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Dear Sprinkles,
I thought you might enjoy this email I recieved,
FG
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they are younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Jeff. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Susie.
Since I retired several years ago, it has became necessary for Susie to get a
full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for
the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home
from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest
for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so
eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit
that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three
days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try
not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,
cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as
long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Susie. I'm not
saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it
difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of
your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was
well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Sincerely, Jeff
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Jeff died suddenly on March 1 of a perforated rectum. The police report says
he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf
club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a
sledge hammer laying nearby.
His wife Susie was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took
only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jeff somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
I thought you might enjoy this email I recieved,
FG
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they are younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
My name is Jeff. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Susie.
Since I retired several years ago, it has became necessary for Susie to get a
full-time job along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for
the health benefits that we needed.
Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her
age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home
from work.
Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest
for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her.
Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner
on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so
eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit
that door.
She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not
unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do
what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that
they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does
seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed.
Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example she will say
that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during
her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile
and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three
days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that
missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know
what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She
had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try
not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice, big,
cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as
long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me too.
I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Susie. I'm not
saying that showing this much consideration is easy. Many men will find it
difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of
your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was
well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
Sincerely, Jeff
EDITOR'S NOTE:
Jeff died suddenly on March 1 of a perforated rectum. The police report says
he was found with a Calloway extra long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf
club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing and a
sledge hammer laying nearby.
His wife Susie was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took
only 15 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defense that Jeff somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
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It's making me cum, and cum, and cummmmmmm so moreskme said:Dear Sprinkles......Just wondering how your creative flogger making is coming along!!!!!
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Ya know, I was part of that Jury.Floridaguy692 said:Dear Sprinkles,
I thought you might enjoy this email I recieved,
FG
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they are younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
...........
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Hope skme reads the post.Sprinkles22 said:Ya know, I was part of that Jury.
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Oh, he did!Floridaguy692 said:Hope skme reads the post.
In fact, I think it might have encouraged him to stay OFF the golf course this weekend
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Gypsybyrd said:Nope. Haven't had the pleasure ...
Hi Tim ... nice to meet you!
Good to meet you too ... board tag!!! you're it!
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raven2 said:Hi Tim, nice to meet you.
Good to meet you too ... board tag!!! you're also it!
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hehehe ..... don't hold your breath for a reply .... the Raven has been so inconsistent latelydjjazzytim said:Good to meet you too ... board tag!!! you're it!
how's about I play "it" instead???
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Sprinkles22 said:hehehe ..... don't hold your breath for a reply .... the Raven has been so inconsistent lately
how's about I play "it" instead???
depends on where you want me to tag you, name your pleasure
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OK .... I have to say something funny here ..... Tim, I know you'll understand it .....
Hubby has been wanting to change his Lit name to something that people can understand or at least pronounce (skme confuses everyone). After the snarky post made the other day by someone, hubby figured he'd change his name to *BirdKiller*.
Hehehehe, cute idea until it became even funnier when he realized it would probably scare the crap out of everyone else who regularly posts on my thread ..... Raven and Gypsybyrd
He decided for the sake of my friends' peaceful sleeping that he'd find a different name ....
Hubby has been wanting to change his Lit name to something that people can understand or at least pronounce (skme confuses everyone). After the snarky post made the other day by someone, hubby figured he'd change his name to *BirdKiller*.
Hehehehe, cute idea until it became even funnier when he realized it would probably scare the crap out of everyone else who regularly posts on my thread ..... Raven and Gypsybyrd
He decided for the sake of my friends' peaceful sleeping that he'd find a different name ....
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as long as you're not putting a tag on my toe (indicating my next stop is the morgue) .... the pleasure is mine and the choice is yoursdjjazzytim said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
knowing you giving you a solid swat on your lovely bare ass is a good start as i'm sure you've done something to deserve it
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Sprinkles22 said:OK .... I have to say something funny here ..... Tim, I know you'll understand it .....
Hubby has been wanting to change his Lit name to something that people can understand or at least pronounce (skme confuses everyone). After the snarky post made the other day by someone, hubby figured he'd change his name to *BirdKiller*.
Hehehehe, cute idea until it became even funnier when he realized it would probably scare the crap out of everyone else who regularly posts on my thread ..... Raven and Gypsybyrd
He decided for the sake of my friends' peaceful sleeping that he'd find a different name ....
in the wise words of Dirty Harry, "a good man knows his limitations"
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*laughs wickedly* Who me????djjazzytim said:knowing you giving you a solid swat on your lovely bare ass is a good start as i'm sure you've done something to deserve it
c'mon Honey ... do it again!!!!!!
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did Dirty Harry have any suggestions for what a "hard man" knows????djjazzytim said:
Gypsybyrd
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Sprinkles22 said:OK .... I have to say something funny here ..... Tim, I know you'll understand it .....
Hubby has been wanting to change his Lit name to something that people can understand or at least pronounce (skme confuses everyone). After the snarky post made the other day by someone, hubby figured he'd change his name to *BirdKiller*.
Hehehehe, cute idea until it became even funnier when he realized it would probably scare the crap out of everyone else who regularly posts on my thread ..... Raven and Gypsybyrd
He decided for the sake of my friends' peaceful sleeping that he'd find a different name ....
heheheh ... my thanks to Skme for NOT changing it to BirdKiller.
But 'Skme' is a perfectly good handle ... 
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Sprinkles22 said:*laughs wickedly* Who me????
c'mon Honey ... do it again!!!!!!
you can't get enough can you, lol?
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You have NO idea what a pain pup I've become ...... I'm insatiabledjjazzytim said:
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Sprinkles22 said:
a hard man knows that Sprinkles has no control with him ...ok, so that was me, not Dirty Harry
