Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

of course i will...bent over the cab of my truck right

umm, last time we did that, you got a speeding ticket the next day because you couldn't think of anything else but my luscious ass beneath your hands

 

[keiffers]

umm, last time we did that, you got a speeding ticket the next day because you couldn't think of anything else but my luscious ass beneath your hands

yeah that's it - I should have told the sheriff I got carried away and force of habit drove my foot to press the gas pedal harder with the thought of smackin your ass

 

[Sprinkles22]

yeah that's it - I should have told the sheriff I got carried away and force of habit drove my foot to press the gas pedal harder with the thought of smackin your ass

if you'd shown him my picture, he mighta agreed with ya

 

[keiffers]

if you'd shown him my picture, he mighta agreed with ya

LOL see you were there in spirit just blowin the hell outta me....and I didn't notice him till the last minute....for all that you deserve an extra spankin!

 

[Sprinkles22]

LOL see you were there in spirit just blowin the hell outta me....and I didn't notice him till the last minute....for all that you deserve an extra spankin!

blowin you in the truck as you were driving ... *gulp* .... in traffic???????

oh my ... why ... I've NEVER done anything like that before *grabs halo and hangs it upon a horn before it falls to the floor*

 

[keiffers]

blowin you in the truck as you were driving ... *gulp* .... in traffic???????

oh my ... why ... I've NEVER done anything like that before *grabs halo and hangs it upon a horn before it falls to the floor*

LOL see that's how i got a ticket....you never did it before LOL

hmm i need to find someplace else to give you your spankings....

 

[pleaz_me]

blowin you in the truck as you were driving ... *gulp* .... in traffic???????

oh my ... why ... I've NEVER done anything like that before *grabs halo and hangs it upon a horn before it falls to the floor*

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gonna need a few extra halos for that lie

 

[keiffers]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gonna need a few extra halos for that lie

yeah right huh! LOL

 

[Sprinkles22]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You gonna need a few extra halos for that lie

Hey.... no fair!!! You've got inside information!!!!

 

[keiffers]

Hey.... no fair!!! You've got inside information!!!!

that's not inside information !!! well maybe not completely hehe

 

[pleaz_me]

Hey.... no fair!!! You've got inside information!!!!

LMAO! You just busted yourSELF out on that way

I've never heard any of those tales

 

[keiffers]

LOL see that's how i got a ticket....you never did it before LOL

hmm i need to find someplace else to give you your spankings....

you're safe for now - I'm going to bed and will contemplate a new location (safe from speeding tickets) to give you your well deserved spanking

good night for now

 

[fathom7]

Dear Sprinkles:

I've missed you.

 

[Sprinkles22]

I've missed you.

You've made me smile. It's nice to know you're missed.

 

[fathom7]

You've made me smile. It's nice to know you're missed.

Missed you are and it's due to the wonders of you. So much to see. So much to do.

Ah -- and then there's that brightness that comes from your wisdom as well.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Missed you are and it's due to the wonders of you. So much to see. So much to do.

Ah -- and then there's that brightness that comes from your wisdom as well.

Mmmmmmm, flattery will get you everything , Sexy!

Wisdom? Who me? You're seriously kidding, right??

 

[fathom7]

Mmmmmmm, flattery will get you everything , Sexy!

Wisdom? Who me? You're seriously kidding, right??

It's not everything I'm after -- just your delights.

 

[keiffers]

Dear Sprinkles...can you help me with why my wee-wee shrivels up in the shower - is this because I've not been laid in awhile and it's taking a vacation?!?!?!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Dear Sprinkles...can you help me with why my wee-wee shrivels up in the shower - is this because I've not been laid in awhile and it's taking a vacation?!?!?!

I won't go into the details of 'why' Mr. Happy is disappearing, but I'll offer advice on how to prevent such instances:

This ...
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/fist4.jpg

Plus this ....
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10779/200.jpg

SHOULD help the problem

Let me know how it goes

 

[keiffers]

I won't go into the details of 'why' Mr. Happy is disappearing, but I'll offer advice on how to prevent such instances:

This ...
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/fist4.jpg

Plus this ....
http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/10779/200.jpg

SHOULD help the problem

Let me know how it goes

will you come demonstrate

 

[fathom7]

will you come demonstrate

Not sure I'd allow {{{{Sprinkles}}}} to get too close to the oil. Maybe you should approach things a little differently and show her how it slides on.

I know she'd like it.

 

[Sprinkles22]

Not sure I'd allow {{{{Sprinkles}}}} to get too close to the oil. Maybe you should approach things a little differently and show her how it slides on.

I know she'd like it.

Perhaps we could begin with my shoulders and back? I'd like that very much.

 

[keiffers]

Perhaps we could begin with my shoulders and back? I'd like that very much.

of course i can do that for starters

 

[raven2]

of course i can do that for starters

YEah, she really does like that.

 

[Sprinkles22]

of course i can do that for starters

oh goodie ... that's just the warm up