*smirks* You realize of course there is a water hazard, so you may want to have your ball retriever handyskme said:No you dont wear them so I cant concentrate on my play!!!!!just wait till i play your back nine!!!
Sprinkles22 said:Just in case anyone has forgotten the rules ... here they are
The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
and she says she doesn't like golfSprinkles22 said:Just in case anyone has forgotten the rules ... here they are
The Rules of Bedroom Golf:
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls.
2. Play on course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid damage to the hole.
6. Object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the owner is satisfied play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival. Experienced players will normally take time to admire the entire course, paying special attention to well formed mounds and bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset owners have been known to damage a players equipment for this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear, just in case.
10. Players should not assume that the course is in shape to play at all times. Players may be embarrassed if they find the course temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case.
11. Players should assume their match has been properly scheduled particularly when playing a new course for the 1st time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else is playing what they considered a private course.
12. The owner of the course is responsible for the pruning of any bushes, which may reduce the visibility of the hole.
13. Players are strongly advised to get the owners permission before attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged, however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace at the owners request.
15. It is considered an outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match.
It's the ONLY golf I'm gonna play ...Gypsybyrd said:
this is the exceptionJail said:and she says she doesn't like golf
I don't see the attraction to chasing a little white ball around a cow pasture full of holes all day long ... nope, I don't get itGypsybyrd said:
Sprinkles22 said:I don't see the attraction to chasing a little white ball around a cow pasture full of holes all day long ... nope, I don't get it
However, we have a good system in place .... he plays golf and I go to the mall and spend his money
It works very well for me .... someday I'll have to take you along and show you how smoothly it worksGypsybyrd said:
Sprinkles22 said:It works very well for me .... someday I'll have to take you along and show you how smoothly it works
LOL .... that is exactly where the $$$ gets spent .....Alt said:
At last .... someone who truely understands meAlt said:...my fetish!
Money well spent!
It goes for a few hours at a time ... then goes away. Guess that's better than no sleep at allSheraQueen said:
*gasp of surprise*Gypsybyrd said:I'm always up for learning new things ...
*giggles* Did I mention I also have a nice *toy* collection?Alt said:Don't mind me, I'm just thinking of her time spent not sleeping.
But they don't kiss .... and I have this thing about kissingAlt said:
