Dear Sprinkles ....

[Sprinkles22]

Did someone say 69?

Sure did Are you in?

 

[Sprinkles22]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Sprinkles is getting into the shower. She will return shortly. Please do not panic or fret over her absence.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

Sure did Are you in?

If I was in you wouldn't have to ask.

 

[Nightbird]

Men don't think huh.. Hmm... I'm gonna remember this.

Jail, Jail, Jail ..... *shakes head* Honey, you got it all wrong. You said that men think. Where did you get that idea from

 

[Nightbird]

Here in Canada, everyone from the United States is a Yank or a Yankee. Sweet Tea is Ice Tea or Iced Tea and y'all Southerners are just not right.

And for the record, you are gonna talk to me about this one slut, potty mouth.

You refer to ME as a Yankee again, and see what happens!!!!! Call me Bitch or Fucktard even, but DON'T call me a Yankee!!! Yankees are those bastards we Gentle Southerners fought in the Civil War!!!!!

Here in the South, we know what SWEET TEA is all about .... don't try to tell me anything Canuck!

 

[Sprinkles22]

Busted

I'm sorry.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

What some Canadians do not understand some of us in the US do not take kindly to beeing called Yankees. A certain amount of respect for the South is required.

 

[Archangel_5607]

*waves hello to Sprinkles*

hi hi!!

 

[Sprinkles22]

*waves hello to Sprinkles*

hi hi!!

Hey! Hey! What's up Arch? (oh, never mind .... I know what's up ..... I've been to Jail's thread )

 

[Archangel_5607]

Hey! Hey! What's up Arch? (oh, never mind .... I know what's up ..... I've been to Jail's thread )

come on now, give me a little credit, i gotta work up to something like that
lol, half mast

 

[Sprinkles22]

come on now, give me a little credit, i gotta work up to something like that
lol, half mast

Half mast? I thought that was the normal, everyday, functional position for most men .....

 

[Archangel_5607]

Half mast? I thought that was the normal, everyday, functional position for most men .....

i think the actual number, is one sexual thought every 7-9 seconds

and if that was my case....id need baggier pants, nothing more
embarassing than pitching a tent at work, boarderline embarassing,
but i do get a lot of numbers, *grins n' shit*

 

[Sprinkles22]

Sprinkles advice for the 28th of January, 2006 ~

I bought the newest CD from the Backstreet Boys yesterday. It ROCKS! If you have any kind of romantic inclinations, there are some great love songs on there. The song, Incomplete , which is played on the radio is great. But my favorite song is the third track, Crawling Back to You . What a powerful break-up/make-up song that is ..... the chorus says:

But baby here I am
Banging on your front door
My pride spilled on the floor
My hands and knees are bruised and now I'm crawling back to you
Begging for a second chance
Are you gonna let me in?
I was running from the truth and now I'm crawling back to you

If you could see these tears I'm crying
Touch these hands that can't stop shaking
Hear my heart that's barely beating
You will see a different man

But baby here I am
Banging on your front door
My pride spilled on the floor
My hands and knees are bruised and I'm crawling back to you
Begging for a second chance
Are you gonna let me in?
I was running from the truth, now I'm crawling back to you

Okay, so I'm a hopeless romantic. What can I say? My heart is true.

 

[4Jonas]

HI Sprinkles, how are ya sweetie?

 

[Jail]

i think the actual number, is one sexual thought every 7-9 seconds

and if that was my case....id need baggier pants, nothing more
embarassing than pitching a tent at work, boarderline embarassing,
but i do get a lot of numbers, *grins n' shit*

and you pitch more tents lotsa times

 

[Archangel_5607]

and you pitch more tents lotsa times

only because your hand(s) are usually reaching in my pants!!

 

[Jail]

only because your hand(s) are usually reaching in my pants!!

Well I can't help it if my hands wander.............besides, you love it

 

[Archangel_5607]

Well I can't help it if my hands wander.............besides, you love it

wander? Wander?!?! try bee Line!!!
love it? its my poison, next to whiskey

 

[Jail]

wander? Wander?!?! try bee Line!!!
love it? its my poison, next to whiskey

I thought I was your poison

 

[Archangel_5607]

I thought I was your poison

*chuckles* you are, i gotta sub something when im not online

 

[Jail]

*chuckles* you are, i gotta sub something when im not online

lmao ok, that's true

 

[Sprinkles22]

HI Sprinkles, how are ya sweetie?

I'm good, how are you? I'm feeling all sappy and lovey this afternoon... can you tell?

 

[Machiavellix]

I'm good, how are you? I'm feeling all sappy and lovey this afternoon... can you tell?

Ah, Sappy and Lovey. The two Dwarves arrested for flashing Snow White. They make bail yet?

 

[20smoke]

all my prisoners are required to wear orange and blue

orange and blue boxer briefs under my green and tangerine?

 

[Sprinkles22]

Ah, Sappy and Lovey. The two Dwarves arrested for flashing Snow White. They make bail yet?

Not yet .... the judge figured they needed a night or two in the slammer....