Dear Sprinkles ....

[de-valmont]

I'm Back ​

who missed me?

I missed you more than a blind paraplegic with parkinsons misses a a cocoanut shy

 

[Jail]

What are you? NB's watchdog or something????

However much he's paying you to tattle on me, I'll double it if you'll keep your mouth shut

nah, he only would pay in canadian money............i want that good ole yanky currency *hint hint*

 

[4Jonas]

I'm Back ​

who missed me?

raises hand...

 

[Jail]

I lay down for a job darlin'

ooooooooOOOOoooo sassy!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Oh no next wekk I'm streetwalking, this week I'm more sidewalking

Ooooh.... How much do you charge an hour? I might be able to afford this

 

[de-valmont]

ooooooooOOOOoooo sassy!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure on sassy but hell it pays

 

[de-valmont]

Ooooh.... How much do you charge an hour? I might be able to afford this

Step right up! Step Right up, well it's a basic of $150 an hour, but for the next two days it's half price, plus is't ladies day Thursday dividing that by a quarter so $18.75 an hour

 

[Sprinkles22]

I missed you more than a blind paraplegic with parkinsons misses a a cocoanut shy

WOW! That's ALOT De-Val. *blushes* I feel so loved!

 

[Jail]

Step right up! Step Right up, well it's a basic of $150 an hour, but for the next two days it's half price, plus is't ladies day Thursday dividing that by a quarter so $18.75 an hour

geezus, de-val, she wants to rent ya, not own ya

 

[de-valmont]

geezus, de-val, she wants to rent ya, not own ya

I provide a mighty fine service, or so I have been informed

 

[Jail]

I provide a mighty fine service, or so I have been informed

*pulls out my wallet, sees that it's empty* Do you take Visa?

 

[de-valmont]

*pulls out my wallet, sees that it's empty* Do you take Visa?

And mastercard

 

[Jail]

And mastercard

LOL oh nice, a man who's priceless

 

[4Jonas]

sits in the corner quietly twiddling thumbs...watching the world around me.

 

[de-valmont]

LOL oh nice, a man who's priceless

Priceless no $18 please cheap at half the price! And batteries are included!

 

[Sprinkles22]

nah, he only would pay in canadian money............i want that good ole yanky currency *hint hint*

No Monopoly money for you, huh?

 

[Sprinkles22]

And mastercard

Yea .... all you have to do is swipe it down the crack of his ass, Jail!

LMFAO ..... sometimes I crack myself up!

 

[4Jonas]

Yea .... all you have to do is swipe it down the crack of his ass, Jail!

LMFAO ..... sometimes I crack myself up!

hahahaha ziiiiiiiing!

 

[de-valmont]

Yea .... all you have to do is swipe it down the crack of his ass, Jail!

LMFAO ..... sometimes I crack myself up!

true, please don't use AMEX that swipe kinda hurts

 

[Jail]

sits in the corner quietly twiddling thumbs...watching the world around me.

*pulls Jonas into the fray*

 

[Sprinkles22]

geezus, de-val, she wants to rent ya, not own ya

Says who? Owning him might be fun! In the end, it might be cheaper that way. Ya know, $18.75 per hour x 24 hours x 365 days is alot of dough!

 

[Jail]

No Monopoly money for you, huh?

nope, cuz I'm the corner square on that board game

 

[Jail]

Yea .... all you have to do is swipe it down the crack of his ass, Jail!

LMFAO ..... sometimes I crack myself up!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You're cracking me up...........fuck that's even funnier than................well you know

 

[Jail]

Says who? Owning him might be fun! In the end, it might be cheaper that way. Ya know, $18.75 per hour x 24 hours x 365 days is alot of dough!

Yeah true, but I'll bet he's got great buns

 

[Sprinkles22]

sits in the corner quietly twiddling thumbs...watching the world around me.

lol...me too, jonas. I'm multi-tasking and not doing a good job of it .....