Bridesmaid,

Normally I would say to attract his attention you could ignore him ... but, LOL, I don't think that would work in this case.

Perhaps you should jump out there and announce yourself ... saying, "Hey ... I'm the Bridesmaid, and I'm everything they say I am ... and more!

good advice as always..on second thought i changed my mind about the guy...lol

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
Long time no see so SSSSSSSPPPPPRINKLLLLLES!!!
No advice questions cause sometimes
asking advice can get you into trouble!!
See what happened to this guy!!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and All.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so Excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

((((((((((OMan)))))))))))))

As always, your humor is of ROFL standards

Thanx for sharing!

 

[Sprinkles22]

good advice as always..on second thought i changed my mind about the guy...lol

Oh really? So you're going thru a *flavor of the day* phase right now?

Here today, gone tomorrow!

 

[DLL]

Oh really? So you're going thru a *flavor of the day* phase right now?

Here today, gone tomorrow!

what do you mean "today"

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles,
who do you think would make an ideal couple from lit??? any two come to your mind???

signed,
matchmaker

 

[au_man]

Happy Hump Day ​

((((((((((((((( Sprinkles ))))))))))))))))

Hope you didn't mind my teasing last night.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Sprinkles,
who do you think would make an ideal couple from lit??? any two come to your mind???

signed,
matchmaker

I want to know these also.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
who do you think would make an ideal couple from lit??? any two come to your mind???

signed,
matchmaker

Dear Matchmaker:

I can think of at least 2 people who make an ideal Lit couple

That would be Raven & Sprinkles

And SKME & Sprinkles make a GREAT married couple, but that happened long before Lit entered our lives

 

[Sprinkles22]

Happy Hump Day ​

((((((((((((((( Sprinkles ))))))))))))))))

Hope you didn't mind my teasing last night.

No problem Au ... as long as you didn't really feel left out

 

[ntsu]

Dear Sprinkles,

Always the "friend" never the lover and mostly if it's convenient. Should I just start saving for a hooker?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,

Always the "friend" never the lover and mostly if it's convenient. Should I just start saving for a hooker?

Dear ntsu:

Lovers can't be GREAT unless they first were friends Have faith, be patient .... the love of your life is out there somewhere.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Sprinkles:

Just curious. How have you been?

Curious.

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles,
what are the chances of being friends with an ex???
what if the sex was mind blowing???
what if they are extremely sexy??
what if i happen to be in the same town soon??

signed travelling alone

 

[au_man]

No problem Au ... as long as you didn't really feel left out

Not me sweetie.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles,
what are the chances of being friends with an ex???
what if the sex was mind blowing???
what if they are extremely sexy??
what if i happen to be in the same town soon??

signed travelling alone

Dear Traveling Alone:

If you can be friends with an ex then you are a much better woman than I Sprinkles can be a bit of a bitch when she's been thrust aside so my lasting friendships are rare.

On the other hand .... who says you have to be friends to have mindblowing sex??? Who cares if you get along with him ... just FUCK him

 

[DLL]

Dear Traveling Alone:

If you can be friends with an ex then you are a much better woman than I Sprinkles can be a bit of a bitch when she's been thrust aside so my lasting friendships are rare.

On the other hand .... who says you have to be friends to have mindblowing sex??? Who cares if you get along with him ... just FUCK him

good advice i just might DO just that!!!

 

[DLL]

Dear Sprinkles~~
What kind of men are better lovers?? older ones? or younger ones??

signed....

wondering

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Sprinkles~~
What kind of men are better lovers?? older ones? or younger ones??

signed....

wondering

AS AM I

pondering,,,,,,,