Dear Sprinkles ....

Sprinkles22 said:
Here's a better one? Why do they have braille signs on the drive thru ATM machines???? :eek:


Good question. Here is another, how does a blind person know when they are done whipping their butt? :rolleyes:
 
I still don't get it.. Why would anyone want a cell phone called a Razor thats the exact same colour as Disposable Razors?

DLL said:
http://www.livingroom.org.au/cameraphone/motorola-pink-razr.jpg


Nightbird ...Valentine days is coming and it is PINK :kiss:
plus surveys say razr pink phones make girls so horny they need to use them for phone sex only for the man who bought them as a gift.... :rose: its true i read that.... :kiss:
 
Nightbird said:
I still don't get it.. Why would anyone want a cell phone called a Razor thats the exact same colour as Disposable Razors?
It's PINK! It's just a girlie color. Yes, I have pink disposable razors ... but I also have pink lingerie that I bet you wouldn't complain about ;)
 
Yes Pink is a girlie COLOUR but I bet your lingerie isn't called Razor either..

Sprinkles22 said:
It's PINK! It's just a girlie color. Yes, I have pink disposable razors ... but I also have pink lingerie that I bet you wouldn't complain about ;)
 
Nightbird said:
Yes Pink is a girlie COLOUR but I bet your lingerie isn't called Razor either..


I want it cause its new sleek and fits in my new LV bag cell pocket :D
 
Nightbird said:
Yes Pink is a girlie COLOUR but I bet your lingerie isn't called Razor either..
Nope, lingerie isn't called "Razr" ..... but it's still pretty "sharp" to look at ..... *lol*
 
thump said:
Good question. Here is another, how does a blind person know when they are done whipping their butt? :rolleyes:
You mean blind peeps whip their butts? Hmmm, do sighted peeps whip their butts? Is this a new form of masturbation?
 
Nightbird said:
Yes Pink is a girlie COLOUR but I bet your lingerie isn't called Razor either..
NB, I think you missed out on the reason it is called a razor ... or to be precise, RAZR. That is an acronym assigned by the manufacturer for the origin of the project, which was Rally All Zipper Retractors. So, see, it IS a female thing and pink fits right in...!!!
 
techsan said:
You mean blind peeps whip their butts? Hmmm, do sighted peeps whip their butts? Is this a new form of masturbation?


Why yes it is :D
 
thump said:
Why yes it is :D
See there! It's not too late for even this old dog to learn some new tricks. Now to go find me a whip....are they labeled "self-whips" or just plain ol' ordinary whips?
 
techsan said:
See there! It's not too late for even this old dog to learn some new tricks. Now to go find me a whip....are they labeled "self-whips" or just plain ol' ordinary whips?
I saw some just 2 days ago at the *toy* store .... but I didn't see any labeled "self help".

I'm not really wanting to admit I went into that store ... but doing so just to help you out, Techie. I'm sacrificing my reputation for you.
 
Sprinkles22 said:
I saw some just 2 days ago at the *toy* store .... but I didn't see any labeled "self help".

I'm not really wanting to admit I went into that store ... but doing so just to help you out, Techie. I'm sacrificing my reputation for you.
Dear Sprinkles:

Thank you volubly for your help.

Tarnished in Tucson
 
Nightbird said:
I still don't get it.. Why would anyone want a cell phone called a Razor thats the exact same colour as Disposable Razors?
It's a razor because it's very thin. I heard you can't upload very many songs to them (they do music I hear) the softwares crappy and they don't have the best of reviews. But being that it's the girls that want them I doubt they looked past the pink color. :D
 
techsan said:
See there! It's not too late for even this old dog to learn some new tricks. Now to go find me a whip....are they labeled "self-whips" or just plain ol' ordinary whips?


You can get either...some places you can get both for the price of one :eek:
 
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